This is a far-flung side story based in a metaverse I’m working on. My inspiration was this overwhelmingly cute Derpy pic. She’s so cuddly-looking, I suddenly wanted to write a story with lots of Derpy cuddling. This is what came of that. ... Yeah, I dunno why it came out the way it did, either…I write weird stuff.
A very strange, pseudo-technical science fiction story, with an OC human and Derpy Hooves. Dark, but there’s light at the end of the tunnel. The Prologue and Report sections are probably rather awful to get through unless you’re a crazy science & science fiction geek like me, but the Agent Commentary explains some of the more important parts. Hopefully the main ‘story’ part of it, the Observation Log, makes up for it.
This is not the first piece I've written, but it's the first I'm submitting.
Criticism, corrections, etc. welcomed.
"Munitions-class cuteness". I'm going to have to remember that one!
1925916 Likewise.
Derpy lives!
Overall that was a little confusing, a little tragi-comic and a little... intriguing. Makes me wonder just what's going on.
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What else is it when something's so cute it makes you go HNNNNG?
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Indeed... 
Hopefully the other stuff I write in this world (or rather, far in the past of this world) will be less confusing, but now that I've written this, I feel like I might actually do a sequel at some point. I like my crazy technobabble future.
SCP Foundation.