"Where's Wash and Carolina?" Tucker asked curiously, noticing how Church was walking towards them by his lonesome, a tired look on his face.
"They're, uh... they're staying back for a bit," Church grunted in reply, walking past him as the others walked forward.
"Are they in trouble or something?" Tucker inquired as he followed Church as he tailed the group, staying a few paces behind.
"No, the Princesses just see them as a possible threat. They want to make sure that they're suited for Ponyville before shipping them off. They trusts the others because they're not killers. Or, at least, not hired guns."
"You sure that's a good idea?" Tucker murmured, looking back at the castle. "I mean, they're not my favorite people on this planet or wherever we are, but couldn't you have made the case that they're your friends now?"
"Well, I'm not sure if we're friends, exactly..."
"Then what was that shit back there with Tex? You seemed pretty pissed off, even for you."
"It's... Come on, you're not an idiot, surely you can put two and two together. She was quiet, sitting back..." Church sighed when Tucker stared at him blankly. "The Director didn't come back with us..."
"So? Isn't that kinda what Carolina was after?"
"She had a change of heart when we started treating her differently. She thought that she could convince the Director to start anew."
"How do you know that?"
"I was in her head. I kinda knew what was going on in there. Kinda pieced together a lot of facts while I was in there..."
"Like what?"
"Like... like the fact that the Director was her father. The fact that, no matter what she did, no matter how hard she tried, the Director wouldn't appreciate her. The fact that she tried day after day to stay at the top of the leaderboards, only for the Director to turn his attention back towards Allison. The fact that she couldn't beat Tex in a fight when she already couldn't beat her in terms of her father's attention." Church let out a small sigh, then looked at Tucker with still eyes and a small frown. "The fact that she's human."
"Well... I guess if the Director was her father, and Allison was her mother... that kinda makes you and Tex her parents, right?"
"Yeah, I guess," Church said with a resigned shrug. "Why?"
"Well, she can just get to know you once she's been here long enough. Might not be the same as her real father, but at least you can sorta tell her how the Director would act or whatever. Kinda give her more closure that way, too."
"Thanks, Tucker. That's actually... kinda good advice."
"No problem," Tucker chuckled, beginning to trot towards the others. "Besides, once she finds out how much of an asshole her father is, she'll regret trying to get to know him."
"There it is," Church grunted, shaking his head as he caught up with the others.
They soon arrived at the train station, and, with the Princesses' blessing, they hopped on the train that was already parked, and was soon to leave to Ponyville. Going to the furthest and largest cart which was, ironically, the Caboose of the train, they quickly settled in and began to relax, getting ready for the long ride back. While they waited for the trip, Doc and Donut asked questions pertaining their current circumstance. The girls were all too happy to oblige and answer their questions, teaching them the basics of how to walk properly, and how to act. Luckily they didn't need much lessons on mannerisms as they seemed to be on the friendlier side. During the questions and inquiries, the train had started and they were on their way back home.
"Where's Spike? Didn't he want to come say hi to us?" Church asked as he took a seat next to Twilight who sat at the front end of the Caboose.
"He did, but unfortunately we needed somepony to stay back and help Delta watch over the other fragments, so he volunteered to stay. He felt it would be unfair to make anybody else stay back," Twilight explained, then her ears fell slightly and a look of thoughtfulness crossed her face. "To be honest, I'm a little worried about him. We're always so caught up in our own business, I think he's beginning to feel left out."
"If he knew what we were up to, he'd be thankful that we're not asking him to do anything," Church murmured as he looked
"Maybe so, but still..." she sighed, looking out the window, looking at the trees whizzing by.
"When we get back, I'll talk to him. In the meantime, I'll try to think of something that will make him feel like he's helping us."
"Really?" Twilight asked happily.
"Yeah. He needs to know that what we're doing isn't meant for, well, kids."
"I think him being considered a child is part of the problem..." she said.
"We'll figure it out, okay?"
"Okay," she said with a nod, then smiled. "I'm really glad to have you guys back. Things haven't been the same without you all around."
"I know. Must have been nice," he chuckled.
"A little," she admitted in jest. "You guys actually came back at the perfect time. Rainbow Dash says that snowfall should be beginning shortly, and that means Hearth's Warming Day."
"What, is that like Christmas or something?"
"Christmas?" she echoed.
"Presents? Holiday cheer? Togetherness? All the usual sappy shtick?"
"Yeah, that's pretty much it. Also, Spike and I's birthday are coming up this month as well."
"Are you trying to drop hints to make me go out and get you guys gifts?" Church asked warily, not too fond of the idea of shopping.
"Well, you don't have to."
"Rarity?" Church called out.
"Yes, Church?" Rarity responded with a smile, turning to face him.
"When a girl says that you don't have to get gifts, that pretty much means get gifts or die, right?"
