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ConfusedBrony 3621

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    ConfusedBrony's Stories (3)

    • The Doctor and Derpy Play Minecraft
      Derpy causes the TARDIS to crash land in the universe of Minecraft. They are left stranded there with nothing but each other and a broken TARDIS.

      9,612 words · 7,213 views · 647 likes · 25 dislikes
    • The Magic of Psychedelics
      Twilight Sparkle ventures into the Everfree and finds a hallucinogenic flower. She accidentally introduces it to the rest of her friends.
      3,544 words · 249 views · 27 likes · 0 dislikes
    • Scattered
      Throwing a changeling across Equestria might not kill it, but it's walk back to the hive just might.
      4,037 words · 170 views · 17 likes · 0 dislikes
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    There are many buttons in the TARDIS, most of them should only be pressed by professionals like the Doctor. Derpy, on the other hand, isn't a professional and she pressed a button. The TARDIS crashes into the universe of Minecraft leaving the duo of ponies stranded in the pixelated world with nothing but a broken TARDIS and each other.

    Thanks to Lexicon and Minjask for editing!

    First Published
    9th Oct 2012
    Last Modified
    7th Feb 2013

    Comments ( 381 )

    #1 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    hmmmm interesting...i love minecraft :pinkiehappy:

    #2 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    "The Tardis crashes into the Minecraft universe leaving the duo of ponies stranded in the pixelated world with nothing but a broken Tardis and EACH OTHER."

    But... Pinkie's one of the characters... unlesssssssssssssss....

    ...

    Naaaah...

    #3 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Oooh, favoriting.

    Also muffinbutton :derpytongue2:

    #4 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Hm.

    Yeah, this is alright.  :applejackunsure:

    #5 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Pinkie is probably playing Minecraft and they got sucked into her game.

    #6 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1413080

    if she can break the fourth wall then she can also be able to go and join a game and know what its about and help the doctor and derpy

    #7 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    The Muffin Button?!

    Could it be...?

    #8 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    It's alright, though you should try getting a bit more descriptive of the sorroundings and character's feelings, as it almost feels like I'm listening to a podcast rather than watching someone play Minecraft.

    Also, You're slightly off with the Doctor's character, watch a bit more of the show and read some good fics maybe?

    Lastly, this needs more commas, it almost seems like you're saying every sentence in one breath.

    #9 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1413139

    ...this...isnt my story....i didnt write this? :derpyderp1::derpyderp2::derpytongue2:

    #10 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1413177

    Hang on, did I quote you?

    I'm sorry, won't happen again.

    #11 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1413184

    i was confused i thought you where telling me how to improve the story even if it wasnt my story...confusing

    #12 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Pinkie = Herobrine :pinkiecrazy:

    That would be a twist

    #13 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    it starts off good. can't wait until they figure out all the other things about minecraft, haha

    #14 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Oh, this is going to be good! Cool premise, and you seem to know how to write... I'll follow!

    ~Syn3rgy

    #16 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    OMG MINECRAFT! And It's with the doctor and derpy! :derpytongue2:

    #17 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    50th viewer:pinkiehappy::yay::yay:

    #18 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1413258

    All fear lord Pinkiebrine!

    #19 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · 1 · ·
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    Truth be told, It was the title picture that drew me in. I WANT DERPY TO DEFEAT OR TAME A CREEPER IN THE MOST COMICAL WAY POSSIBLE!!

    :trollestia: : I DEMAND THIS TO BE TRUE!

    Sadly, you can't make muffins in minecraft.:derpyderp1:

    Also, you have to have them  go into the Nether, mine diamond, AND at least SEE the Ender Dragon.

    I also think it would be interesting for them to die, only to "wake up" back in the beds they last slept in. Now THAT would be something to make the doctor go haywire.

