Pinkie Pie stuns everypony by running for President. What could go wrong? Well, everything. This is Pinkie Pie we are talking about.
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I’d probably vote for her, at this point anything is better.
You see have a face and follow I'm morbidly curious what this next year will bring and having the pink horse along as a independent would be interesting.
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If only that adorable Rainbow was running.
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If Dash was running, I don’t know if I would want to frantically run away in the other direction, or frantically run toward her in the hope that she won’t screw everything up, and actually do her job.
Welp. Guess I have to see where this goes...
*suppresses urge to shout political views*
I'd love to see Applejack run for president.
I'd vote her.
You know, her foreign policy would actually be an interesting topic to speculate on...
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Given your avatar, perhaps you'd like to check out my story Training.
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Celestia: Pinkie Pie, I'm afraid that you can't run for President of the United States.
Pinkie: Why not?
Celestia: Because you weren't born there. You're not even a citizen.
Pinkie: (dejected) Oh.
Celestial: However, I have just received permission from President Trump to establish an embassy in the United States and I was hoping that you and the other Element Bearers would consider serving as our official ambassadors. What do you say?
Pinkie: (excited) When do I start?!
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Let's just see what happens.
Well, at least the chapter title is accurate. You have here a bunch of good questions, but the character in question simply sidesteps giving a straight answer.
Just like a real politician10121890
Hmm.... You are good at detecting the games of politicians. You are a threat to the establishment.
Pinkie would trash the budget. The only things we'd have going for us is pinkie sense, her ability to not let the adversary get a word in edgewise, her lack of a Dunbar number. I think pinkie would have a hard time with coronavirus and watch out if she deflates.
Still better than Trump or Biden
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I'm actually an Imperialistic Fascist Nationalist...EQUESTRIA THE GREATEST NATION SHALL BE THE ONLY NATION.
Pinkie's chances of winning the presidency are the same as a super intelligent lab mouse winning.
I'd vote for her over Hillary any day
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Um, no. That is actual fact. Pinkie Pie cannot run for President in any way, shape, or form. Unless it's the Equestria Girls Pinkie Pie of course. Then it's legal.
Yes, I'm being a stick in the mud. But even Pinkie Pie, for all her randomness, would not do this if it wasn't legal.
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What are you, a lawyer? Of course she can run. Just wait and see. Note to self, finish writing chapter.