However sorry you are, you're not sorry enough

OH MY CELESTIA THAT WAS HILAROUS!

Nice... really good!  

ummm ok er....wow.

Heh, this made my day!

>>13257471325747

That ending... Is perfect.

Quite well done for only having one hour to work on it, and the sheer amount of silliness had me laughing more than once.

Ummm I don't know what to say. Just Wow I guess

O_o I, I'm just not sure what to do anymore.

Here have this thumbs up while I carefully walk away...

Holy crap.......... my mind............

I... um... what ?

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Aegis, what went through your head when you wrote this? I do have to say that it's funny for a 60-minute challenge.

Clearly, the Elements of Harmony approached the whole situation with Nightmare Moon from the wrong angle.

This made me have good laugh I give you a good thumbs up good sir! and spike stache for style!

Freaking. Awesome.

perfect oneshot for a good laugh.

really nice work. now, i expect 24 more of these by this time tomorrow

Omfg that was rich...

Also, I JUST discovered that you can enhance the reading experience by about 9,000 times if you have the theme song to Shaft playing at the same time.

Hahahahaha!!  Nice especially the ending.

*blinks* okay, well, apology accepted, don't do it again

HOhhhohhohllly shiiieet!!!! That was awesome!

Oh goodness, a good comedy fic always makes me laugh, and this was definitely a good comedy fic

Great job! There's no such thing as too much comedy, or too much pony... And absolutely no such thing as too much pony comedy! Once more, great job

In the words of one of my friends: "BWAHAHAHAHA!"

I don't even...

At least it had manly stallions.

That was hilarious! Well done.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

out of 5

ABSOLUTE. FUCKING. GENIUS

(Massive LOL session, then types with shaky hooves)

Oh my Luna! The ending made the rest of it all the funnier!

>>13258171325817

This is known in select circles as the 'instant lung transplant required' technique.

My face hurts from grinning and chuckling too much. Dammit Aegis.

HOLY FUCKBALLS

I'm laughing too hard at this.

Damn he causes mares to orgasm just by looking at them

*bows to new lord*

>>13260151326015

Who's the red farmer there that's a sex machine to all the mares?

Great twist at the end, loved it.

I was wondering at first why it was all in italics. Then I got to the end.

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I think this is what she was writting

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OH GOD MY SIDES!!!!!

The ending is just perfect

...wat? And why is it in itali- Oh. That makes sense.

Still wat, though.

*polite titter*

I can't stop laughing.   

I Can't type properly! :D

Oh... my... stars... XD

Wait, Why is Aegis Shield banned?

>>13271211327121

Yea i just noticed that too

BigTwi Ship?

Not sure if gusta.

saw it coming, still hilarious

>>13271211327121

something story deletion something repload something angry admins something 24 hours only

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That is all...

~ Timid

I don't even...

~ Scare

Aegis.  Wat.  Da.  Buck.  

That was hilarious.

>>13271211327121

Reposting a story.  24 hour ban only.

That was gloriously amazing, keep up the good work, and do more 60 minute stories, this was hilarious and awesome

Since I don's smoke, I need to go buy a pack of cigarettes and a lighter.  

Hah.  And again, Hah.  You may have this win which I found on the street.  It will greatly enhance the beauty of your collection.

Also, should I be ashamed for loving this?

What is this grey fluid flowing from my ear? Great, you melted my brain!

Brilliant

Win. Just win.

Well, that was... Interesting. Prepare to get featured.

me and my cadbury creme will be leaving now.

Aegis, you brilliant writer, you. That ending was perfect! XD

They led him along to a private home, and he did his sacred duty….

to both of them…

three times each…

...over a coffee table.

Yes........

I don't know what else to say to this.......

Oh man, Big Macintosh being super-manly (super-stallionly?) was hilarious enough!  But that ending!  It made this several times funnier!

Even when you have been banned from the site, you still make the feature box. Well done, sir

>>13260811326081 Mac!

Whose the stallion that has the Princesses screaming in ecstasy?

Mac!

Whose has Epuestria's biggest book-worn writing clop?

Mac!

Who is the only Eath pony considered a Wonderbolt and an graduate to the School for gifted unicorns?

Mac!

Aegis did you steal my Idea!?

  /  

Wat.

This was a strange story...very strange...

Ending was strangely funny...but strange.

Strangely strange.

That was funny.

"Hey big brother, we forgot a few trees yesterday?" should be a statement and not a question.

so you wrote a story of twilight writing a story....

what's the meme i'm looking for?

As I was about to say this was going to end up being featured, the feature box beat me to it!

This was a great one shot xD

I'm not sure which I liked more, this one or the one about Applejack and her marrying a Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and a SECOND Rarity xD

The Apple Family has too much bucking swag dagnabbit! I fear to even think what Applebloom will be like when she's all grown up

I think the only thing left is some story about Granny Smith being a pimp at the retirement home (god no please no!)

Here's what we'll agree on.  You write more funny innuendo's like this, and we'll agree that there's nothing to be sorry about.

>>13315591331559 It's Aegis FREAKING Shield! XD

Ban-hammers just bounce bucking off it!

wait a minute... how is this over 24 hours ago when it says less then an hour of me getting a notice of this story being put up!

Twilight and her clopfics...

Ah, Twilight! Such a lonely life.  I seriously advise you to get a coltfriend.

Or a cat.

>>13258171325817

I think 9000 might be an underestimation. Just a bit.

When it burst into flames I thought it was being sent to Princess Celestia. That would have been mighty awkward.

Bwahahahahha

Based on a true story

Girl look at that body,aaaah, girl look at that body, h-h-h-he works out, Girl look at that body,aaaah, girl look at that body, h-h-h-he works out, , when he walks in the spot, this is what he sees, everymare is stoping and staring at him, he got a passion between his legs and he´s aint afraid to show it, show it, show it, HE´S SEXY AND HE KNOW IT

Good, featured.

freaking lost it at the ending.

BIG MAC: PICK UP MASTER!

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rofl. You, sir, have made my day

>>13258171325817I can't get through the first paragraph without a stupidly large grin on my face

>>13319381331938

I'm happy I could, help? (What did I do?)

>>13319551331955Shaft theme music

...

This is like one of Big Mac's daydreams. I FREAKING LOVE IT!

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>>13257461325746 na you posted more than just first

i should of known

Oh this is brilliant.

...Why dots my brain hurt so much, though?

while banned, aegis shields newest story was featured. that is kind of awesome.

Congratulations, you just made a retail worker genuinely smile during work. You deserve a gold freaking medal!

Too bad about being banned, but awesome gesture towards the TwixMac community.  Everyone only seems to ship him with Fluttershy for some odd reason.  This should be continued instead of being a one shot.

what are you writing? NOTHING absolutely nothing at all

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Thumbs up!

lol well then...

DAT ENDING

[qoute]“Shuhhhh-ZAM!”

If I was a mare, even a mare like Rainbow Dash, I would probably keel over too in ecstasy.

Also, I have this mental image of Big Mac swaggering into town with this music in the background.