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Blueshift 299994

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    What if Twilight and Trixie were both zeppelins who were in love? At last this age-old question has been answered!

    First Published
    10th Jan 2012
    Last Modified
    10th Jan 2012

    Comments ( 217 )

    #1 · 71w, 2d ago · · ·
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    I remember getting my mind blown at this when it hit EQD.

    Lovely seeing it here too!

    counter fun fun

    #2 · 71w, 2d ago · · ·
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    :trollestia: Problem, Twilight Bimple?

    :trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

    GTFO.

    This was fun to read. Made me LOL a few times. :twilightsmile:

    #3 · 71w, 2d ago · · ·
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    But... but... how can... I don't... :ajsleepy: Okay it's brilliant. Damn you brilliance- why do you have to make things good and weird.

    #4 · 71w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Ohohoho~ This is great, nice job :D

    #5 · 71w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Dinkleberg....

    #7 · 71w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Lustig! Die großartige und mächtige Trixieburg ist natürlich das beste Luftschiff der Welt!:trixieshiftright:

    #8 · 71w, 2d ago · · ·
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    I had never before wondered what would happen if Twilight and Trixie were blimps that were in love. Now that I know, however, I can't imagine life without this knowledge.

    #10 · 71w, 2d ago · · ·
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    What is this, I don't even...  

    Alright 5 stars.

    #13 · 71w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Glad to see this on here. Still one of the funniest fanfiction I've ever read

    #14 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    #15 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Wat.

    I just read the title and the description and... wat.

    I need to read this. FOR SCIENCE!

    #16 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Okay, I know I laughed, but I have no idea why. What is it in here that I find funny? I...just...

    Screw you, human instinct that promotes a positive emotional response to lucridity.

    #17 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Wat is this I don't even...

    Just from the intro I know this is going to be gold. A story that cracks you up but makes you go "WTF?" all at once. Love it!

    #18 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    As I finish this, I am left with the greatest feeling of wat in my entire life.

    I am genuinely impressed at your ability to write something this well written, that manages to confuse my poor mind so much, while sumultaniously managing to a fairly okay plot into it.

    I need more of this. xD

    #19 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    What?

    #20 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    wut :rainbowhuh:

    #21 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    :pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile: I read this with my friends at school. We could barely go through half of it without laughing so hard that our gasbags would have exploded if we were blimps ourselves! :pinkiegasp: After all, they are small and stubby. :ajsmug:

    It's so great! We loved it. But you got us in trouble. 1 star.

    Loljk. :pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile:

    #22 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    With the risk of sounding like everyone else: WAT?!?!

    #23 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    And now we are doing inanimate objects?

    ... I am at a lost for words. What is even worse that I found this slightly arousing...

    Gack..... I really need to get my head out of the gutter.

    #24 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    OK I have no idea, where the fuck you got such an idea, but here:

    Take my stars!

    "Die großartige und mächtige Trixieburg." - Genial^^

    #25 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Fine.

    What?

    FINE.  FIVE STARS.  BASTARD.

    What.  I don't even.

    Dammit.  Fine.

    #26 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    THE SHIT?

    #27 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Rule 34 to the max.

    #28 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    "Oh, what huge vanity!" really? That's just awful :facehoof:

    ...But also hilarious, awfully hilarious, so 5 out of 5.

    #29 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>121637THE FUCK?

    #30 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Simply amazing. :)

    #31 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I hope we get to see Ruddershy and Pinkie Sky before long...

    #32 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    finally someone has asked the question that has plagued my mind! genuinely in tears with laughter it is soo terribly funny and i dont know why i like it :rainbowhuh::derpytongue2:

    #33 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I still remember when I first read this in EqD.

    This is without a doubt one of the most weirdly hilarious fics I've ever read.

    #34 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    ... The fuck?

    #35 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Well....it scared and disturbed me while I laughed my head clean off, well done good sir, you made me terrified of airships :D.

    #36 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-

    *clopclopclopclop*

    #37 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    There is no love purer than that between two rigid airship pony lesbians

    This is the story the universe was created to tell

    Edit: There's a couple of italic tags near the end that are in HTML rather than unicode (I think it's unicode. They're in carets rather than brackets, is my point.)

    #38 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    This is the greatest thing ever.

    #39 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>121742

    Good catch, thanks! Fixed!

    #40 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I lost it at gasbag. And that wasn't even that far. :facehoof:

    But um. Very good. :moustache:

    #41 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    So she's called Trixieburg and she has German writing on her side . . . I can't imagine she has a happy ending :trixieshiftright: This is hilarious. 5 stars.

    #43 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Wha... I... blimps?... Trixieberg?... I'm speechless. :derpyderp1:

    #44 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Fun read. Liked the puns. Still :derpyderp2:

    #46 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Why does this exist? And why did I love it so? 5 starts sir, 5 stars. :raritywink:

    #47 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    You should write a sequel where Luna is one of these.

    #49 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Oh, so THAT'S how Equestria mas made. That explains everything.

    You crazy, magnificent devil. I'd vote 6 if I could.

    #51 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Wait... airships... plus... shipping...

    You sir, are a genius! When I first looked at the description, I thought it would be bad, you sir, have once again proved to never judge a book by it's cover! Take my stars, all of them!

