Thank you for purchasing the latest ZECORA unit! To avoid painful and unexpected brushes with death, we have provided a user guide and manual for your safety.
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Awwww, so cool! I want one! Especially the filly version. That is just abso-fricking-lutely adorable.
I'm not sure if I want to drink something made by a robot.
Just a quick question, what would happen if my ZECORA unit came in contact with a DISCORD unit?
My friend has one and I'm not sure if it will activate any of my unit's locked settings.
That would be fun to have. But with my luck, I'd be poisoned on the first potion, if not turned into a piece of asparagus or something.
Woot!
Now I can has infinite super restoration potions!
157444 Discord units cannot trigger any hidden effects on Zecora units, at most discord will invert the potions effects
The hidden way to bring out the war-crazed mode is to start shouting about how the stars are coming, and position a NMM unit in plain sight of the Zecora unit. There seems to be a bug in the system that causes these two events to link together and force any Zecora unit within a 75 yard radius into an immediate combat mode.
Use a LittlePip unit to handle these situations, as any Zecora unit left in this state begins plotting world apocalypse.
157476 Don't listen to the crazed person, he was sent to an Insane Asylum as he was just plain crazy...
Listen to the crazy person? I just escaped 20 Zecora's on the warpath! Madness, I say, MADNESS!
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How did you escape the Asylum????
157503 I'll answer that for you. And the answer is magic. Everything is magic and always will be.
Oh, you mean these guys? *Points to the crew of the Harmony, who all sheepishly wave, while their captain facehoof's.* I mean, sure, it technically counts as an insane asylum, but it's the kind that reinforces psychotic behavior, not cures it. I think I got my personal Zecora unit fixed, though. Gave her an antidote potion and pretended to zap my NMM unit with the EoH. She may be-
gurkkllg.
157550 Greeat....
Well, I know the Guide is already coming, but I have problem with my TWILIGHT SPARKLE unit. She hides all the time in her custom made Book Fort, and calls all the time: "Book Fort to Red Lobster, over". Do you have any solution for that problem?
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I'm not Tempeni, but I assume her AI got swapped for a filly Twilight
157629 That explains, why she forces me to read for her... Anyway, thanks for help, I think I can...
*puts on sunglasses*
...deal with it.
157646 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Hey least yours dosnt want you to years the 101 Arabian nights and explain each sub story
157684 Uggh send it back in....
is there a sultry mode? And a wet-mane model?
Why? That sounds like a good bug/bad bug thing.
157730 Read up on our website www.[Data Expunged due to SOPA].com
I showed my ZECORA unit an AK-47. She immediately went into a long, detailed history of her past warrior history in Zebrabwe, her eyes contracting slightly with each story. What should I do? Right now she's talking about how she and her brothers skinned a pair of donkeys for invading their land...
157807 Reboot her NOW!!
Sooooo, something interesting happened. I happened to have left a Harry Potter book laying around and my ZECORA unit picked it up while I was getting her more ingredients. When I came back with more ingredients she immediately started on brewing something that I had never seen before and when I asked her about it I found out that she was attempting to re-engineer the Liquid Luck potion. Now for non-HP fans, this potion is notorious for being nearly impossible to brew and extremely explosive. My garage and the guess room are completely incinerated and I fear for the rest of my home. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
*Explosion in the background*
And there goes the living room.
157874 Remove the memory unit located on the back of the skull, it should click out like a sd card. Place it into your computer via the included memory modifier cable sold seperatly at participating stores, then find the folder entitled BOOKS READ. Delete Liquid Luck.ttf and your done
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fuckin' SOPA, I swear...
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But...wouldn't her AI activate and start surfing the internet looking for more information?
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Hmmm...*Evil Grin, plugs in Discord's chip and downloads it to computer hard drive*
Now Discord can go even MORE viral!
158122 Its a Memory Chip, not a AI chip. To fix the AI Chip you must look on the underside of the unit. To activate the ai inside a computer, you would have to open up a program hats called FIXAI.exe this is the same program we use to reset the discord model to its default state.
No the discord or any model cannot open itself onto the internet.
DO NOT ASK YOUR ZECORA UNIT TO MAKE A PONY TRANSFORMATION POTION
I cannot express that enough
Um I'm scared my ZECORA unit just bit me... should I be worried I mean she can't be in cannibal mode because I don't have a PINKAMENA unit and no one I know has a PINKAMENA unit so... WHAT DO I DO!?
160089 Don't worry, she is most likley just gathering hair from a human being, as she needs it for a potion.
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oh ok I was relly scared there thanks!
160116 I'm making the CMC one story as they're a set, just thought you should know
Also there is going to be a Technical support page.
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Darn. There goes my fun for the week.
160165 Damn
GIVES FREE AI DESKTOP SET
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Um, should I panic if I tell you that my neighbors have asked for one, and she's already started brewing it?
160891 Just don't drink it
Test subject 056 described massive pain and skeletal discomfort then he had a massive blood loss and had to be hospitalised...
Uh, I have a question, how do I turn off the rhyming? It's getting annoying...
HOW THE FUCK CAN I GET ONE OF THESE I HAVE TO COLLECT ALL CHARCTERS!
So, I ordered a ZECORA unit, but when I opened that box, she was already in Cannibal mode.
Glitch on your end? If so, ... Thank you.
You misspelled crusader as cursader a couple of times.
hnnnnnggggg i want a filly zecora, a filly 6 pack, a filly scratch and octavia and um Everypony!?
Nice, still funny but not quite at Timpani's level. You don;t really need to confine yourself to his formulae though. You should really take the idea and make it your own, right now it's just a slightly less humorous version of his/her work. That's not an insult though, this is still good. Just a suggestion.
157398 Hell, you drink soda and juice...
WTF my zecora unit shot me in the dick blew off and ate it I grabbed a healing potion before I bled out! You idiot's send me a cold blooded killer! Now I pee through a straw A FREAKING DAMN STRAW. Ya know I lost 30 shotgun shells from that! I am PISSED! Sorry about the swearing I had to do it.
163388 NO REFUND FOR U
XD hahah this unit is great!
thanks for the manual XD
but.....where the others manes six?
you are not uploading its yet?
163587 Ahem *nudges Tempeni* they are HIS responsibly, I'm just making the ones he isn't making...