"Usually," she admitted.
"Thought so. Thanks."
"Do not mention it," she replied, then turned back to the newcomers to continue getting to know them.
"You know, I never thought paranoia, pessimism and a generally sour disposition would be something I would miss," Twilight laughed.
"Get used to it, because it'll still be there for your birthday."
"I wouldn't invite you any other way."
As Church and Tex continued to talk about upcoming events in Ponyville, Applejack let out a sigh and sat down on the seat next to Sarge.
"Sarge, can Ah talk to ya about your little friend?"
"Don't worry, we all have our questions about Donut..." Sarge grunted.
"No, not Donut. He's pretty nice. I'm talkin' about the brown one."
"Eso es racista," Lopez grunted as he watched Donut, Doc and Sister practice walking around without stumbling.
"Ah'm not too sure if we can keep Lopez around," she continued, eyeing Lopez, not sure of what to make of him. "We barely have enough room with the fragments as it is. We have more than enough food for 'em all, but we still need to sell our food to live off of. Add anypony else and we might start losin' more than we can make."
"Don't worry, Lopez can get a job around Ponyville really easily. He's really good at building and fixing stuff. Hell, he enjoys it."
"[Mostly just fixing. These idiots can't keep one vehicle for more than a day without it breaking in some way...]" Lopez added sourly.
"Heh, see? He seems to like the idea. And while he's at it, maybe he can help us build an addition to your farmhouse so him and the others can live in it."
"[Just what I wanted. More ponies that I don't want to deal with that will never leave me alone.]"
"Don't worry, Lopez. I'm sure O'Malley will help you out. Especially if we threaten him a little bit."
"[O'Malley is here?]" Lopez asked hesitantly.
"Well... if he can get a job like O'Malley n' Gary, then Ah suppose he could settle in with us," Applejack said reluctantly, rubbing her chin. "And if you trust him, Ah'll trust him. If what ya say is true, then we don't have to worry much about him hurtin' anypony."
"Great! Now I have my favorite droid back by my side."
"[Hooray,]" Lopez grumbled as Sarge laughed and threw his foreleg around his neck.
"Except now he's less of a droid and more like us! What with needing to eat, sleep, use the restroom and all."
"[Stop, you'll make me cry,]" Lopez growled, then thought for a moment. "[Wait, so does that mean...]" Poking his stomach, Lopez stared at the spot where he felt the touch and realized that he was just as squishy as the others. "Mierda..."
"Speaking of places to stay, we should probably sort out where Junior is staying," Tucker said as Junior awkwardly sat on the chairs that were clearly meant for ponies and not super large alien beings.
"What do you mean?" Rainbow Dash asked edgily, and froze slightly when Junior looked at her.
"Well, there isn't a lot of places he can go. The ponies might believe he's some sort of dragon, but he doesn't really have a place to stay, so..."
"He's not staying with us..." she murmured through chattering teeth.
"Why not? Are you really that scared of him?"
"I told you, I'm not scared!" she said loudly, stomping her front hoof once. Junior instinctively stood up, getting ready for action. This prompted Rainbow Dash to yelp once again, only to fall backwards. Knowing she was most likely being watched by the others, she snapped to her hooves and dusted herself off. "I just mean... he doesn't have wings, so he can't walk around. I don't think we'd be able to fly him up and down whenever we go anywhere..."
"Good point," Tucker said reluctantly, looking at him.
"He's always been an outdoors dog, right? Why don't you just build a doghouse for him?" Sister suggested.
"Yeah, I don't think so..." Tucker grunted.
"Hey, Twilight," Church said, nudging his purple friend in the ribs. "I think I might have a way to make Spike feel like he's helping and doing us a favor."
"What's that?"
"Hey, Tucker," Church said, nodding at him. "We'll look after Junior if you want."
"Really?" Tucker and Rainbow Dash. Tucker, of course, asked in a more optimistic-yet-curious manner, while Rainbow Dash asked in a way that was not entirely unlike skepticism mixed with gratitude.
"Yeah, I think we have a place for him," Church said with a nod, turning back to Twilight. "If Spike wants to feel like one of the gang, maybe giving him one of the gang to watch over will help him feel like he's being included. And since they're both... reptiles... maybe they can connect more. We can play it up like Junior is Spike's cousin or something. Would make it easier for Junior to fit in that way, too."
"That... may just work," Twilight said with a small smile, then frowned as Tucker began explaining the situation to his son. "He doesn't bite, does he?"
"Not anymore, no."
"Good."
Still waiting for the Wash action, but great chapter nonetheless!
hephhephhephheph!
Please dear god tell me that Rainbow stops acting like a total bitch to junior.