    #52 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Trixie you bastard! Trickery! Foalishness! How could you leave poor Twilight Blimple like that?! May your hull get thorn to shreds by a thousand angry flying thingamagics!

    Ehh... Great story!

    #53 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I erm.. I got no time right now but I will DEFINITELY read up tomorrow how the hay you got a 4.9 rating from 71 voters with THAT theme.. :rainbowderp:

    #54 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Holy...

    I'm not sure what I'm supposed to say about this. My mind was just blown and I'll never look at ponies the same way ever again.

    Also, I lost it at "someblimp else".

    #55 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    #56 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    OMGZZ??? I read the title and description and my mind was blown.. Then I read the story and my head exploded twice :rainbowhuh:

    and yes, old joke is old :derpytongue2:

    #57 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I don't even....  How the hell did you come up with this idea??

    #58 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I....I....I....

    You can't get more random than this...I'm speechless from laughing so hard...All my stars are belong to you... :rainbowlaugh:

    #59 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    all of my what

    #60 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I laughed :rainbowlaugh:.

    I cried :fluttercry:.

    I asked myself "the hell am I reading?" :applejackconfused:

    I eagerly await the full length motion picture.

    #61 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Bwahaha, I remember this one. <3

    #63 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I don't even.

    How could Trixieburg do such a thing?

    #64 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Ignoring the content, this is shockingly well written(for what there is).  Not ignoring the content, this is hilarious.  And the clop scene at the end was riotous.  Is it wrong of me to hate Trixie(berg) even more after this?

    #65 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I have never known the glory of erotic zeppelin literature until today.

    Also:

    #66 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    What is this I don't even?!?

    How could someone even come up with this?  And why did I enjoy this?

    All the airship puns were amazing, I especially loved Rainbow Dirigible for some strange reason.  The docking scene at the end was enjoyable.

    Trixieburg! :trixieshiftleft:

    #67 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    You cannot possibly imagine the amount of lols I had reading this. Very good job, and I hope to see more!

    #68 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    :facehoof: Fine, take all my stars, thanks for the laughs :rainbowlaugh:

    #72 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Mares are blimps, Stallions are zeppelins.

    I went there.

    #73 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    At first when I read the title i was all

    but then after I read it I was all

    ... UTTER BRILLIANCE.

    :pinkiehappy:Keep up the good work.:pinkiehappy:

    #74 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I remember a fic where Rainbow Dash was shipped with shipping. It was the funniest thing I have ever read. Until tonight.

    (Why wasn't this tagged mature? There's graphic loading! Think about the children!).

    #75 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Even don't I this is what?

    Damn. That's some hot docking action right there. Trixieberg unloaded into Twilight?! I bet she won't even call the next day. Typical Trixiberg.

    #76 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    THANK YOU

    I have always wondered that. and now i know

    AND IT WAS GLORIOUS

    #77 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    ... That just happened.  I think...:derpyderp1:

    #78 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    :pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy:

    #80 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    ...Ok, I'm curious; what in Celestia's name made you decide to write about blimp sex? It was well written and rather enjoyable, but why blimp sex?

    #81 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    This is a new one on me, I'll admit.

    #82 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    So Trixie made twi pregnant and left her? >< :rainbowhuh:

    #83 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    What the fu.....bravo sir bravo....:moustache:

    #84 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    This was... what the fuck... I don't even...

    God, this was so random.

    It was also VERY well written, despite the...er....whatthefuckulous subject matter.

    Congratulations, you win all of the internets, plus Lauren Faust's nosehair.

    #85 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I never ship Twixie, but when I do...I prefer them to be airships.

    That was brilliant dude.:pinkiehappy:

    >>122215

    And you win. You just win.

    #87 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    :unsuresweetie:

    #88 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I thought you had me at 'Airquestria'. Then, I thought you had me at 'Rainbow Dirigible'. I was not expecting 'mid-air refuel'. You, sir, have an expansive knowledge of airship terminology and a firm grasp of all things awesome.

    Please, take this mustache as an offering, for you are the god of puns.

    :moustache:

    Just like camping, you, my friend, are IN TENTS.

    #89 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I remember listening to a dramatic reading of this story a few months ago...it was the best thing ever, this is the best thing ever

    #90 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>122746

    That's messed up!

    And as for the fic... No words.

    #91 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    That was either the most brilliant thing I've ever read or the stupidest thing I've ever read.

    I can't decide.

    #92 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    This is both the dumbest and the best thing I've read in ages. And it's really well written as well! :pinkiehappy:

    I'll certainly never be able to see Hull in quite the same way ever again :derpyderp1:

    #93 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    ummm.. what? :rainbowhuh:

    I don't even..

    5 stars

    #94 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowhuh: Brilliant. Poor Trixieburg, she really shouldn't be looking forward to her future too much. :rainbowlaugh:

    #95 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    :facehoof:

    #97 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    What

    The

    Hell

    Is

    This


    I don't even...

    #98 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    All my yes.

    I don't even, but all of it.

    #99 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>122215 brilliant. :pinkiecrazy:

    #100 · 71w, 1d ago · · ·
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    God, this is hilarious.

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