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// Intermission: Garble 
// Story: Then Everyone was an Alicorn 
// by CluelessBrony 
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(For those who don't know, Garble is the name of the red teenage dragon from Dragon Quest.)

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"Ah! We're pansy ponies!"

Garble and his group of delinquents ran around in a blind panic, occasionally slamming into each other. One of them lifted a gem up to his mouth and tried to take a bite, breaking his teeth in the process. "We can't even eat gems!" he shouted. "We'll starve!"

One of the dragons let out a loud burp. "Our burps are pansy pony burps! There isn't even any fire!"

"Ah! My arm! It's burning! I didn't know lava hurt this much!"

When they all calmed down, they invented a sport that involved jousting with your horn, kicking a ball around, and throwing others into a pit of lava. They called it murderball and it was widely acclaimed as the most amazing sport in the history of sports.