3963628 What? No.
Felix > Locus
3964037 That's just...old habits.
Well this is interesting. The others are in the epsilon-unit now, JR will live in a tree/library, Wash and Cal are being watched over by two deity's, Lopez's life turns into a living hell (like usual), hearts warming eve is coming up and for last, but not the least, EVERYONE'S (except Junior) IS A PONY! HUZZAH!
3963628 How would he get into their world? The epsilon unit was destroyed.
I am suprised that Junior still cant talk, I mean come on if Celestia is able to change everyone, why didnt she give Junior a more human like (or pony like) voice box? He understands English, so it is likely a physical limitation preventing him from speaking in it. I also cant wait for Rainbows reaction when she learns Junior is Tuckers son.
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There is a reason for it, and you'll find out pretty soon.
Poor Lopez has to deal with being an organic now. I loved his reaction when he heard his stomach rumble
Makes me wonder hwo Spike and Junior will bond, or if he'll even be able to understand him unless Tucker coaches Spike in his basic linguistic skills
3965123 Oh cool
I'd nag that you aren't updating often enough, but you are updating quite often already, so keep it up!
3963628 Hmm... good point.
Let me think...
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Well... If you remember what the Director said about the Epsilon unit being something of a teleportation device, then it maybe possible that Equestria is possibly a distant, secluded planet off the recorded charts of known space. So either Locus ends up there in a ship (the reason for such varying), or that a space-time anomaly (Like when the Reds & Blues tore open time and space with the weather control device and megaton bomb detonating) that would result in his presence in Equestria (whether it is in a different universe altogether, or a really far off solar system in unknown space).
3967630 The rift in space/time was made up as part of a training exercise. Remember when the guys were running through the simulations that they had been part of? That was all planned, and the time travel never actually happened. Vic was just playing along to create a realistic simulation for the freelancers.
Additionally, if they did travel thousands of years into the future, Carolina, the Director, Washington and all the others would be long dead.
So Junior is still the same? Shame I was really hoping for a hippogriph.
Finally got caught up since you got the ball rolling again, and I'm really looking forward to the future. I can't wait to see what antics everypony gets up to.
One thing I can't help but think though, is that Discord came back awfully easily. I got the sneaking suspicion that Discord left into the human world for the express purpose of getting Donut, Doc, Sis, Wash, Lopez, and Junior to be brought into Equestria. Whether it is for some malicious design or simply because their presence will make things more fun, I can't tell.
Heck, when you think about it, Discord's little stint accomplished nothing but good overall. The only ones that died were the Director, who gained inner piece, a huge portion of, and the leader of a dangerous faction within the UNSC, and some aliens that would have worked against human-alien relationships. Hell, with the Chairman and his soldiers trapped, there's nobody to rat on the aliens for attacking them. On top of all that, Carolina has had major personal revelations and become a better person.
I litterally don't see a single bad thing that came of this, with the only wildcard factor being the new ponified humans. As expected, Discord's goals are ever convoluted and mysterious.
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Huh... almost forgot that bit.
Oh well!
can Junior speak English now because of Celestia because it would make things easier and Celestia could have done it (like lopez but she chose not to do it in that case)
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I am not entirely sure she has that ability. I believe the spell that turns them into ponies, only changes there bodies and in no way alters their voice or personality, I mean if it could then why not have given Lopez the ability to speak english? However I am certain that with a additional spell she probably could, but it would have to be a spell all its own.
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As Celestia stated she left Lopez's voice the same because it would cause the reds and blues to talk less to him. So it may be in her power to change juniors voice.
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Oh yeah I forgot about that. Still though it might be a tactic that Celestia is banking on is that no other pony will be able to understand Junior, there for their is less chance of ponies catching on that he isnt a dragon, like they want them to believe.
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if it is a tactic would it not be more believable if if junior could talk and defend himself to say that he is a dragon?
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But they actually did break time remember church going back in time repeatedly and failing to save anyone
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Haha... that part was funny as all hell.
The story of the 'Yellow Church'.
What the actual FK?
Well, I just binged on the last 20-something chapters. And I regret nothing.
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I'm pretty sure that was a simulation, Church is an AI, so they could have just made all that happen in a computer.
Well, It's a huge relief to see this story back in the works. I have to say this alternative is far better than the last seasons of RVB in a way due to the increased story depth. Also, since there appears to be more adventures to come, I'm getting really excited. Can't wait for more. Way to go DarkWing you've made my life five times better with an epic story!!!
4070770 Only for SPARTAN III series helmets.
4042294 yeah cus remember I think church met gamma in the computer? Idk I really need to go back and watch rvb. Besides keeping up with the new seasons it's probably been 2 years maybe even 3 since I watched through it.
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When Twilight asked if Junior bites I loled so much but then I was thinking aw shit
When will the next chapter be out
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I Lied! There has been no update for over a month, and RvB S12 doesn't come out till god knows when!
Please help your local Drake Geargrinder by updating this story more?
MOAR LOLS!