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Zoshe


Insanity is best served with curry and rye.

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It was there a second ago,
I don't know where it went.

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My thanks to GORynytch for translating this into Russian
Links can be found here. Tabun, FicBook, PonyFiction, and Google Docs

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Equestria exploded into confetti

This feels like it should go into TheMajorTechie's story "What if."
Upvote this comment if you agree

10558633
my tonkus senses tingled and here i am

10558633
I'm not actually familiar with them.

10558638
When I read those 4 words, I instantly thought of your story

10558639
Oh
Well, TheMajorTechie is right there

10558645
there he is, have some cotton candy pizza. If Pinkie doesn't eat it all.

Discord startled himself awake out of his banana while mostly somewhere else.

Yeah, I suspected as much. Fun bit of madness, but it's a bit much.

10558648
What I mean is that if you don't know about "What if," then the author is right there

10558652
I lose my mind for five minutes every day and call it content.

10558652
ok I found it, search engine hates me

10558658
Ok
Be prepared for an absolute nightmare of almost constant absurdity

10558660
I write serious stuff sometimes too. :P

10558661
I know. That's why I put "almost"

So anyway, have a like on this here story. :V

It's nonsensical. It's inconsistent. It's madness.

I love it.

Everything was completely idiotic but presented as if it was absolutely normal, just like real dreams. Good job.

10558775
thank you kindly, feel free to take a free potato for the next time you shovel the grass

10558778
I think I just might take you up on that offer, but it’ll have to wait until after the cicadas outside my window finish their third performance of Colorshow by the Avett Brothers. Afterwards though, I will definitely accept that black licorice the next time it snows in Egypt.

"Twilight jumped up from her cheese throne, it's a gouda seat."

Assembled with Swiss precision, no doubt.

The gouda sh*t is clearly what the writer was smoking.

I had a vague, half-idea of what the hell was going on.

Read it in one go too, didn't want to reread words or anything.

In the end, that half-idea died, murdered to death by brainthought crowthings.

Brava.

If I understood this correctly, Pinkie was dreaming that Discord was dreaming, and Luna woke up because Pinkie broke Luna's brain.

Did I get it?

10559886
Close enough

What-

If you don't mind, I'll translate your fic on Russian. Of course, all credits will be in the translated fic description.

10561130
sure, I got np with that, as long as it says it's a translation of my work

"THE COVER ART IS MISSING!" Pinkie screamed so loud that two of the books in the library across the hall decided they had better places to be and flew out the window.

:twilightoops:: *gasp* "But how are we supposed to post this story now?!"
:twilightblush:: "Also, this is a library, so please keep it down."

Pinkie stormed out like a wave of chocolate rain. The only friend she hadn't checked with was Rainbow Dash.
SHE MUST'VE STOLEN THE COVER ART!

Well, Rainbow Dash also stole the 20% cooler thing, so she is the prime suspect here.


Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.

10561934
math be hard,
if one is 20% cooler, does that mean one is only mildly more frigid

"Thou wouldst think by now we wouldst have learned that some dreams are better left alone."

I think Luna once visited my dreams and that happened. Luna appeared, looked shocked and confused, and disappeared. That was the only time anyone didn’t just go along with the dream. Also, my neighbors all encountered someone who traveled between dreams about the same time, all of which had weird similarities. Wild, huh?

10562224
depends on whether or not all subconscious is part of the same primal mind, we've just evolved to the point that the instinct is now ignored.

10562240
The weirdest part is, the character had a name that none of them had any reason to think about. The name was Gerard. Really weird coincidence. That, or space magic. Hoping for the latter.

What the actual—

Shut up and take my upvote.

U can’t even figure out how to do art for blogs if it’s not a cover art link 😭

"Pinkie?! What's wrong?" Twilight jumped up from her cheese throne, it's a gouda seat.

Yes

Huk

That was... weird, in a good way :rainbowlaugh:

Discord can't compare

This is a delightfully weird story. Crank the volume up to 11 and rip off the knob.
:pinkiecrazy::heart:

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