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CrackedInkWell


"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

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Story inspired and proofread by Lilrq28


After years of keeping up appearances, of gaining the infamous reputation of being a catastrophe when it came to dating mares, Prince Blueblood decides to do something radical. He faces up to a press conference and finally tells the truth - he is gay. In a way, he hoped that doing so would stop having gold-digging mares that would flock to gain his attention. Perhaps even gaining some peace by coming out.

However, while some seek to use Blueblood to gain wealth and status, the prince's coming out provides a unique opportunity. One that a flattering con artist would try to take advantage of. Langue d'Argent, a good-looking charmer believes that he can play the prince's sexuality like a violin. Yet, as time goes on, this simple con might prove difficult than what Langue imagined it to be.

Chapters (15)
Comments ( 33 )

Why do so many of your stories involve m/m clop?

Can you translate the sentences?

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Je pensais que j'avais déjà fait. (I thought I already did.)

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Not all m/m stories are clop. And if this was... this would have a different rating entirely.

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um...CrackedinkWell kinda mistranslated the sentence it's actually is i thought that i already liked it

Hey I’m loving the story, and I can’t wait for more. You did an excellent job of setting up these two, and I hope more comes out soon

Everything I read from you is quite a treat. Thank you for the great read, and I hope to read more soon

'reads the mixed results part' why do i feel like this conpony gets exactly what he was asking for.... and regrets every bit of it.

Every chapter of this I read. I get more hooked in. Can’t wait for more

Everytime you upload a chapter of this it makes my day

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Um... I'm sorry, what I meant to ask is why so many of your stories have m/m romance and not f/f or f/m.

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Well, before you read this, do keep in mind this what I'm about to say only reflects on me and no one else. I'm sure there are writers on this site that probably have different reasons why they write m/m romances that are unrelated to my own. However, since you've asked politely, I will do my best to give you a straight answer from my point of view. And be warned, I'm about to get personal here.

The thing is that speaking as a gay man living in Idaho... I've come to the conclusion a long time ago that no one insane enough would love me back. So by the time I came across this site and came across stories that deal with m/m romances... while some were alright at the time, I wasn't satisfied. I was looking for the kind of stories that most f/f and f/m had - character depth and intrigue that I would read. Something that I could attach to since I don't have a romantic relationship in real life. So, one day I rolled up my sleeves and decided that if you wanted to see something - you'd do it yourself. Through my writing, I began to dream of the kind of relationship that I can only dream about. And since no one is paying me to write these stories, I wrote every story on here simply because I want to. And while I have written a few f/f and f/m romances here and there, I tend to lean towards m/m because I latch onto them for personal reasons.

And I know what you're thinking, if I'm free to write whatever I want, how come I don't go with the more popular ships with f/f or f/m? Because compared to those other stories, there aren't that many m/m ships. If no one else was going to write out these sorts of stories, then I would. And whenever I post these stories, I don't do it out of the expectation that it would be popular or liked right away - if anything I noticed that people would downvote a story that has m/m, regardless if it's good or not. And yet, because I tend to write these stories for myself that I share with everyone on this site, I will continue to write them even if they have no possibility of being viewed.

Langue has a hoof in the door to an honest relationship with Blueblood. Now we just has to hope Cadence doesn’t hear about Langue’s past of exploiting emotions such as love for personal gain. I don’t think the Crystal Palace was designed to be used as a Spanish Donkey (Look it up, it’s nasty)

Wonder what his butlers been doing though. He’s probably getting a good laugh out of this.

Dear lord. I was already hooked on this story, but now i’m obsessed with it. Bravo Bravo

Yes a new chapter!!. This was such a Turing point for these 2 and there real chapter of there relationship is yet to be seen, can't wait what happens next😊

Another amazing chapter. I swear you are the only reason I check this sits anymore

I’m loving this so much. Love celestia’s axe scene. I hope luna gets a scene with Langy soon

Doing what he was told, Langue climbed up on the table to stick his face through the padded hole while remarking. “J'ai l'impression que c'est le début d'un clopfic. ( I feel like this is the beginning of a clopfic. )”

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Take it easy on the 4th wall there, Langue. :rainbowlaugh:
I know this isn't a clopfic, but that line made me burst out laughing. Thanks for a great story! :pinkiehappy:

Holy cow! I knew to never mess with Celestia, but that is "Mama Bear" mode on a level unto itself! :twilightoops: I have to hear more about this ex-husband she apparently beheaded? :pinkiegasp:
Love that they get to be silly together. My goodness, you write beautifully! :pinkiesmile: I am loving this story. The Changeling joke was funny due to the irony, but then it turned dirty accidentally and I lost it. :rainbowlaugh:
Ha, ha, "Langy" and "Blu-Blue." I love it! So let it be written, so let it be done.
While I know this is not at all intended as a clop-fic, I have enjoyed some of the spicer scenes. Poor Blueblood with Luna being an observer of some of those dreams ... :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: I don't need the scene written out or anything, but I am looking forward to ... that stage of their relationship. 😈 And lots of romantic fluff on the way!
Thanks for this great story!

I’m loving this bit of romance building.

Bwah ha ha! :rainbowlaugh:
Oh, lord, Luna's a Voyeur! Of COURSE they had a bet about it... :rainbowlaugh:
Thanks for the scene, it was just the right mix of tender, romantic, and hot, but that made me choke on my own spit.
Just got to find a way to stand back up...
Thanks for this wonderful story!

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Your welcome! And we're not even done with this.

Before Blueblood could finish, Princess Luna thrush the double doors with a bang and declared. “ Langue is a bottom! You owe me a thousand bits sister! ”

An amazing way to end an amazing chapter.

Omg this has to be the best chapter. The progress on their relationship, and langue finally saying the L word to blueblodd. Ah yes this is why I love story like this.

Before Blueblood could finish, Princess Luna thrush the double doors with a bang and declared. “ Langue is a bottom! You owe me a thousand bits sister! ”

Of course the best line the in the story. I can't wait for the next chapter

This chapter made me laugh, cry, and do a spit take near the end. I haven’t waited on the edge if my seat for chapters to a story in a long time. Bravo, and I can’t wait for more

This is an amazing chapter. A new point of view of the story other than then 2 main lead. I was very much surprise when hubert was cousins with Lanuge. Also top notch on the heartwarming moment with hubert and ladivine. I can wait to see more of those two in the future.

Omg Love this chapter already and cant wait for the next one. Langue love for blueblood is the most cute thing, them doing couple thing had me screaming with joy. Awesome job on the story ^w^

“Ha! And that sounds like a confession to me. In fact, that double negative has led to proof positive!”

I was already in love with this fic, but the fact it now has Clue references is just magnificent... 🥰
Hope there won't be any murders! :rainbowlaugh:

Great chapter.
Reading this I can't help but feel that the real reason Luna was banished to the moon was to save entire generations of stallions from Death by Snu-Snu. :rainbowlaugh: Glad Langue is now part of the family! :pinkiehappy:

Hello just asking if the story gonna continue??

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I want to continue this story. I’m determined to have this be finished once I get through with a certain project I’ve been working on.

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Best of luck to you. I cant wait to read the rest of langue and bluey story

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