One night, after doing my homework like the good Asian I am, Discord appears in my room and asks if I want to travel with him. Seeing as it's a friday (I did say I was asian) I go along with it. He takes me to Las Haygas, Equestria's Sin City, and I learn some of it's darker secrets... Las Haygas, where gambling is not only over money, but over life and-
Okay seriously I'm screwing with you. Did you really expect some serious shit to go down in a story with Discord in it? Honestly. We basically have the night of our lives, and you weren't invited.
Or were you? (IMPLICATIONS)
Twoshot with the chance for more chapters if you so desire.
The idea for this came to me after I saw one of those pony Birthday Scenario games. Obviously, I get "Vacation with Discord". My first thought was, "Where should we go?" But then I realized that only one city could contain our awesomeness: "VEGAS! Or in Equestria, HAYGAS!"
No I don't own the image.
This looks amazing.
I'm going to read it.
EDIT: This was fucking amazing. I love you. MOAR
I meet all the requirements, why can't I go to Equestria with Discord? ;n;
A+, my friend.
A+.
I'am Helghast! (hel_ghast254)
Naw! I would not have reacted that calmly and you know that!! I expected you to make me freak out! 
Anyways thanks for having me in the story; can't wait to see what I'll be doing! 
(Realize I'm in story): Hahaha!! You got me in the story!!??
(Reaction to "Gave Twilight a deep kiss"):
I will KILL you now! *Past sanity laugh* My Scathach will rape you in the a-hole with her nightmare sword!!
(Reaction to "grope Twilight's boobs"):
TTTTT'AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU WILL DIE! YOU LITTLE MUTHAFU**A!!!
(Reaction to twilight giving you keys to her room!):
See you online dudeiemcool.... can't wait to eventually find you in real life...
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I'm glad you guys think so. And Daddy Discord, if enough people like this, and want it to happen (or if it gets featured (hint hint)) then I'll make a sequel where I travel across ALL of Equestria with Discord, and meet other people/ponies who've met the requirements.
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You know, I just thought of a really cool idea!
We could have a bunch of crossover fics, you know, like the Chess Game of the Gods or something like that, telling about different people and other things and how they got to Equestria and those sorts of things.
What do you think?
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FIGHT ME NOW!! I'M ONLINE RIGHT NOW! COME AND DIE!
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I don't know if this^ will work, it's supposed to be the bear going "How about No", I'm still figuring out this site.
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Um, I'm not sure what you're trying to say...
Do you mean, in my travels, I'll meet other HiE OC's, and I point at them and ask Discord, "How the F*CK do you explain this?" And that sort of thing?
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Anyway will I be in the story more? And if yes, you should add Red_Dead and Crownless in too to make things interesting... Oh the things we will do!
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Haha, I can be confusing at times. ^^;
But yes, that's what I mean. So the people with their OC's can write about how their OC's got there, like a crossover fic. Ugh, me and my confusingness.
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Oh believe me, I intend to add Crownless somewhere, so he can teach the ponies the Magic of Weed (Sorry people, inside joke).
But I'm worried about adding Red-Dead, if he was really in Equestria he'd probably rape Sweetie Belle.
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I know but it would be very FUNNY! I mean it's friggin Red_Dead! 
But you can just make Sweetie Belle older maybe, or have Red Dead be chased by royal guards for his behavior across town, OR BEST OF ALL him and Molestia join forces! Oh and what will I do? 
Yeah!
(probably threesoming with AJ and Twili...)
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Well in the next chapter...
(I'll pm you, don't wanna spoil EVERYthing.)
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That's actually a pretty good idea.... I'am pretty sure kuroyami already intends to do exactly that! And if not, I'll make him
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Should we continue this through PM?
Whee! But if this actually happens, maybe we should make a group to put the fics in? Come to think of it, I'm kind of spamming the comments section now
Thus is so fucking genius...*barfs up shit*..More!!!
What can I say? I'm ASIAN. We're just drawn to this sort of thing.
FAVE
Love ya bro. It takes BALLS to do that.
Meh. I'm Weird.
He threw your BBBFF out the window
Start running
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Naw man, Twilights cool with it, I mean, she did sleep with me XD
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You have asked for more, and so you shall recieve! Tell your friends and add it to your groups! (SHAMELESS ADVERTISEMENT)
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The chapter will be uploaded tomorrow when everypony can see it.
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It's up now, feel free to adore me.
*Me slightly exited to read what happens next
starts reading...
*Absently sips tea, then reads "F*cked Twilight, Trixie, and Luna"! Gets bundles of tea stuck in throat! Coughs for a few seconds then coughs out large amounts of tea and saliva on white carpet! Winces a bit before shouting really loudly,* WHAT THE F*CK!! (Throat now in pain)
*Gets to Crownless scene,* HAHA that's ma Crownless for ya!
though I dare not fathom the consequences later one 
*Gets to Red Dead scene*
yeah you very much misrepresented him by doing such extremes but whatever, also YOU CAN"T BEAT HIM THAT EASILY; ONLY ME AND CROWNLESS ARE ABLE TO DO THAT! Pfft threw your sword....
*Gets to where Twilight says sex was awful*
Whatever, your fic, your little pretenses.
*Gets to where discord says what happened to me after everything* "lack of magic ability"? I'M A UNICORN! MY PONY FORM ISN'T AN EARTH PONY!! IT'S A UNICORN! You should have known that Dudeiemcool! *Gets to "She can still kick his ass"!* oh please, man
*Gets to you where leave Twilight when she confesses her love to you!!*
.... SMH... guess I'm gonna have to pull out my Scathach on you (Inside Joke)... for Twilight...
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hehehe.... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHKHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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By the way, you coming online?
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Also, the only reason Red-Dead ever wins is because he spams like a whore.
You truly amaze me.
How do you pack pure concentrated awesome into a story? It's truly baffling.
P.S. HA HA HA Advertising. Stop it.
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Scathach, nice mythology.
Persona anyone?