This story is a sequel to Rainbow's 2am visit with Twilight
Princess Celestia was having a normal morning reading by the fire, or she was until her friend and former pupil had randomly teleported into her room without warning to pay her a visit.
The royal goddess of the sun soon figured out that her visitor was intoxicated and would now have to babysit her and make sure she was safe until she sobered up enough to go home without further incident.
Unfortunately for Celestia, it all goes very wrong very quickly.
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I laughed so much at this
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I'm glad! I didn't intend for it to be a comedic work of fiction but in the end it turned out to be just that.
You know, after having lived for so long, you'd think 'Tia would know how to handle a drunk or two by now...
1) Do NOT offer them food!
2) Do NOT try to get them to walk
3) If they say, "I might throw up," it means "they're GOING TO throw up!" Every. Time.
4) And lastly, in the case of Unicorns, never drink and teleport
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Mhm, but Celestia is just very lazy and usually can't give a flying feather about the drunk ponies she encounters, that and she usually just gets her poor guards to deal with them.
But now Celestia has learned a very valuable few lessons on what not to do when dealing with an intoxicated pony, and she'll never forget what cursed events have gone down that day.
Celestia, I hope you at least shoved her under the shower before placing her in your bed, otherwise you may have to throw away the sheats, covers and pillows
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Haha ohhhh she didn't, she's going to have to throw the whole bed away and burn it.
Can we have another sequel?
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Maaaaybe.
But first I'll have to figure out what the heck to write, I have sort of an idea but I'll have to think on it some more before I dedicate to writing. Plus I'm sick and I have to make sure the idea I've got isn't total garbage that my exhausted self thinks is a good idea.
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The Dreaded It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time....
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Exactly, I'm trying to avoid a situation like that so I don't make a fool of myself.
Which I probably will anyways to be honest. 😎
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Unfortunately Sgt. Murphy has been doing that a lot lately. I would place heavy notice with Famous Last Words. He apparently LOVES those...
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Well dang, now I've got to be extra careful. ðŸ˜
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...Celestia's thought's..."greater love have no mare". She put twiggles in her OWN BED for Faust sake
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Yep, and now Celestia needs either a new bed or brand new linens.
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Dontar,
Me too!