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Jet Howitzer


If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

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Dat ending! I liked it.

“WAT?”:rainbowlaugh:

I scream, you scream.. Cadence screams for pony cream :scootangel:

WAT. :ajbemused:

dafuq did I just read. :twilightoops:

So she fantasizes about being a clingy widow that roleplays with strangers as if they were her dead husband, who isn't dead at all?

Interesting...:trixieshiftright:

Before reading: MY MIND IS READY.

Reaction after: (curls into ball) MY MIND WAS SO NOT READY






AND VAT

>Cadance is horribly depressed, Shining Armour is gone
>Summons pony for first real contact in God-knows-how-long
>“Tell me some about you.” You closed your mouth quickly, the Princess’s interruption coming just as you had drawn in a breath. “Things you like, and things you don’t like.”
“Princess, I don’t think this is really all that appropriate. I’m just a servant, not a friend of yours.”
>"I’m just a servant, not a friend of yours.”
>"not a friend of yours.”
>"not a friend"

Wow, what a fucking dick.

Howi, what have you done!?:twilightangry2::raritydespair::flutterrage::fluttershbad::raritycry::pinkiecrazy:

What sort of mindfuckery did i just read? I am horrified, disturbed, shocked......and slightly aroused. Awesome story, and not a bad dream if you ask me.......

I've heard of mind fucks but I never thought for a minute of it being like this.

Execute slowclap.exe
Anyways, Howie, if this keeps you from going insane, and this is a sign that you are OK with writing clop, then go for it. I never really use clop for the intended purpose, as I read and enjoy words mentally.

To everyone saying "WAT?", have a scene from one of the best movies of all time in response.

1402943 that, was, perfection:rainbowdetermined2:

WAT?

that was actually pretty good!

Bravo zulu to you man

What just happened? Accident? Is Shining dead? WAT IZ GO'IN ON?!

1457062 Um... I left it vague on purpose. It's assumed that Shining is either dead, or lost. Cadence still has... needs. She calls upon you, and others, apparently, to satisfy those needs.

1460180
Ok, so that other unicorn at the end was not Shining, cause it seemed a little implied that it was.

when i sarted reading i was like im ready and after curling up in a ball i am not ready also make part 2 i wan see some mo :moustache:

1502221 Appropriate reaction is appropriate.

Before I read: NOTHER CLOPFIC TO SIT BACK AND READ FOR NO REASON!

After reading: DAFUQ? IT WAS A DREAM? YOU PLOTHOLE! I THOUGHT THEY REALLY MADE LOVE! FUQ!THIS! SHIT!OMG! WTF!WTH!OMFG!LMAO!LMFAO! LMGDAO! ROFL! NEED MOAR! DIS SHIT WAS GUUD! I LIKE DAT! GIMME DAT CADENCE! *DAFUQ FACE* WHY IS THERE TENT IN MY PANTS? STAHP! I SAID STAHP DAMN YOU!

i wonder how cadence liked all this
i envy her:derpytongue2:

:rainbowhuh:WHAT?!:rainbowderp:

You know, up until he woke up, I thought that this was going to be the saddest clop to ever be written.
Now I just dont know what to think anymore!!:raritycry::facehoof::raritydespair::applejackconfused:

WAT? SERIOUSLY, WAT? I'M WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER ON THIS ONE. WAT?!?!?

Ironically, all I can think is "what!?":facehoof:

Comment posted by Ayaline deleted Jun 23rd, 2013

What I thought of when I saw "Wat".
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Oh god, hanging out with my friends too much. :rainbowderp:

I really didn't see that coming...

Vik

Very interesting read. It was kind of sad, but also rather creepy.

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