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Dr Sharaz Jek
Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!
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3 days later, Castle Canterlot.
Celestia's brow furrowed into a flat line as she looked over Rarity's report, which much to befuddlement at the time had been in the form of a pop up book, a state quickly remedied when opened. Sighing, the matriarch rubbed a hoof against her muzzle as she leaned back with a groan.
"You stupid bint, I can fucking flambe their raggedy flea bitten ass, the fuck..."
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Would be hilarious, but I'm sure Rarity's report will leave out the truth! Plus, she and Fluttershy enjoyed it!
You’re posting stories faster than Fimfic will allow me to post blog posts!
It's a good story, but how are you going to make a Tears for Fears pun in the title and not name the chapter something like Everybody Loves a Happy Ending or Seeds of Love?
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Gotta get 'em in the contest while I can!
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Knew I was missing an opportunity!
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Yeah, PUNY trees, or forests CAN'T BEAT the FRICKIN SUN 🌞 ITSELF!!!!!!!!!!!
Although, it will Forever traumatized the Main Six, and the rest of ponykind. On seeing that VERY OP Attack on their PISSED OFF Sun Princess.
But, I think Spike probably didn't mind, and In fact. Want to help Celestia with the Hostile Deer. Due to not having Rarity to himself.
Spike: 😥😢 * Playing a Small Violin 🎻*
*1 Minute later*
*Spike outfitted with the DOOM Slayer Armor, and OP Weapons on King Aspen and his Deers*: 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
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Fortunately Celestia prefers to make peace!
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I know, but it is a possibility to End a War VERY QUICKLY.
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Bit overkill!
Let's see what happens where a certain dragon has the castle to himself while his friends were off on that 'finding the colors' mission.
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Maybe he's with Gabby?
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🤷 Well, Why can't Celestia try WHAT Rarity and Fluttershy did here, if she doesn't want a VERY SHORT War. I mean there are BOTH Royalty. 👸 🤴 😏😏😏😏😏😏
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Hey, the map called those two, and they stepped up in the end!
I read the title as tears for beer. 🤣
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I could see them having a drink after this!
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That's nice
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Ok, ok oy!!!!!! I just want to see some Royal Action!
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You know, at the start of this month you had 14 stories in and I was at 7, and I thought "ha, I bet I can overtake him and get that prize for most submissions."
Now I have 17 in and am still trailing a distant second. I guess I underestimated my competition. Good on you.
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Thanks, admittedly a lot of them were rushed as I just threw out every spare idea I had, and there were still a dozen more (not including sequels planned) I wasn't able to get around to!
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Well I certainly like Celestia, but usually keep her in the background!
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How you know?!?!!!
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Very well (TF2 Spy voice).
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Your love of Gabby is well-known!
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She's a tricky character to write, but maybe I'll try my hand at her more down the line?
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Ever since the popular couple of those two started they are a perfect fit.
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I'll always lean towards Sparity first, I must admit!
I can't find the image, can you post a link? Or the number of the image in derpibooru?.
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Artist is Hellticket, #818921.
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------ Review ------
Please keep in mind, I know I can be overly critical and negative at times. I can always find something to nitpick, even in the greatest works of literature ever written. Please don't take it personally!
-Well, that's one way to do diplomacy.
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her pussy links-- links?-
my mare punisher---Extremely hot, but also very short and rushed.
-Would benefit from taking more time to build up, more time to describe things.
-Excellent cum-swapping moment.
------ Scores ------
To clarify what these scores mean, check my judging rubric.
Cloppability: 80/100
Allure: 22/100
Enticement: 40/100
Immersion: 60/100
Prose Quality: 80/100
Total Score: 282/500
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