    #20 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    very interesting, might have been cooler if the tardis disappeared after they stepped out of it so they would have to make/build a shelter. also inb4 that wood block saves derpy's life, calling it

    #21 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    #22 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    I've said it before and I'll say it again, Combining the Tracking feature and the Fav system was one of the dumbest ideas that the mods ever thought of. But I'll keep an eye on it.

    #23 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Cant wait till they meet their first creeper :derpytongue2:

    #24 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1414485Feel like sleeping the night away under the stars? Let me sing you the song of my people.

    #25 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >> 1023nelly MUFFIN BUTTON FTW :pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::derpytongue2:

    #26 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Wait...... If the universes were ripped into..... Does that mean that some of the creatures from Minecraft are in Equestria?!

    #27 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    ........continue..............:moustache:

    #28 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Pinkie pie will be herobrine.. or minecraft is the thing she uses to get around.. :pinkiegasp: millions of nether portals!!

    #29 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Oh yeah, another Minecraft cross-over!

    Instant favorite

    #30 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    :derpyderp2:

    You are tiny. I looked into the MCEdit and the MCEdit looked into me. I see every bit of your existence, and I reset them to zero. I erase your entity numbers from the overworld.

    #31 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1413139 I think he's based more off Tenent than Smith in this.

    #32 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I like it great job!:pinkiehappy:

    #33 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Holy what the buck attention ahhhhhhhhh!!! I'm not used to this... The pressure. Oh god the pressure.:derpyderp2:

    I feel like cowering in a corner like Fluttershy would.

    Anyway, I consider Doctor Whooves to be a different regeneration of the Doctor so personality, appearance, etc, would be different. That's just a lame excuse for my poor characterization.

    Seriously though, thanks everyone for reading this!

    #34 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I've been wanting to do a series where Luna and Co. have random adventures in Minecraft. Already I'm seeing a lot of this pop up.

    #35 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1415781Pressure? That's funny. You have this up for about an hour or two, and it gets featurd with about 250 views. What the buck fimfiction.:twilightangry2:

    Anyways, you say pressure? Let me play you the song of my people.

    Oh, also. This should have a crossover tag.

    #36 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1415874

    I don't get their feature thing very much either. I'm not used to attention, at all, so if this thing has like 100 views, I'll freak out. Thanks for the heads up btw.

    #37 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1416030No problem. And yeah, their featuring is a bit of a hit and miss. Sometimes there will be a story with like 1000 views, 30 faves, and 100 thumbs ups, and it'll get passed over for one with like 200 views, 5 faves, and 10 thumbs ups. I think they just take a bunch of fanfic names, post em on a wall, tie a blindfold on, and throw some darts. Lo and behold, the less favorite ones get hit by darts. God it's today all over again. I had a mock trial in government, and I was on the defense team. We were prepared as hell, and I managed to completely ruin the credibility of one of the lawyers on the prosecution team. The "jurors" go out and come back with a verdict of GUILTY. They then told us how they came to that conclusion. They took someone's car keys and flipped them.:facehoof: God random things are annoying. Except when they're not. Then they're just funny, like Pinkie Pie.:rainbowlaugh:

    #38 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Pinkie... In Minecraft... OH DEAR LORD THIS MEANS CREEPINKY! :pinkiehappy:

    #39 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1413722

    The Doctor would regenerate. Unless he was killed while doing that. Then he'd respawn.

    >>1415781

    Would you be interested in an editor? I noticed a few small problems with this chapter. It's nothing I couldn't fix in about ten minutes, maybe fifteen tops.

    #40 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1413722

    Doctor: Derpy! how did you tame that creeper?

    Derpy: Muffin Button.

    #41 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1416085 That'd be great man. So uh, do I just send you the doc. Or... what. Sorry, I'm new to this. PM me.

    >>1416062 You just made my day.

    #42 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Don't like minecraft, but I do like the Derpy/Doctor team-pair, so I'll track it and read it later.

    #43 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Ahh... Minecraft... Good times...

