This story is a sequel to Mission: Improbable
A few weeks after the Spy returned from his extended stay in Equestria, the Medic found that he needed to have a few of those so-called "ponies" to... study. But with robots still attacking Mann Co., how can he find the time to acquire such a specimen?
By sending a scout ahead, of course.
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Hey. Hey guys. Hey. Guess what? I did it.
Also, the 4th wall breaking will not be a constant thing unless you want it to be, it'll just be occasional jokes here and there.
My guess is at least once a day he dies. Like Kenny.
Beautiful. Just Beautiful.
I can't imagine Sniper is too happy about having to be a piss factory, though, if Scout keeps dying and having to get drenched in piss every time he needs to go to Equestria.
NICE CANT WAIT FOR MOAR
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Sniper had a helluva lot of water in the Cozy Camper. I mean, what else could he keep in there? Ammo?
Eyyyy, nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Pop quiz: how many jars o' piss does it take to get a Scout to pony land? BEEEEEMP, time's up, I'm gone. WOOHOOHOO! Zwoosh!
Looks to be another exciting adventure, then. I wouldn't mind the occasional peppering of some 4th wall action, but not too much. I like to keep my sanity mostly intact.
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More Hats?
woo lets get this show on the road
I want more 4th wall breaking. But more importantly, I want it NAO!
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Oh, you want more, doncha? Well, I don't blame you. After all, everyone wants some o' the Scout! Haha!
...You are a chick, though, right?
God dammit, Scout, get out of my comments
couldn't scout just dubble jump to end his fall?
1671770 Well Scout, maybe you should read the one story I've got on this site. But I am disappointed with your speed. It took you 3 minutes to force The card holder's hands to type up your reply. I thought you were better than that.
O GOD TAKE ALL OF MY YES!
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YOUR YES IS MINE, ALL MINE! MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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was xpecting scout to be there instead o you
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Yeah, dumbass, they wanted some o' THIS!
How are you still here? Get out of my comments already, jeez.
the end of chapter:BURST OUT LAUGHING*
Yes yes yes yes and YES!
YOU DID WELL!
MOAR
Anybody keeping track of the heads I batted in? BONK!
u god at drawing asshat
Also: keep breaking that wall, is fun :3
That was... Hilarious! Scout, you are best Scout.
im waiting for [derpy (insert postal plumber kill icon here) Scout] do not disapoint
SCOUT IZ NOT CREDIT TO TEAM!
I feel your pain, man... Heavy takes over my keyboard.
ENTIRE COMMENT PAGE IS BABIES!
Did he take any mad milk with him?
The Heavies fingers would be too wide to type properly I bet.
1671779 Ahahaha did you even read the entire chapter
Can you make a joke in the story about Scout's fear of rainbows in this extremely appropriate situation?
STORY IS GOOD BUT IS NOT BIG BOOK I STILL HAVE BIG BOOK FROM SNIPER THAT I THROW AT SPY.
Pistol? Why not guillotine-sandman? Combo those buckers!
Cardholder, you cocktease.
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Because I can't aim for shit with the butcher knife, and I can't even spell "guillotine" on a common basis.
Will be there Dash/Scout romance?
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Never. I normally don't answer questions like these, for fear of spoiling the story, but I can say that romantic relations WILL NOT happen. EVER.
Personally, whenever I see a crossover where the crossover character(s) is/are shipped with ponies usually Twilight, for some reason, it just makes me very angry.
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Dood
THERE ISN´T NOPONY SHIPPING TF2 WITH MLP DOOD!!!
hehehe
This is what we want \/
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Personally, I'm sure Sniper doesn't mind if it means he gets to keep covering Scout in urine.
Looks as promising as always. Keep up the good work!
Liked and Faved.
1672419 i think i did but ill read agen
oh he did but he still got tree'd
1673344 i wouldn't be so certain walking nightmares is on that road spy's courting zacora
1673256 i dont know about scoutdash but in walking nightmares the following ar posibal
Scoutie Pie maybe
Spycora probably
FlutterHeavy no just no
SolDerp possibal
Pyro Engeneir yes
SniperDash wouldent bet on it
Demoman and bery punch
medic unknown
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I know that because I WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD HIM TO DO IT!
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Same here, bro.
Also, we have developed an unbeliever tax of making more chapters. Start immediatly.
Wait, Spy isn't going back? Awwwww, I wanted to see whether he would actually reveal himself to Lyra!
What happens when Scout meets Lyra? dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_ooh.png
There are no words!
Just, *clap, clap, clap*
And, moar 4th wall breaking! I almost fell out of my chair laughing the first time!
AAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHhhhh- Holy crap, I am high up- *Inhale* AAAAaaaAAAAAAaaaaahhh!!
Good thing a pocket pistol eliminates fall damage.
and therefore doesn't die constantly from their very scientific method of teleporting him. What does it say about him, that they dislike him even more than his BLU counterpart?
Aw, crap, forget I said anything! 
Speaking of damage, at least he can't be damaged by his own team,
Next life, I hope he brings some Bonk! or Crit-a-Cola to share with Pinkie...
...
I'm excited ta see more 'a dis, 'cause let's be honest, here: Scout. Is. Da Best. Class.
If you was from, where I was from, you'd be frickin' talkin' like Babs Seed! ...Well, almost. The closest accent to her that I can think of is Staten Island (a horrible hybrid of Brooklyn and New Joisey.)
Redundant redundancy error: Just "In a matter of seconds." About your meta allusions:
It can be funny, just don't push it so hard, I guess. (I think what I'm sayin' is, the narrator doesn't hafta talk back?)
FUCK YEA! (pardon my french)
I've been waiting for someone to do a scout cross over. Or at least, i never found one
Thank you, i know it will be good