There was nothing in all Equestria that could express how fantastic this experience was. For the Mane Six, Spike, and Cheese Sandwich, this one room in Willy Wonka’s amazing factory was filled to the brim with all the candy one could possibly imagine. They explored every square inch of this room, partaking in all the amazing candy wonders it held. From the lollipop trees, the candy pumpkins, and the mint grass, every single morsel in the entire room was delicious.
Twilight, with Spike on her back, strolled through the Chocolate Room admiring its beauty. She had her fill of sweets, whereas for Spike… It did not take much to know he had too much. There he laid, sprawled along Twilight’s back, clutching his bulging belly and bits of candy stuck to his face. He gave a tiny belch, groaning in the process.
“I think I bit off a little more than I can chew,” He said, slurred.
“’A little’?” Twilight spoke, shaking her head. “I told you to take it slow and steady.”
“I couldn’t help myself,” Spike responded. “It was just so good!”
Spike’s tiny head flopped back, as he drifted off into a miniature candy coma. Twilight giggled at the little dragon, as she walked through the Chocolate Room. As she approached the river, she could not help but admire the beauty of it all. She leaned down for a good hard look, giving a good sniff. The aroma of chocolate wafted through her nostrils, as she pulled her head back smiling blissfully.
“Mr. Wonka is an absolute genius to create such an amazing place,” Twilight remarked.
Suddenly, she heard footsteps close behind her and turned her head. Stepping close behind is Mrs. Gloop, the large woman looms over the lavender alicorn princess.
“Look at you, running a-mock in a chocolate factory,” Mrs. Gloop scoffed, grimacing. “Back in Duselheim, we’d cook you up and eat you with a side of Schnitzel.”
The woman’s attitude towards Twilight angered her. She had done absolutely nothing to deserve that kind of talk; nonetheless, she held her tongue as she walked away with a glare.
“Rude…” Twilight muttered.
Meanwhile, Mrs. Gloop looked down toward the river grimacing as the rest of the group came by.
“What a disgusting, dirty river,” Mrs. Gloop sneered.
Mr. Salt nodded in agreement.
“It’s industrial waste that,” He remarked, turning to Wonka. “You’ve ruined your watershed, Wonka. It’s polluted.”
“It’s chocolate,” Mr. Wonka responded.
Hearing him say this, the children and group of ponies wandered toward the edge of the river for a closer look.
“That’s chocolate?!” Veruca asked, disgusted.
“That’s chocolate,” Charlie said, amazed.
“A chocolate river!” Violet said, bewildered.
Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich stared with wide eyes and enormous smiles.
“Ohmygoshisthatriverreallymadeofchocolatebecauseifitisthatissounbelieveablyamazknglyfantastically...”
Pinkie’s rapid rambling was cut off by a cyan blue hoof, placed directly over her muzzle. Rainbow Dash, rubbing her aching temple with one hoof, held Pinkie’s mouth with the other.
“Pinkie Pie, I think you’ve had too much candy since we’ve been here,” Rainbow groaned.
Pinkie tried continuing her excessive rambling behind Rainbow’s hoof, only for a bunch of muffled nonsense to emerge. Cheese gave Pinkie a soft pat on the back.
“Didn’t even know Pinkie could stuff so much candy at once,” He remarked, proudly. “Guess this ole boy’s got work cut out for me.”
“I must confess Mr. Wonka; this is one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen!” Rarity complimented.
“Every drop of the river, ten thousand gallons an hour, is hot, melted chocolate of the finest quality,” Mr. Wonka stated proudly. “And look at my waterfall; that’s the most important feature. Its mixing my chocolate, its actually churning my chocolate, makes it light and frothy. You know no other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall.”
Mr. Wonka kneels beside Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie, who lean over to hear what he has to say.
“But it’s the only way if you want it just right,” He whispered to them.