    Well, by 'Good times' I mean "Got my butt handed to me by two creepers, a zombie, a skeleton, and a cave spider ganging up on me on Easy Mode".:fluttershyouch:

    My reaction to that was to switch to Peaceful mode, acquire a bucket of lava, and proceed to burninate the snot out of the forest area I spawned in.:pinkiecrazy:

    After that, I focused on expanding my mine-home by digging down.

    I dug into a cavern, which led to an abandoned mine shaft, which led to a ravine, which led to another abandoned mine shaft, which apparently led to the center of the Earth, judging by all the lava source blocks(And thanks to all the water source blocks I gathered, obsidian) I encountered

    Good times... Gooooood times.:pinkiesmile:

    My only regret? My phone had died while I was playing, so I couldn't play "I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire" while burning the crap out of the forest.

    #44 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    This... THIS!!! :rainbowlaugh:

    #45 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Im watching you and this story:eeyup:

    #46 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    WIN! :yay:

    #47 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1413299 [the next morning] derpy walks out of the tardis and a creeper explodes, killing her.  the doctor runs out to make sure she's okay, sees her corpse sitting on its side, and starts to freak out.  derpy's body then disappears and she walks out of the TARDIS and asks him why he's crying.

    #48 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    thatsss a niccee tardissssss you have there it would be a shame if something happened, sssssSSSSSsssSsSSS

    #49 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Yay, Derpy/Doctor!

    Also, image is by Adamscage on Deviantart.

    #50 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Soda? SODA!?!? Dammit Doctor.

    :facehoof:

    #51 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Derpcraft now?:derpytongue2:

    #52 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    This is going to be good...

    #53 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Ponies and Minecraft?  Two of my favorite things... I'll track this for now

    #54 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    very nice man keep up the good work

    Semper Fidelis

    #55 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Brilliant. I need to write, but I saw this and went "Buck that!":pinkiehappy:

    >>1416062 Actually, it's got a factor of time in there as well. If something gets 50 faves in five minutes, it'll get featured. If something else gets, say, 100 thumbs over a week, it won't. I think that's pretty much how it works.

    #56 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1416186  haha oh wow :P respawn ftw :P

    #57 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1415781 Pressure you say? Let me bring something to your attention. The (generally-accepted) most valuable thing in Minecraft is diamonds. Diamonds are condensed graphite (or other carbon forms I guess?). The only thing that can change graphite into diamonds is pressure and heat. Lots of pressure and heat.

    Do you get the analogy here? This make you feel any better?

    I know I'm using dry and possibly even black humor here, but beyond that I'm really trying to cheer you up. If you don't mind performing in general, then pressure should inspire you to greater perfection. Have a relaxed and wonderful time dreaming out your stories!

    #58 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1416874 which begs the question: does the doctor have an infinite regen buff?

    #59 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    A few problems I saw with it: By "Time vortex" I think you may have meant "time rotor" (The think in the middle of the console) If someone spilt soda in the time vortex, it would simply be destroyed by the raw energy. Also, you called Derpy "He" At some points. I wouldn't mind, if you at least kept it consistent.

    Other than that, brilliant.

    #60 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I seriously just saw this an hour ago in the new stories column

    #61 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    troll is reading:moustache:

    #62 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1416921

    maybe the tardis have mods? :pinkiegasp:

    #63 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Minecraft=Epic

    Derpy and Doctor=Epic

    Minecraft+Derpy and Doctor= Epically Epic

    #66 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    In Derpy's defense, even I would have pushed the muffin button.

    #67 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1416707Still dumb as hell.

    #68 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Ok Um First, yaaay~!

    #69 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    :ajbemused:

    #70 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    The Doctor's heart skipped a beat.

    The Doctor has TWO hearts...

    #71 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1416186 You get a mustache, my friend. :moustache:

    #72 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1417937

    Ooh, good catch.

    #73 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh: Ah, I can already smell the destiny in this story! :twilightsheepish:

    #74 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1417937 maybe only one of them skipped a beat then?

