I can't remember the last time I updated a story, and I'm too lazy to actually check, so I'll just make a blogpost saying that I've sorted a whole bunch of shit out and I'm now typing away again.

I'll give a quick update in terms of words done so far for stories I'm a part of:

Carotene: 3k words
Obs. & Prot.: 2.5k words
Praise the Spun: 4k words
Project Renaissance: I can't remember, somewhere past a few thousand words.

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Yeah, yeah, happy holiday to all those applicable.

Get money,
Eat dates,

Stay Trilla.

PS, DATES ARE DISGUSTING OH GOD WHY DO PEOPLE EAT THEM

Shh, he doesn't know about me sticking it here.

I've been bullshitting for too long, so all you motherfuckers gotta tell me what of these three stories should have a fucking chapter out already.

Obviously, the three are: Observation and Protection, Carotene, and Gucci's Day Out. Of course, there's always that one-shot Dark Souls crossover I had in mind.

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So today was interesting, and I'll warn you now, this is not related to any of my story shit. In fact, it's more like me spinning a pretty funny yarn of experience. Normally I hate making a blog post like this that's actually like a blog, but I thought this was worth sharing. Now that you realize you're wasting your time on useless shit and still don't mind, I'm going to mention myself numbering these encounters.

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I need a brave soul to edit/proof my latest chapter. Who's up for it? I'd like it done fairly quickly, if possible. Message or comment here if you're interested.

So after an ungodly amount of time, a whole mess of papers, and other bullshit, I'm finally able to get some work done for both of these stories, not that many (if any) of you motherfuckers care. If you do, well, this is long overdue then. If not, you've already spent roughly 8 or so seconds you won't ever get back that you could have put to improving yourself or working on a desirable skill.

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So I took the liberty to make one, in case there were any other writers out there that made one and wanted to compile them all into one place amongst others.

In fact, it's right here.

OaP update: 2k words in, will come "soonish".