Both of their eyes widened, in further amazement and joy. This was definitely something they swore to remember in the future. Having a chocolate river mixed and churned by a waterfall in Equestria would make for the greatest feature for every pony. Soon enough, their thoughts were interrupted when Charlie noticed something across the river.
“Grandpa, look over there across the river!”
Every pony peered across the chocolate river, as a group of small men emerged carrying giant sacks of sugar. The oddest part was just how these little men appeared: With their orange faces and bright green hair. Everyone was amazed, having never seen anything like this before.
“What is it?” Veruca asked.
“Why their little men!” Fluttershy smiled.
“Jumping crocodiles!” Grandpa Joe gasped.
“Well, now we know who makes the chocolate!” Rainbow deduced.
“I never saw anybody with an orange face before,” Mr. Salt said, dumbfounded.
“What are they doing there?” Mrs. Teevee asked.
“It must be creaming and sugaring time,” Mr. Wonka answered.
“Well, they can’t be real people,” Violet said.
“Of course, they’re real people,” Mr. Wonka responded.
“Stuff and nonsense,” Mr. Salt scoffed.
“No, Oompa-Loompas.”
The entire group turned on their heels, staring at Mr. Wonka with upmost confusion.
“Oompa-Loompas?” They all asked, in unison.
“Imported, direct from Loompaland,” Mr. Wonka smiled, nodding.
“Loompaland?” Mrs. Teevee questioned. “There’s no such place!”
This caused every pony, and Spike, having just awoke from his coma, to stare at the woman with narrowed eyes.
“Well, what do you make of us and our home world of Equestria?” Twilight challenge.
“Oh please,” Mrs. Teevee smirked, looking at Twilight. “You’re probably just a bunch of animatronics Mr. Wonka made up to draw more people. It’s all one huge publicity stunt, honestly!”
Rainbow Dash’s eyes twitched, as she prepared to charge.
“Why you…”
Just as she made to charge, Mr. Wonka’s cane slapped the ground in front of her. She looks up toward the man, who shook his head slowly, as if to say, ‘Not worth it’. Rainbow took a moment to breathe, before stepping back toward her friends. Mr. Wonka looked back towards Mrs. Teevee.
“Excuse me, my dear lady…”
“Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of high-school geography,” Mrs. Teevee smirked, smugly. “And I’m here to tell you—”
“Oh well, then you’ll know all about it, and, oh, what a terrible country it is,” Mr. Wonka interrupts, explaining. “The whole place is nothing but either thick jungles or desolate wastes, infested by the most dangerous beasts in the entire world. Hornswogglers and snozzwangers and those terrible, wicked whangdoodles. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobblged up right away. A Whangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it.”
Fluttershy gasped loudly, covering her muzzle with her hooves.
“Oh, the poor little dears,” She whimpered.
“Indeed,” Mr. Wonka nodded. “It’s so dangerous, you’ll never find it on ‘any’ map.”
“Then why the hay would ya go to such a place if it’s so dangerous?” Applejack asked.
“Because years ago, I myself went to Loompaland searching for exotic new flavors for candy,” Mr. Wonka answered. “Instead… I found the Oompa-Loompas; actually, they found me.”
This drew everyone’s interest, including some of the kids as they stood beside the ponies and Spike.
“The Oompa-Loompas lived in treehouses to escape from the fierce creatures who lived below,” Mr. Wonka continued. “They ate nothing but green caterpillars, which tasted revolting.”
“Green… Caterpillars…” Spike gulped, eyes widening.
“Mm-hmm. The Oompa-Loompas looked for other things to mash up with the caterpillars to make them taste better: Red beetles, the bark of the bong-bong tree. All of them beastly, but not quite so beastly as the caterpillars.”
