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Airshipping Is Magic by Blueshift Report


What if Twilight and Trixie were both zeppelins who were in love? At last this age-old question has been answered!
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#1 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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I remember getting my mind blown at this when it hit EQD.
Lovely seeing it here too!

counter fun fun
#2 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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:trollestia: Problem, Twilight Bimple?
:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:
GTFO.

This was fun to read. Made me LOL a few times. :twilightsmile:
#3 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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But... but... how can... I don't... :ajsleepy: Okay it's brilliant. Damn you brilliance- why do you have to make things good and weird.
#4 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Ohohoho~ This is great, nice job :D
#5 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Dinkleberg....
#6 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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5 stars
#7 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Lustig! Die großartige und mächtige Trixieburg ist natürlich das beste Luftschiff der Welt!:trixieshiftright:
Guest (guest)
#8 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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I had never before wondered what would happen if Twilight and Trixie were blimps that were in love. Now that I know, however, I can't imagine life without this knowledge.
#9 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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This is the best thing.
#10 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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What is this, I don't even...  

Alright 5 stars.
#11 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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#12 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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I... what?

Good day.:moustache:
#13 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Glad to see this on here. Still one of the funniest fanfiction I've ever read
#14 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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And why do I fell like giving this 5 stars?
#15 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Wat.
I just read the title and the description and... wat.

I need to read this. FOR SCIENCE!
#16 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Okay, I know I laughed, but I have no idea why. What is it in here that I find funny? I...just...

Screw you, human instinct that promotes a positive emotional response to lucridity.
#17 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Wat is this I don't even...

Just from the intro I know this is going to be gold. A story that cracks you up but makes you go "WTF?" all at once. Love it!
#18 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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As I finish this, I am left with the greatest feeling of wat in my entire life.
I am genuinely impressed at your ability to write something this well written, that manages to confuse my poor mind so much, while sumultaniously managing to a fairly okay plot into it.
I need more of this. xD
#19 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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What?
#20 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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wut :rainbowhuh:
#21 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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:pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile: I read this with my friends at school. We could barely go through half of it without laughing so hard that our gasbags would have exploded if we were blimps ourselves! :pinkiegasp: After all, they are small and stubby. :ajsmug:
It's so great! We loved it. But you got us in trouble. 1 star.


Loljk. :pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile:

#22 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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With the risk of sounding like everyone else: WAT?!?!
#23 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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And now we are doing inanimate objects?
... I am at a lost for words. What is even worse that I found this slightly arousing...
Gack..... I really need to get my head out of the gutter.
#24 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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OK I have no idea, where the fuck you got such an idea, but here:

Take my stars!

"Die großartige und mächtige Trixieburg." - Genial^^
#25 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Fine.

What?

FINE.  FIVE STARS.  BASTARD.

What.  I don't even.

Dammit.  Fine.
#26 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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THE SHIT?
#27 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Rule 34 to the max.
#28 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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"Oh, what huge vanity!" really? That's just awful :facehoof:

...But also hilarious, awfully hilarious, so 5 out of 5.
#29 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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>>121637THE FUCK?
DF (guest)
#30 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Simply amazing. :)
Clever, clever man (guest)
#31 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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I hope we get to see Ruddershy and Pinkie Sky before long...
#32 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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finally someone has asked the question that has plagued my mind! genuinely in tears with laughter it is soo terribly funny and i dont know why i like it :rainbowhuh::derpytongue2:
#33 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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I still remember when I first read this in EqD.
This is without a doubt one of the most weirdly hilarious fics I've ever read.
#34 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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... The fuck?
#35 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Well....it scared and disturbed me while I laughed my head clean off, well done good sir, you made me terrified of airships :D.
Yayness (guest)
#36 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-


*clopclopclopclop*
#37 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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There is no love purer than that between two rigid airship pony lesbians
This is the story the universe was created to tell

Edit: There's a couple of italic tags near the end that are in HTML rather than unicode (I think it's unicode. They're in carets rather than brackets, is my point.)
#38 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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This is the greatest thing ever.
#39 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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>>121742

Good catch, thanks! Fixed!
Dat guest fool! (guest)
#40 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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I lost it at gasbag. And that wasn't even that far. :facehoof:
But um. Very good. :moustache:
#41 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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So she's called Trixieburg and she has German writing on her side . . . I can't imagine she has a happy ending :trixieshiftright: This is hilarious. 5 stars.
#42 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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#43 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Wha... I... blimps?... Trixieberg?... I'm speechless. :derpyderp1:
#44 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Fun read. Liked the puns. Still :derpyderp2:
Mr. Knife (guest)
#45 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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#46 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Why does this exist? And why did I love it so? 5 starts sir, 5 stars. :raritywink:
#47 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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You should write a sequel where Luna is one of these.
#48 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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#49 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Oh, so THAT'S how Equestria mas made. That explains everything.

