Applejack is in her teens and is starting to go through her edgy phase as her emotions are being thrown about in disarray. She refuses to stop working at the farm, but her granny doesn't like the weird new apples popping up everywhere since she started her new 'Really deep, super underground growth regimen' that Granny Smith wouldn't understand since the seeds Applejack is harvesting are, like, totally underground.
Was another request on the fimfic discord server by Nate5700 and Perfectly Insane.
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This is now my favorite Applejack Oneshot, thank you.
And, lowkey, Black Spur sounds like an actually good name for a band tbh.
Emo teenage AJ is something I never knew I needed in my life. That bit about the "Magical Mystery Cutie Filly Unicorn" could be put into a sidequel, frankly.
Brow, I presume.
"What's 'it'?" she asked.
I'm likely nitpicking, but CD should be capitalized.
*knows
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Spank you for the spots.
How do they say it? "That filly's itchin' for a switchin'"?
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Askin' for a thwackin'.
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Gonna be eatin' a beatin'.
Loved the Invader Zim reference found in this sentence: As her great great grandpa Zippy Apple once said: 'Leave no evideeeeeeeence!'. LOL
Now I want to hear that story.
Though I suppose that might be hard because...you know...no evidence. 
What was your first clue?
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