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I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )
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This was hilarious!
These kids parents and older sisters are all going to.hell.
This has some incredible lore implications. Like, I'd have to imagine some madlad up in the Crystal Empire with an entire house made of meth.
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A house that isn't there anymore because he snorted it all.
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My good sir, sophisticated city ponies smoke meth, not snort it.
Holy hell.
AHAHAHAHOHOHOHHEHEHEHEhehe....
I hope Thunderlane at least got a good return on the sponsorship deal.
Sweetie woke up this morning and chose violence.
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Excellent. I wondered if anyone would catch my drift.
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Not enough to cover Rumble's psychiatry bills I expect.
"Evil! Evil! Impolite and evil!"
-- Sir Simon Milligan of the Pit of Ultimate Darkness
(Kevin McDonald of The Kids in the Hall)
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Imagine it catches fire. All the fireponies and half of the Empire end up tripping balls.
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I could write that.
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Sockyes
Later…
“What?” Thunderlane asked, having finally noticed his brother staring at him.
“Nothin,” Rumble insisted.
Groovy story.
Who was the other one modelled after?
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Troubleshoes, probably.
interesting localization for Crossing the Rubicon.
There's another entire story waiting to be unpacked from those two paragraphs
personally I could have done without maud drug dealer, DT and SS's family issues, but this was good for a chuckle
I just wanted one more quick story before going to bed. "Oh, here's one!"
So. I'm going to bed. Now.
*whispers in the wind* It's even bigger *whispers in the wind*
Probably won't fall asleep though.
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Later-later...
"What's this bill?" Thunderlane asked. "Two hundred bits?"
"My psychiatrist," Rumble said. "Just pay it and don't ask questions."
Meth crystal, not really interested in imagining maud being an illegal drug dealer, but good worldbuilding.
Still a really good laugh though,
when kids found out about their parents' stuff, it is always crazy and wacky!
That's what she said.
Short and sweet, what a fun little story.
I'd hardly call this "intrinsically mature", lol
There's something special about young ponies talking about sex, drugs, and police brutality that really kills me.
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It's basically a feature box cheat code.
Anyone have any brain bleach?
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Button needs more than just that.
This is awesome. It reminded me of the time a friend went snooping through his sisters things trying to find his 3DS that she took. Let's just say she had an interest in some knotty play things.
Im gonna guess that the bigger one is named The Big Mac Whopper.
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Sure explains Sombra.
Well, well, somepony's a size-queen. I do wonder if she's loaned it out to some of her friends...
And once they finally found enough money for two pizzas they realized they needed three, so the search continued...
Rumor says it's going on to this day.
Neat. I had never seen a line like this.
Does it also have a brand name?
If yes, what's the chance Apple Bloom will never see her brother with the same eyes again?
hey appblebloom we found your brother's too
also that fact about diamond being poor now xD
Ho, Damn!
I just love to go looking at older fics like this! I am truly beside myself at this bit of silliness! I mean, IJBOL, hard!
Take my like and a moustache:
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Glad you enjoyed!