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Good Christian Ethesto
I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.
Good Christian Ethesto
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I hated this fucking shit.
Delete it!
*looks at tags*
*looks at how the crossover was ruined*
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Me too.
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Ruined, or improved?
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fuck you
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Don't mind if I do.
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*spreads asshole
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*lubes up hands with Buttermilk Ranch Dressing and spreads it across your already-milky thighs, making them as white as a gaisha doll.
"Oh yeah, I love your big ass." ;)
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"You'll love what's inside it even more," I respond as as I fart a big bubble into the ranch, which pops into your eyes.
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*Waves hand in front of face, wafting fresh flatulence into my nostrils like a sommelier of farts, taking a few tentative sniffs before gulping a whole lungful of the stuff.
"Damn, that ass can FART!"
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*backs farting ass onto your erect cock, filling your cock with fart gas and extending it like a balloon before turning and bending it to look like a pooodle
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*pokes my cock poodle with a needle before bending down and putting my mouth over the opening, breathing the percolating fumes. Before speaking in a high-pitched voice from the gas.
"Now crush my cock with a rock."
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"But honey it isn't even 4pm"
*lifts large boulder and gently smashes it upon deflated twisted up cock
"cut it off like that guy in 127 hours"
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*Me crying and screaming and farting
"W-will you hold my hand while I do it?"
*holds up 1-inch blade from a tiny pocket knife I had in my, you guessed it, pocket.
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* runs away really fast like sonic the hedgehog with arms behind backlike naruto leaving you to cockcut solo
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*Shrugs shoulders and slowly cuts through my own cock with a tiny blade, screaming and crying the whole time. It takes hours before I've finally sawed through the bone. Once I'm done I look down at my hard, bloody work through tear-soaked eyeballs, only to realize I accidentally cut the wrong cock off. The other one is still suck under the boulder.
"Aw jeez!"
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*returns with trombone and goes wahh wahh before placing trombone over your severed cock and playing the white note forcing it to cum in my trombone and then i go to you and blast the cumin your face with my trombone
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*I puke up blood and cum and puss as I'm allergic to semen.
"Why I aughta!"
*Despite my protests, your advances have given me a TromBONER, which lifts up the rock like a wench, and I blush and bashfully hide my shame.
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* cuts off your other cock before tying your two severed cocks together and spinning them so fast that I helicopter away
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*grabs onto your legs, accidentally pulling your pants down around your knees as I hang on to your Ranch-dressing-slicked legs.
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*sues you for sexual misconduct
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*In court Judge rises and points at MemorableName.
"Please address the jury and explain your lawsuit," he yells, accentuating each word with a bang of his gavel.
*The Judge looks suspiciously like me.
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"He dun ripped muh pants off."
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"Juuuuudge, he dun ripped muh pants off."
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"Well, did you deserve it?" I-- The Judge asks.
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"nahhhhhhhh"
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"Well has the jury reached its verdict?"
* The Judge looks out to a jury of MemorableName's peers, AKA other fucking idiots on this shithole website.
*He looks at YOU
Why are there so many red tags?
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*licks and sucks the judge's feet
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Because these are all things that will occur in the story.
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*Cries and slaps you in the face. My dad licked my toes as a child and now I have a PTSD toe-licking complex and don't appreciate your unsolicited toe sucking.
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fuck you
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Don't mind if I do.
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i hate you people
What the hell is going on in this comment section?
This moistens my mushies.
Following this daisy chain of links that lead me here, I really don't think this comment section was what I was expecting.
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I hate me people too.
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We got a little bitta friendship, and a whooole lotta magic.
But mostly just cringe. 😚
Very epic and hilarious. Dare I say it? This is genius art.
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Just like all true art, the smelly masses don't understand it
Very epic like fortnite
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Can I get some poggers in chat?
The anticipation of what Rufus's plan might be is causing shit to leak from my ass and cum to squirt from the head of my dick.
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Both problems can be solved with an application of transvaginal-mesh.
Zounds! Perhaps Twilight's special talent wasn't magic after all.
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The true special talent is the friends she made along the way,
It did. My face did scrunch up like that
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Just like I predicted...
Not sugoi enough it would seem