Viz and Wyk are the worst soldiers in the Royal Honor Guard. Their daily routine of guarding plants and bickering with other guards hasn't led them to much of anywhere, except the local pubs they hang around after hours and the bordellos Viz tends to frequent. Follow these two comrades on their daily journeys and escapades as they continually fail in their duties to defend Equestria.
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new story by Stillmatic? I'm in.
"DoodeedoodeedooOOohhhh! This one looks decent!..... YUHS!!!"
All of it good sir. All of my yuhs. TAKE IT!!!
I opned the doar andtheer was...
ALTAS AND P-BOY DRUGGING AND BEERING WIFTH TOO PONIES!!!!122@#56%*
I couldn't resist.
Anyone who gets it also gets a cookie.
Fun man, that was very in da life of the everyman right there. Well, the more free spirited chillaxed everymans xD
Is Daisy a big booty hoe?
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Said the poor spent mare.
Awesome vid.
@Author: Holy crap this wasn't just a one-shot deal?! YES! My two favorite slackers are back!
*gets the Huka*
Time to chill like a boss and read me some awesome!
2061127 At least you didn't criticize me for posting that...
2061185 I actually thought it was pretty humorous. Never saw that one before, though I've rarely seen much of any rap in forever so that's to be expected. lol
@Author: Hot damn, I never laughed so hard at a story like this. These two are a bucking pair I tell ya!
You have a freaking way with words dude, the shit that happens when Wyk's involved is just priceless. This In Da Life sort of story is a freaking hoot. I died, there was only ever one response to Viz when he said those words "What is the worst that could happen?" and as I yell it out in my head as I begin to scroll down, there it was. I can only sympathize with poor Wyk.
Viz, you have no bucking standards! That scene was fucking brilliant. Did NOT see that coming AT ALL! The cumming part, that was obvious, but like what actually CAME after that was hilarious!
More, more, MORE!
Thanks for that epic new chapter, made my night!
2061495 rap and ponies all day baby.
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Here's hoping inspiration strikes and we get presented with a most awesome update to our two most hood motha'buckers to grace this site since forever!
Seriously, you write some awesome real pony hood shiz bro. Like, niggaz don't know bout yo awesome. Too good for most mofos. I just chillin here now wishing I had me some more adventures with these two crazy hard-boiled niggaz, like what they plan on surviving through next and junk!
I wish more people gave this a chance. Your bros, those ponies you made, almost feels like they write themselves. Hope to see more these bitches later again. Till then man, catch you out!
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Thanks for the love, it's much appreciated. We had a chapter somewhat done, but it was way too unorganized for us to really put out. Instead, we're going to go in a bit of a different direction with the next chapter. As in, one that actually strays closer to the show's value of friendship instead of debauchery.
But don't worry, we'll be getting back to that pretty soon. Anyway, we'll try to put out a chapter soon y'all niggas.
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Actually, it's because I spent a semester in a class that revolved around feminism and male privilege, but it was influenced by that other shit too.
Sounds like my kind of guards.