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Banjo64


Not a brony. No really, I'm not. I'm just here to see what awesome stuff this crazy fandom puts out.

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The coordination is over, and Twilight is now Equestria's sole ruler.

Too bad Celestia didn't mention a few minor problems that come with ruling Equestria, such as where the royal closet is located, certain laws that are incredibly stupid but must never be rescinded, and the curse that comes with the title of Ruler of Equestria.

Yeah... that last one's going to come back and bite someone.

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GREAT story, BUT...

...it's "swig of her coffee," not "swing," and "Coronation," not "Coordination."

Cadance let out a resigned sigh as she lifted a shoe wearing hoof out the bathtub. It was so unfair: she avoided one cursed title just to get stuck with another, and the only difference was that the Crystal Empress was expected to drink coffee instead of tea. Cadance hated coffee.

HAHAHA!!! XD

What a perfect way to end such a wonderful and actually pretty good story. I'm almost sad it's only a chapter long, I wanna see what happens next!

“Anyway, the clothes were bad, but the absolute worst was the fact that, as a Princess, it was my ‘responsibility’ to sit back and let others deal with important issues. It didn’t matter if it was an invasion, monster attack, or my own sister going crazy, if it couldn’t be solved with a smile and fancy speech, there was no possible way for me to take care of it. And if I tried anyway, the job would always end up half done. I think you two know perfectly well how frustrating that was,” said Celestia.

Well, that answers one question.

Good story.

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With that much coffee, I could see it being more of a swing.

Actually this explains a lot

“But what about the orange mane? Or the spiked armor? Or the laws about chicken farmers?” asked Spike.

Okay, now I am currious.

Cadance let out a resigned sigh as she lifted a shoe wearing hoof out the bathtub. It was so unfair: she avoided one cursed title just to get stuck with another, and the only difference was that the Crystal Empress was expected to drink coffee instead of tea. Cadance hated coffee.

I feel with you Cadence. Nopony should be forced to drink that disgusting beverage.

What remained of the door fell to the ground, leaving an awkward moment of silence as both parties stared at each other. On one side was Rarity and Spike committing crimes against an entryway of a retirement home.

They were doing WHAT against the door?!

“My front door was unlocked, you know,” said Celestia.

“Sorry. I think we took that turn a little too hard,” said Spike.

Oh....they bumped into it. Right, that's what happened. I knew that.

Did Platinum just do a world tour of criticizing leaders decorum or something?

Lol, cute April Fools story. Good job! :rainbowlaugh:

Imagine if sombra was a cursed geologist

right before our coordination

Coronation.

But she also declared that if we were going to be Princesses, we were going to have to start acting like it. And then cast the curse to make sure we would,” said Celestia.

Pretty fucking BASED.

sadi Rarity.

said

Celestia is no longer a princess now, so she's exempt from the curse.

Clearly therefore, this needs a sequel where she squashes problems that Twilight is no longer able to. Turnabout is fair play, right? :trollestia:

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"If".

The legends of Dark Mistress Maud were such that even now, Sunny cannot stand to write them down....

April fools or not, this actually kinda explains several things quite nicely with a comedic twist. :rainbowlaugh:
And what did we learn? If you ever end up in this Equestria? Never, ever, ever, EVER try gaining a position of a ruler/leader. Presuming all the other leader-titles are also cursed in all the nations... Could be an interesting read.:moustache:

This is just what I needed after a night shift thank you:rainbowlaugh:

I love it, but seriously, I still have an important question.

Does it come with a free frozen yogurt?

11200621 We call it Frogurt!

It is also cursed. And the toppings contain potassium benzoate.

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I thought it was called froyo? As for potassium benzoate, in the amounts used to prevent spoilage of acidic foods, it poses no danger to the consumer's health.

“And poor Luna had it even worse. The first pastry she genuinely cared for wasn’t invented until two hundred years after her banishment,” said Celestia with a shake of her head.

It's funny because we don't see Luna eating sweets out the show. She preferred fruit.

Other than that, it's a nice ridiculous story. And it explains a few things about Celestia's inaction.

Now that I think about it, was the role of Prince cursed too? Because it would explain Blueblood.

This explains, so much.

This is funny. I like it

11201355 It's a classic Simpson's Treehouse of Terror reference.

“She’s already invoked the chicken farmer law. We need to get to Canterlot and free her before she turns the guards’ uniforms into speedos!” cried Celestia.

👀 OwO

Does anyone know how to get to the vault of slightly cursed items? Asking for a friend...

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Maude voice: "I am an evil mistress of darkness. Crystalllls."
...Really hope you can read that in her deadpan.

“I have… so many questions right now, but I’m not sure I want to hear the answers,” admitted Spike.

Good thing Spike was not an innocent kid anymore. He learned something was best left unanswered.

Maybe Cadence could surrender the throne to Sombra?

This does explain a great deal. That said, if anypony could break this curse, I imagine Twilight could. Possibly through sheer force of will insisting that she actually complete her crisis resolution checklist.

In any case, lovely stuff. Thank you for it.

the Crystal Empress was expected to drink coffee instead of tea. Cadance hated coffee.

On the other hoof, Shining and his Crystal Cadre looked delectably nice in their spats and speedos. Delectably nice indeed...

3 days later, twilight has fixed the problem, by resigning as princess, and then being elected as president. (Her final act as princess was to decide who was an eligible voter, and she chose herself, celestia and luna as the only voters.) President is a lifetime appointment under the new rules. All the powers are basically the same. Still, she is not technically a princess so the term doesn't apply.

Look, if that's how your "minimum effort" looks like, than anything more must be mindblowing. Very cool

Well, at least Celestia didn't intentionally stay silent about the curse in this universe. Sadly, we know about G5 so it seems Twilight never managed to break the curse. Actually, that explains so much.

Gorgeous. Simply gorgeous.

Itʼs bite-sized, but even then, every single joke lands. My favorite is the opening line, but the “We forgot to warn Twilight about the vault of slightly cursed items!” line is a close second.

That said, Iʼm starting to think youʼre purposely misspelling 'coronation' as 'coordination'.

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