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I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )
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Putting aside all your usual amazing sex jokes, reformed Cozy as a lawyer is an amazing idea holy shit. I can totally see her cackling gleefully as she ruins some poor soul financially instead of emotionally and physically.
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It's really the only way to make her a productive member of society.
"Productive."
It's like Steve Martin as a dentist.
He may pay her in party balloons and tell her to blow herself.
Well she needed a job. And appaerantly Luna needed the money.
Yyyeeeaaahhh... I'm no expert, but I don't think a Teen rating would fly with this one. Good call tagging this one Mature.
Pure unfiltered evil of the utmost potency
This is a blast, with all her actions.
"Luna, we are a mostly land locked country and the waters we do have are infested with all sorts of horrific monsters. Nocreature in their right mind would sail the seas around Equestria, that's why we built airships and rail lines."
"I'm still wearing the hat."
"Fair enough"
Well, who wouldn't want to do IT with a robot. 😉
Ok but seriously what the heck? Who even goes up to someone and say that?
Well.....that was something.
Honestly I don't what I was expecting when I came here, I didn't really bother to look at the tags, all I got was a notification that a new Sweetie Bot story came out, however, this isn't the weirdest story I have read.
Button has hots for Cozy?
Truly a logical job for Cozy. Can't say anyone would have expected Sweetie Bot to be a prostitute though.
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"Emotional support robot."
JAJAJAJAJAJA xD tremenda empresa multi millonaria que se armo.
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Or some kind of full imprisonment or helpless kink if he was aware she was in there. Buttons got some dark.
11782103 nice merry xmas eve
If I imagine cozy Glow as anything, it would probably be a criminal defense lawyer. She has all the makings to be letting out other criminals
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Ponyville's a small town, she probably can't specialize.
I'm picturing Atticus Finch if he was evil and a mare and liked getting railed over his desk by clients
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She went into tax law. The second most evil is lawyer you could be. I don't think she would have any problem also going into criminal defense. Plus I would believe there would be way more evil. Ponies and cantor lock than ponyville.
10/10, going into tax law
I assume those that Cozy would find appalling would be somepony in the mane 6.
Very entertaining read, Wordsmith!
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Thanks!
Definitely not an easy one-size-fits-all solution there. Certainly not a neat or clean one.
Brilliant bit of mad banter, and one of the best ways I’ve seen to reintegrate Cozy into polite society. (I’d say non-evil, but you’ve made it clear how inaccurate that would be.)
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What's the weirdest story you've read?
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I've fully 100% read a total of 265 books on this site, choosing 1 to be the weirdest story I've read would take atleast a couple hours as I've read alot of weird stories, although I can safely say that this is the weirdest story I've read in the Mature section, I don't read Mature stories much and all of the Mature stories that I've finished contains gore and violence, not sex and the ones that do contain a sex tag are usually inappropriate jokes, nothing to intimate.
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Congratulations, Sock? 🥇
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Button realized he doesn't need one of those anime girls figurines when there's a life-size one in a 0ark.
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RIP to what little dignity he had remaining.
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VERY little, apparently.
Why