Now Spike had eaten worms before that one time when he ate those ‘baked bads’ Applejack and Pinkie Pie put together years ago. But his stomach rumbled from all the candy he ate, and he felt he was going to throw up, as he desperately covered his mouth with his claws. Mr. Wonka paused quickly, taking a tiny pipe whistle from his coat pocket, and blew a quick tune. An Oompa-Loompa emerged with an empty sack, silently handing it to Spike before resuming his work
“Thanks pal,” Spike muttered.
Then with one big heave, Spike chucked the contents into the bag as everyone else looked away. Even the parents could barely keep a straight face, as Spike literally lost everything he ate. He peers his eyes briefly while he kept the bag over his mouth.
“Please proceed…” Spike wheezed.
“… But the food they longed for the most was the cocoa bean,” Mr. Wonka concluded.
“Cocoa Bean?” Twilight asked.
“It’s those tiny beans from which chocolate is made of,” Pinkie Pie replied. “Been taught that since I was an itty-bitty, twinkie-pinkie! They are sooooooo good!”
“They sure are, my dear,” Mr. Wonka nodded. “An Oompa-Loompa was lucky if he found three or four cocoa beans a year. But, oh, how they craved them. All they would ever think about was cocoa beans. So, I told the chief that day, ‘Come and live with me in peace, where you can have all the cocoa beans you want. Away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers, and Snozzwangers, and rotten Vermicious Knids!”
“Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids?” Mr. Salt scoffed, in disbelief. “What kind of rubbish is that?”
“I’m sorry but all questions must be submitted in writing,” Mr. Wonka said, seriously.
Rainbow Dash tried to stifle a laugh at Mr. Wonka’s comeback, while Twilight gave her a light elbow to the ribs to keep her quiet.
“My, that’s certainly a very ‘interesting’ story to say the least, Mr. Wonka,” Rarity said.
“Indeed, it is, my dear,” Mr. Wonka replied. “And so, in the greatest of secrecy, I transported the entire population of Oompa-Loompas to my factory. They are such wonderful workers. I feel I must warn you, though, they are rather mischievous. Always making jokes.”
“Hey daddy, I want an Oompa-Loompa!” Veruca told her father. “I want you to get me an Oompa-Loompa right away!”
“Alright Veruca, alright. I’ll get you one before the day’s out.”
“I want an Oompa-Loompa now!” Veruca whined.
“Can it, you nit!” Violet snapped at Veruca.
“Yeah, I agree with gumball here,” Spike added, peering up. “How’s about spending one day without whining or complaining? You’d be doing us a favor.”
Veruca shot them both an angry glare before taking a bite out of a taffy leaf.
“Mmm… This stuff is terrific!”
Everyone turns toward the source of the voice, noticing Augustus drinking from the chocolate river with his bare hands.
“Grandpa, look at Augustus!” Charlie pointed out.
“Don’t worry, he can’t drink it all,” Grandpa Joe assured.
Rarity wrinkled her nose in disgust, seeing such terrible manners. Not to mention such a vulgar display as he gulped the chocolate without a care in the world.
“Oh my, how revolting!” She complained.
“Augustus, sweetheart, save some room for later,” Mrs. Gloop said.
Mr. Wonka, on the other hand, seemed rather distressed and frantic, trying to get around the group.
“Oh, uh, Augustus, please, don’t do that!” Mr. Wonka said, frantically. “My chocolate must never be touched by human hands.”
Augustus, however, completely ignored Mr. Wonka, as he proceeds to use both hands to scoop up the chocolate.
“Plea—Don’t do that! Don’t do that; you’re contaminating my entire river! Please, I beg you, Augustus!”
Unfortunately, Augustus leaned a slight too far over the edge and fell straight into the river. Mrs. Gloop and the others screamed seeing the poor boy fall in.
“Man overboard!” Mike said.
“My chocolate!” Mr. Wonka yelled.
Augustus popped out of the river, desperately trying to swim his way to the edge but with little success.
“Help!” He cried.
“My chocolate!” Mr. Wonka cried, in despair. “My beautiful chocolate!”
