Rarity is such a tease. An older Spike is helping Rarity in her Boutique and gets to find out when some new fabric comes into Rarity's shop. Can he resist her teasing?
Author's note: I'd written a story called Spikes Turn Teasing, where he teased Rarity. I had to do one where she teased him. Yes, they are totally separate one-shot stories.
Rares, Why's my bird netting got pony shaped holes in it?
Who took my fish net? I can't feed Mr. Otter
Where's my filter cloth? I can't use chemicals unfiltered
Parachute cloth....
Spikey Wikey how do I look?
Don't know, Like the dance of the seven vials , We get to six ready for the seventh and the Royal Guards shut the place down...
See Twilight It's so much fun to mess with them, Even Shining Armor thinks so....
So this is all you do in your retirement
Yes and yes
Discord . I want a dress like Raritys If you don't mind I want baby bunnies
Fluttershy for the 7654,763rd time It DOESNT WORK THAT WAY
You forget she's dealing with Discord here
Bunnies, Lots and lots of bunnies!
Oh lord, talk about chaos, I could see this getting WAY out of hand