(For those who don't know, Garble is the name of the red teenage dragon from Dragon Quest.)
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"Ah! We're pansy ponies!"
Garble and his group of delinquents ran around in a blind panic, occasionally slamming into each other. One of them lifted a gem up to his mouth and tried to take a bite, breaking his teeth in the process. "We can't even eat gems!" he shouted. "We'll starve!"
One of the dragons let out a loud burp. "Our burps are pansy pony burps! There isn't even any fire!"
"Ah! My arm! It's burning! I didn't know lava hurt this much!"
When they all calmed down, they invented a sport that involved jousting with your horn, kicking a ball around, and throwing others into a pit of lava. They called it murderball and it was widely acclaimed as the most amazing sport in the history of sports.
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This story is rated everyone, so I won't go into detail, but...
I'm pretty sure I was wearing pants before seeing that picture.
I want to see a murder ball game....NOW.
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This is the result of a match of Murderball.
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This was just a casual game, too. You should see the Murderball Championships.
OOOOOoooooohhhh, do Crackle (the derped up dragon that looks like the costume Twilight, Rarity and Dash are wearing) next!
Do Crackle next!
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Sorry man, I'm working on the last real chapter right now. The story will end next chapter, then I can finally get to work on my serious fic. Also, my semi-serious fic.
1752213 Oh my....sounds fun
1752198 You're welcome. I'm giving you my written permission to use my brilliant OC in this story. As long as he and Blueblood can run off to Appaloosa together and live happily ever after, you can do it. Now you play nice with your little friends, okay?
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I have no friends. I used to, but then one day, we were playing, and I wasn't playing nice, and they all died.
1752251 Oh. Well don't you worry, my penis has power over life and death! I command thee! Cometh forth from yon cemetary, and walk the Earth once more!
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I'm your friend.
Your internet friend.
Do internet friend count?
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Is your computer plugged in? 'Cause it should be plugged in.
$20 for the advice, by the way.
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Oopsy, I'll get right on that. It should say magic.
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Look at the tags. If you're looking for dark, you'll be sorely disappointed.
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Everyone is an Alicorn unless stated otherwise.
Everyone.
Murder ball... Sounds like Griff Ball. Only in murder ball, the ball doesn't explode when you score.
I think I prefer Calvinball.
Pfft... XD Now, the only way it could get BETTER is if the dragons they're murdering are named Grif...
1752461 You are best pony.
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No, you really shouldn't. Nobody should see the Murderball Championships. The Murderball Championships are held in an underground bunker beneath the desert on the other side of Equestria specifically so that nobody can see them.