    #75 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Derpy is both sexes?!:rainbowhuh::derpyderp1::rainbowderp:

    The pegasus crossed his arms and turned her head away from the Doctor.

    #76 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    was playin` minecraft desperately trying to get out of a cave system with the 32 diamonds i found and my armor was gone 3 health left and i ran into 4 creepers in half as many blocks and a spider jockey.......i died i re-spawn marked the marked the cave and filled the entrance with tnt then got off

    next day reading pony this pops up......sure why not read and now i'm happily about to get beck on minecraft thanks to this

    #77 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    You have just combined my two favorite things, Ponies and Minecraft.....So here's a 8-bit Pinkie Pie

    #78 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Derpy will accidentally discover crafting. Dr. Whooves will be confused by this.

    #79 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    The derp-eyed pony shrieked in fear. “Doctor! It’s inside of me. Get it out, get it out!” Derpy ran

    aimlessly.

    The Doctor’s heart skipped a beat. “Don’t run, you’ll only make things worse for yourself! Come on, hold still, let me check you out!”

    I may have taken that the wrong way the first time around... :rainbowderp:

    #80 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1418608 funnyest coment ever!!!!!!!! :derpyderp1: :facehoof: :derpytongue2: :twilightblush:

    dtlux1

    #81 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Year 222 (CCXXII) was a common year starting on Tuesday (link will display the full calendar) of the Julian calendar. At the time, it was known as the Year of the Consulship of Antoninus and Severus (or, less frequently, year 975 Ab urbe condita). The denomination 222 for this year has been used since the early medieval period, when the Anno Domini calendar era became the prevalent method in Europe for naming years.

    222 (two hundred [and] twenty-two) is the natural number following 221 and preceding 223. It is a repdigit composite number, and its factorization makes it a sphenic number. It is also a Harshad number.

    There is no solution to the equation x - φ(x) = 222, making 222 a noncototient. Nor is there, in base 10, an integer that added to the sum of its own digits yields 222, making 222 a self number.

    Radii at 0° and approximately 222.49° divide a circle in the golden ratio.

    The ratio of the areas B / A equals the golden ratio

    The first triple repdigit in the square root of 222 is 222:

        √222 =

        14.89966442575133971933181604612395114023452166218124

            73380574030119289350747022456370098357196526519656

            52139396484012226637696242316850851449289924... 395612895/26551799

    A prime reciprocal magic square based on 223 in base three has a magic constant of 222.

    Given 10 unlabelled nodes, 222 lattices can be created.

    .222 Remington

    There are 222 likes on this story!:pinkiehappy:

    #82 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    The pegasus crossed his arms and turned her head away from the Doctor.

    crossed his arms and turned her head away

    his arms and turned her head away

    his arms
    turned her head

    #83 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    FAV-GASM:derpyderp2::derpyderp1:

    #84 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Steve?

    #85 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Do not dissapoint I shall be watching:rainbowderp:

    #86 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Wait, TFS?

    #87 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1414287

    Is that why watching an author doesn't give updates for new chapters?

    #88 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I messed up Derpy's gender so many times. :facehoof: I'm going to pay more attention to that in future chapters. Oh and fix the errors already in this one.

    #89 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Doctor Whooves, Ponies, And Minecraft?

    Why the hell not.

    #90 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Yeah, sure. I'll tag along on this story.

    #91 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1417259 I direct you to this video here:

    #92 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1419469

    What about Steve?

    #93 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Double Crossover?

    Forget A Beautiful Day In Equestria, THIS deserves it's own tag.

    #94 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1413258 Oh god, Pinkie Pie is watching them as they speak. :twilightoops:

    #96 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Ok wtf why there no image

    #97 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    make them see a player! (like those players that build and stuff)

    #98 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    :unsuresweetie: read, fave like. fuck u internet

    #99 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1417937 well, duh, if both his hearts skipped a beat, he would lose the ability to regenerate.

    #100 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    MUST WATCH!

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