You crazy, magnificent devil. I'd vote 6 if I could.
#50 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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#51 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Wait... airships... plus... shipping...
You sir, are a genius! When I first looked at the description, I thought it would be bad, you sir, have once again proved to never judge a book by it's cover! Take my stars, all of them!
#52 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Trixie you bastard! Trickery! Foalishness! How could you leave poor Twilight Blimple like that?! May your hull get thorn to shreds by a thousand angry flying thingamagics!
Ehh... Great story!
#53 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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I erm.. I got no time right now but I will DEFINITELY read up tomorrow how the hay you got a 4.9 rating from 71 voters with THAT theme.. :rainbowderp:
#54 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Holy...
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to say about this. My mind was just blown and I'll never look at ponies the same way ever again.
Also, I lost it at "someblimp else".
#55 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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:rainbowlaugh: Oh... my... by Celestia's beard its been a wile since I laugh like this!

:moustache: Please keep up the Epic work my good sir.
#56 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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OMGZZ??? I read the title and description and my mind was blown.. Then I read the story and my head exploded twice :rainbowhuh:

and yes, old joke is old :derpytongue2:
#57 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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I don't even....  How the hell did you come up with this idea??
#58 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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I....I....I....

You can't get more random than this...I'm speechless from laughing so hard...All my stars are belong to you... :rainbowlaugh:
#59 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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all of my what
#60 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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I laughed :rainbowlaugh:.
I cried :fluttercry:.
I asked myself "the hell am I reading?" :applejackconfused:

I eagerly await the full length motion picture.
#61 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Bwahaha, I remember this one. <3
#62 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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#63 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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I don't even.
How could Trixieburg do such a thing?
#64 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Ignoring the content, this is shockingly well written(for what there is).  Not ignoring the content, this is hilarious.  And the clop scene at the end was riotous.  Is it wrong of me to hate Trixie(berg) even more after this?
#65 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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I have never known the glory of erotic zeppelin literature until today.

Also:
#66 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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What is this I don't even?!?

How could someone even come up with this?  And why did I enjoy this?

All the airship puns were amazing, I especially loved Rainbow Dirigible for some strange reason.  The docking scene at the end was enjoyable.

Trixieburg! :trixieshiftleft:
#67 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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You cannot possibly imagine the amount of lols I had reading this. Very good job, and I hope to see more!
#68 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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:facehoof: Fine, take all my stars, thanks for the laughs :rainbowlaugh:
#69 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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#70 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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#71 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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#72 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Mares are blimps, Stallions are zeppelins.

I went there.
#73 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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At first when I read the title i was all


but then after I read it I was all


... UTTER BRILLIANCE.
:pinkiehappy:Keep up the good work.:pinkiehappy:
#74 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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I remember a fic where Rainbow Dash was shipped with shipping. It was the funniest thing I have ever read. Until tonight.
(Why wasn't this tagged mature? There's graphic loading! Think about the children!).
#75 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Even don't I this is what?

Damn. That's some hot docking action right there. Trixieberg unloaded into Twilight?! I bet she won't even call the next day. Typical Trixiberg.
#76 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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THANK YOU
I have always wondered that. and now i know
AND IT WAS GLORIOUS
#77 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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... That just happened.  I think...:derpyderp1:
#78 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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:pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy:
#79 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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White Noise (guest)
#80 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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...Ok, I'm curious; what in Celestia's name made you decide to write about blimp sex? It was well written and rather enjoyable, but why blimp sex?
#81 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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This is a new one on me, I'll admit.
#82 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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So Trixie made twi pregnant and left her? >< :rainbowhuh:
#83 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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What the fu.....bravo sir bravo....:moustache:
#84 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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This was... what the fuck... I don't even...
God, this was so random.
It was also VERY well written, despite the...er....whatthefuckulous subject matter.
Congratulations, you win all of the internets, plus Lauren Faust's nosehair.
#85 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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I never ship Twixie, but when I do...I prefer them to be airships.
That was brilliant dude.:pinkiehappy:
>>122215
And you win. You just win.
#86 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Infidel (guest)
#87 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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:unsuresweetie:
#88 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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I thought you had me at 'Airquestria'. Then, I thought you had me at 'Rainbow Dirigible'. I was not expecting 'mid-air refuel'. You, sir, have an expansive knowledge of airship terminology and a firm grasp of all things awesome.

Please, take this mustache as an offering, for you are the god of puns.

:moustache:

Just like camping, you, my friend, are IN TENTS.
#89 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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I remember listening to a dramatic reading of this story a few months ago...it was the best thing ever, this is the best thing ever
#90 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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>>122746

That's messed up!

And as for the fic... No words.
#91 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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That was either the most brilliant thing I've ever read or the stupidest thing I've ever read.

I can't decide.
#92 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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This is both the dumbest and the best thing I've read in ages. And it's really well written as well! :pinkiehappy:

I'll certainly never be able to see Hull in quite the same way ever again :derpyderp1:
#93 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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ummm.. what? :rainbowhuh:

I don't even..
5 stars
#94 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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:rainbowhuh: Brilliant. Poor Trixieburg, she really shouldn't be looking forward to her future too much. :rainbowlaugh:
#95 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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:facehoof:
#96 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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Toothlessbrony (guest)
#97 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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What
The
Hell
Is
This



I don't even...
#98 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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All my yes.
I don't even, but all of it.
#99 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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>>122215 brilliant. :pinkiecrazy:
Socks (guest)
#100 Chapter 1  Posted 18 weeks, 3 days ago  
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God, this is hilarious.

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