"Consequences… Give a person a situation with no consequences and you’ll see the real them… Every time."
Here lies the body of Rainbow Dash, done to death by a sudden crash. It wasn't the speedy stunt that laid her low but a prank on a friend that made her go.
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Not usually one for slice of life comedies, but this one made me laugh quite a few times. Was a nice read.
And yes, it's the new cover that caught my eye and actually compelled me to read it.
WAIT WHAT!!!?
jeesh the language!
😳😳😳😳😗😗😗😗🎶🎶🎶🎶
For a pony like Rainbow, I think that a truly evil form of torture would be to have her mouth magically zipped while Fluttershy was brought in to Rainbow's room to read to her a long nature documentary on one of the most boring animals in Equestria.
Something like that would probably make Discord believe that Fluttershy is the most terrifying pony of all.
That was a good story.
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Glad you liked it
And yes, it's the new cover that caught my eye and actually compelled me to read it.
And it only took... 5 hours to find
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It's best not to dwell on such... minutia. Especially if one values his life
In Trixie's defense, she did apologize immediately (well, kind of
).
*Hand of Doom starts playing in the background*
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I'm glad you enjoyed it
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Proctology ?
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... never piss off a mare that's a fan of astronomy; that's all I'm gonna say
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You mean... she likes looking at Uranus?
Hey, so does Twilight!!
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/311275/twilight-sparkle-is-vexed-by-uranus
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Laughed my ass off on this one
. Thanks for the link 
Rarity better be joking about the alicorn body she hid, and threatening the same to Twilight. Regicide is something I think Equestria would execute her for. Celestia might just do it herself if anything happened to Twilight.
Have a fav and upvote.
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That's assuming Celestia doesn't know about the body and wasn't the one who asked Rarity for a 'favor'
but yeah, if something happened to Twilight, she would probably be a little pissed. I can see it now:
Anyway, glad you liked it
Twilight: backs away slowly
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Judging by how close Twilight was to the wall just a moment ago, I'm afraid she wouldn't get very far
*Gulp*...I really hope Rarity let up at the last moment and showed Rainbow mercy.
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bruh, that's.. that's morbid as hell. XDD
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I think the more likely scenario is something like this:
Darn, I wish I had thought of that before and ended the story with that
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I certainly hope so
! I'm a morbid dude by definition! Also... *points at the comment above * you may want to check that out 
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That's....arguably even more messed up, and morally questionable to boot.
Hmmmm, death or spoilers? Bring on the pillow.
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is it to late to edit it? also, normal emotes are 👌 to use. :3
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Is their going to be a sequel to this?
And how did she access it in the first place b/c none of this would have happened if you had proper clearance to the labs and not put the freaking paint in a place that secure and only the most highest clearance can access it.
Ugh stupid morons
To steal (and tweak) a joke from a movie:
"Huh, what flavour?"
"Doesn't matter. It's not for her mouth."
***
And today's word, boys and girls, is catharsis. Can you say catharsis? Very good, you're smarter than both Dash and Trixie have just shown themselves to be!
I mean, I was already on board with Dash getting some comedically exaggerated comeuppance, but doing the same to Trixie made it so much more satisfying. And annoying Starlight on top of that was just icing on the catharsis cake... Caketharsis?
Well, in any case, enjoyed the story.
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What can I say? As a Pole, I love morbid stuff by definition
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You just gave me an idea for another alternate ending:
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I'm against making significant edits after it was published... I may add new chapters with alternate endings later on. I must think it through.
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Only if I get an idea for one. Right now, it doesn't seem likely, but who knows...
... it's Equestria we're talking about. Remember how Rainbow went inside the wether factory and made it explode? Yeah, real security they have there
Besides, she's a friend of a Princess, a Wonderbolt, and the national hero... it probably helped her get her hooves on it 
.
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What movie would that be?
Ironically, I added the part with Trixie as a sort of filler. I needed one more pony to annoy Twilight before she lost it, and Trixie came into mind. I'm glad I did. Mrs. Great and Powerful + Starlight were both perfect for their roles
Glad you liked it
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Not sure if that's a genuine question (sorry if it isn't), but the movie was Evolution, a movie I have a big soft spot for despite its many flaws.
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Yeah I know.
This is why I like Luna and tempest and thorax.
Plus applejack because at least they have common sense and the three above have a military mind set.
Plus lunar guards are the best guards/soldiers for equestria
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o-
wot.
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It was a real question, yes, and thanks for the title. I may give it a go in the future
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No argument there
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Rainbow is just proving she cares more about 'winning' against Twilight than her own life
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aight then.
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Yeah, that one seems less funny now than when I wrote it in the morning
You can only push a pony too far Rainbow...
Methinks we might need a replacement Element of loyalty, preferably one that doesn't prank (much) and have a healthy love of books. Also, poor Trixie.
In all, I enjoyed this story. Some of the lines were a little surprising and kept me on my toes as I read.
Not thing says true friendship like trying to murder one another.
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Yup... maybe this time Dash will lear learning that simple lesson
! ... ... ... Nah, who am I kidding 
. Besides... there are more 'Dash must suffer!' stories to write 
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The Brave and Glorious Spike is pretty qualified if you ask me
(seriously, I think Spike would be a prime candidate if Dash kicked the bucket).
Ah, thank you! It's good to know those 100+ edits, shouting, and cursing paid off
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True friendship is many things! I'm sure we could squeeze murder in there somewhere