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GaPJaxie


It's fanfiction all the way down.

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The real reason Twilight and Moondancer had a sudden falling out.

Written for Telly Vision for Jinglemas 2021

It now has an audio reading!

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 75 )

At first, I thought you under-rated the fanfic and forgot to add the "death" tag. Then I read the story and realized there's technically no death. very clever. Anyway, good fic.

A little dark humour never was so good.

Oh my god, that was HILARIOUS WHAT A RIDE!:rainbowlaugh: TRULY A WORTHY STORY OF EVERYONE'S EYES.


WHY ISN'T THIS MORE POPULAR? OH MY GOD IT WAS SO WORTH READING!

You sir/madam or they have gained yourself a follow!

Okay, that was rather hilarious. I was wondering throughout the entire thing how it would tie in to the summary...but damn, did not see that coming! XD

I imagine unless the head was the part that went missing, and cutie mark I suppose, Moondancer had questions after examining her purchase.

Right. Questions indeed.

This was hilarious I nearly died laughing a good few times. 10/10 loved it.

Spike is totally down whenever to help his Teen Mum with whatever needs doing.

Funniest story I’ve read in a long time. Love the dialogue, very witty!

Happy Hearth's Warming, you manic macabre pony-writing sorta-genius, you. :rainbowlaugh: :facehoof: :moustache:

Pretty please. With sugar on it. Get. Some fucking. Therapy. :trollestia:

Every year, Twilight got him something practical, like educational books or scale polish or a guide to dealing with ponies with major anxiety disorders. While he loved her very much and appreciated the intention, they weren’t exactly gifts that filled him with joy.

Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow and Twilight herself?

Friends help you move.

Real friends help you move bodies.

Amusing story!

It's fun, but I got so confuse about what happened. The body who Twilight brought with Spike was the moondancer's? Or it was somepony else?

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Moondancer's, yes. The copy!

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Okay so it's a copy, now it makes sense. XD

This is the greatest gift I have ever received. Thank you so much for this hilarious story.

This was hilarious, thank you :rainbowlaugh:
I can so see this happening.

I’ll totally write Celestia saying her favorite student in the world is a criminal mastermind.

Yeah, about that Moondancer:

“Wait, should we be having this conversation where ponies could hear us?”

:rainbowlaugh:

This had me in stitches. And thankfully Spike didn't have to cut me apart first.

:moustache: Nothing like seeing yourself Kacked To spoil the mood
:facehoof: Merry Hearth Warming too.

Aaaa what a read haha god the second chapter took me like 10 whole seconds to tie that in with the end of the first chapter

Rated E for Everypony.

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Nopony actually dies! Technically correct.

This was fantastic!!!

Only true friends aid each other in covering up a felony.

Twilight learned the magic of friendship before she came to Ponyville.

This is beautiful.

For shame, Twilight, letting a little dark magic get in the way of friendship! And Moondancer was so earnest, too!

This is one of the funniest thing I have ever read

Wonderful little story and I haven't even got to the second chapter yet. I hope this gets a lot of readers and a lot of likes, it's so funny (and it's a lot funnier than the canon version). :rainbowlaugh:

Lol, shades of "The Godfather". :rainbowwild:

This. Was. Fantastic! I don’t particularly like dark comedies, but this was absolute genius.

A few things came to mind. I adore the way Spike calls Twilight his sister, and he says Dad. He doesn’t say Twilight’s Dad; just Dad. I love it. And I love the misdirection at the beginning. Genuinely thought the pair had killed someone.

Happy Hearth’s Warming, GaPJaxie!

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I enjoy dark comedy, but pony is best when it's fluffy and sweet. Twilight and Spike are siblings, nopony actually got hurt, and Moondancer really did just want to make a friend who shares her love of reanimating the dead.

At least we know she and Twilight reconnected later!

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Yup. And they can reconnect over re-animating the dead!

Twilight and Spike are siblings and I just love it when stories casually mention it. And yes, sweet and fluffy ponies are best ponies. :pinkiehappy:

this is my canon from now on

Twilight put down the knife that hadn’t realized she’d picked up. Telekinesis can be like that. Ponies pick up things without thinking about it.

It's only a big deal if you make it a big deal.

This was a hoot. Love how blasé Spike was about all this, as if he'd been expecting to have to help Twilight with a body sooner or later so he had it all planned out.

Well, this explains why Twilight didn't hesitate when wiping out Pinkie's mirror pool clones. She has experience. :pinkiegasp:

Also...

🎶"I killed a girl and I liked it!" 🎶 :twilightblush:

That Hearth’s Warming, that little foal got four years of therapy.

This story made me laugh out loud multiple times but I am still laughing at that one! :rainbowlaugh:

Twilight may not have succeeded at making body disposal an art form, but you sure have. Great work!

This was a riot :rainbowlaugh: There were dozens of little touches to dialogs and scene which got to me.
I particularly like the full of herself Twilight -- fits everything perfectly.

“Relax,” Spike said. “Dad checked with me before he bought gifts this year. I know exactly what he’s getting me.”

Wait a minute; Does this mean that Night Light knows that Spike is a Dark Arts enthusiast? Or perhaps just a coincidence that they also happen to be useful for... alternative purposes?

Side note, I wonder how much the podcast records cost. That seems like it would be fairly expensive. Where would Spike get the bits? Perhaps from some of these side "jobs"? Because clearly “She does this every year,” he mumbled to himself. this is profitable.

Look on the bright side, Twilight. Moondancer most likely was bluffing about telling Celestia about the crime. :moustache:

This was hilarious, so many laugh out loud moments sprinkled all throughout. Excellent work

And now for the real question: Is this the real Moonie, or did th original reanimate herself and get replaced by her undead clone, thus explaining her sudden desire to have a party? :pinkiegasp:

See Moondancer? Being best friends with such a well-connected pony, even as a foal, will always help you get ahead in life!

It's all about who you know, you dig?

At least you know she doesn't just love you for your body. Some mares wait years to find out and then just lose their heads over the answer!

Okay, I kinda feel bad about this one, so....

"Really? It was all about the party?"

Twilight squirmed uncomfortably.

"Actually, uhm... gave her my first head.... "

There was silence around the table before Minuette spoke up.

"Wow, that bad your first time?"

Lyra leaned over and patted Twilight on the shoulder.

"It's okay. Come around the chocolate shop some time and Bonnie and I can give you a few pointers!"

Meanwhile, Spike calmly stepped around the corner before promptly laughing himself to death. Fortunately, Moondancer was right there!

Lovely work on this, man. The anachronistic method of telling the story in particular drew me in and just enhanced things when it was alternatively not as bad as I thought and then way worse than I thought it was.

Also:

“I’m never not going to see that when I close my eyes.” Twilight mumbled. “Why is bone so hard?”

“Trot faster. The ravens are catching up.”

No idea why, but that line in particular cracked me up.

Great job, man. Merry Christmas!

“Fine, but if you assert your authority as my parent, then every time we meet somepony new, I’m introducing you as Twilight Sparkle, Teen Mother.”

That explains a lot about their relationship! Effective!

So glad I did a detailed examination of my Feed today!

This... Makes an absurd amount of sense.

“Sorry, I think you told me something, but I can’t draw any conclusions from an N=1 study. Better say that twenty-nine more times so I can be 95% confident you said it.”

29? :twilightoops:

Please specify your smoothing method and show your math. :trollestia:

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