Anonmopolise, a human sucked into the cartoonish world of Equestria, embarks on a personal adventure to understand friendships, albeit forcefully, by the cute and colourful ponies of this world. Aided by a spiritual guide named Cermina created by his own imagination, he sets about trying to understand why he was sent here and, if possible, how to get home.
After his first encounters with a certain pink pony, he is eventually put under the care and employment of Applejack who has him working the night shift at the orchard farm she runs.
His time in this strange and magical place becomes a bit.... problematic as the Princess of the Night takes an interest in Anon's nocturnal capabilities. Soon enough, he is thrown into a deep internal conflict residing within the capital city of Canterlot and eventually goes about becoming something more than he ever thought possible.
However, when an evil rises from the darkness and threatens to cast its shadow over the land, Anon and his new friends must stand firm against foes from outside...and within.
...I MAY read this....but....if the character's name is Anon....then no. Nothing irks me more than that. So that said...is his name Anon?
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And if it is, would that really be worth losing out on reading something interesting?
Yes, his name is Anon, but not Anon as you may think:
The proper name is Anonomoplis
It refers to two things: 1: 'Anon' meaning it can be anyone you wish to put into that place and 2: 'mopolis' derived from megalopolis or any form of civil gathering in a city-wide level. Its to be represented 'humans' as a group, humans as all of us, not just one figure.
So yes, long story short he IS named Anon, but if that's the only reason you choose NOT to read it, then its a very sorry one to think about.
1967782 Actually, I meant that I would not read it as is. I have a program that changes all istances of a single word into something else. Takes frikking forever to set up, though. I'll set it to Null or something... 4 letters, all easy to code in. I just download the file, and BAM! all set.
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Why would you do that? You're changing the story for what it is, and certainly not a really pleasant thing to do.
I would rather you didn't read it than read it using an alternative name for the protagonist, its an insult to the writer when someone goes about and changes something like that.
So can only Anon see Cermina?
Besides that time with Granny Smith
I like it so far
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Well, yeah, that's explained that only HE can see Cermina; even Pinkie Pie couldn't detect her.
Best to simply say its more along the lines of an imaginary friend that's actually able to communicate back with you.
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Merci, thank you, always good to hear people liking it.
Keep going, its worth the time reading it.
Love it
I love it.
Where/when is the next book?
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Ehehe, well I don't have much set for starting it until February, I'm still in the process of thinking of the exact story outline.
Sequel?
Ok then
Patiently waiting…………*tap…tap…tap*
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Haha, well I appreciate the interest, but this story took me quiet awhile, and I'm sure either your shoes or the floor would wear out with the tapping.
I tend to finish the story as a whole before posting it, so you may need to wait awhile.
Ill be waiting
Convention errors and misspellings everywhere. Needs a through edit for that stuff.
2013473 I appricate your assistance, but that doesn't help me.
I know that its got spelling issues, but what I ask is for flow concerns. Telling me conversion errors and spell need to be fix is nice, but it doesn't help me better the story (That and the fact I don't have the time to.)
this is awesome!
Dude, this is amazing!
This deserves way more likes than it currently has!
'Grammar Nazi' Powers at maximum capacity. Extreme Overload Expected. Critical Capacity breached. Shutdown.
Im loving the story so far im wondering if his thoughts are bending the world though making his minds inner working reality like his imaginary friend.
god i hope he trolls celly
that would make my day
nice im loving the style of this story and blue blood bashing is always a plus, the fact that theirs a invisible possible bisexual dragon molesting the princess just makes the story all the more amusing thank you for the great quality: of your writing im bumping up your works rating its well worth it
NEEDS. SO. MUCH. EDITING.
Yeah I don't mind the error like missing a comma or something but seriously do you even proof read it I mean to make sure that all the words are correct nether less I will keep reading
I really liked this story too bad it ended.
Okay
HA nobody got hurt while nightmare moon was trying to take over!
look at like 1:25 when the guards tried capturing her!
they got lightning bolted across the face!
Im russian but i absolutely hate borsch and i simply dont drink vodka.
nice chapter, I was laughing at a few parts. At this rate, I might hope to find a squeal
. Though there might not be room for one.
Right after that line, I chocked on my drink in laughter!
Gonna get real
your importanhce to my plot is paramount.
Thats what she said!
yes she did say that but you know what i mean
Can't wait to read the next story of this. Wonder how we get back to Equestria.
this story really has my interest. You write so well minus a few typos but over all I love the prose
It seemed like that other story started off fairly abrupt. Goshdang, 130k? this is gonna be a while.
cerima almost killing blueblood then anon running from celestia... worth it
badass mode shutting down
shits gettin real
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no anon is short for his name
Honesty I don't care about grammar mistakes at all. most fics I've read have moderately a shit ton of them.
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Fearless: Afraid of heights,but when friends are in danger... Fuck it.10 G.
Badass: Managed to behead the armor knight.15 G.
Is this a refrence to something?: Seek the truth about the knights.10 G.
Bane of Equestria: Turned from good to evil bro. What the Fuck man.20 G.
SOMEONE EDIT THIS! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD/LUNA/CELESTIA/WHOEVER!
I wonder if 'anon's' invisible friend is.... Evvvvvvvvviiiilllll
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Yep, called it... Kinda sorta evil kinda
Will there be sequel?(pls say yes, pls say yes!)
.......that asshole alicorn how dare she hypnotize anon
2644128 Agreed. I would have laughed just a bit harder if she had sneezed... Either that or been extraordinarily miffed..
So he is an element of Calmness... On top of being able to use some type of magic, and having Some resistance to magic thanks to having of all things, dragon's blood