The ponies and little baby dragon looked toward the man, as though he were crazy.
“A boy just fell into that there river and may very well be in danger and all ya’ll care about is the chocolate?” Applejack asked, in disbelief.
“Help!” Augustus cried again.
“Don’t just stand there; do something!” Mrs. Gloop begged.
Wonka just looked off into space, as though he didn’t care much for the situation.
“Help. Police. Murder.”
The ponies, tired of standing around and doing nothing, decided to spring into action and help the young boy.
“Rainbow, you and Fluttershy see if you can pull Augustus out!” Twilight commanded.
“On it chief!” Rainbow salutes.
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy flew over the chocolate river, slowly hovering until they were just above Augustus, who looks up in amazement.
“Grab on, kid!” Rainbow yelled.
Augustus reached out, grabbing the two ponies by their hind legs. Rainbow and Fluttershy flap their wings frantically, trying to pull Augustus out of the river. It was all in vain, however, as they found themselves unable to move at all.
“I-I-It’s not working, Rainbow!” Fluttershy gasped, exhausted.
“No wonder we’re not moving,” Rainbow remarked, looking down. “He’s too fat!”
“Come on back, ya’ll!” Applejack called out. “Ah got an idea!”
“Don’t move, Gus!” Rainbow yelled. “She’s got a plan!”
“Where am I gonna go?!” Augustus yelled, struggling.
The two Pegasi flew back toward their friends, as Applejack pulls out her lasso twirling it in her teeth. She throws the rope and Augustus reaches out to grab it. Every pony got behind Applejack, grabbing each other’s tails one by one.
“Alright ya’ll, now pull!”
With all their might, the ponies, and even Spike, pulled the rope. But for some reason, they made no progress. It was though either some invisible force kept Augustus in place, or the chocolate was holding him down like wet cement. Either way, no matter how hard they pulled, they couldn’t get the boy out.
“This ain’t working!” Rainbow finally said.
Augustus lost his grip on the lasso, as Applejack reeled it back. Every pony collapsed from exhaustion, as Grandpa Joe hands Charlie a giant lollipop.
“Quick, Charlie, here!”
Charlie held out the lollipop over Augustus.
“Quick, Augustus, grab this!”
Augustus tried to grab the huge lollipop, but he sinks below the surface of the river. Everyone looked on, worried and in panic.
“What—What’s happening to him?” Mrs. Teevee asked, worried.
“It looks like he’s drowning,” Mr. Salt answered, noting the bubbles.
“Dive in!” Mrs. Gloop frantically cried, to Mr. Wonka. “Save him!”
“Oh, it’s too late,” Mr. Wonka said.
“Too late?”
“Oh, he’s had it now; the suction’s got him.”
“What suction?” Twilight asked.
“Augustus, come back!” Mrs. Gloop shouted. “Where is he?”
“Watch the pipe,” Mr. Wonka pointed.
Sure enough, they helplessly watched as the bubbles were drawing back toward a nearby pipe in the Chocolate River, which appeared to be sucking in the chocolate.
“How long is he going to stay down, Daddy?” Veruca asked.
“He can’t swim!” Mrs. Gloop wailed.
“There’s no better time to learn,” Mr. Wonka replied.
“There’s his coat going up the pipe!” Mike pointed.
“Call a plumber!” Mr. Beauregarde remarked.
“Call the fire brigade!” Cheese Sandwich added.
They watched as Augustus slowly rose up the pipe, all that could be seen was his clothes getting pushed by gallons of chocolate below.
“It’s a wonder how that pipe is big enough,” Rarity observed.
“It isn’t big enough,” Charlie spoke. “He’s slowing down.”
“He’s stuck in the pipe there, isn’t he, Wonka?” Mr. Salt asked. “It’s his stomach that’s done that.”
“No kidding!” Rainbow Dash muttered.
Sure enough, Augustus Gloop found himself stuck in the middle of the pipe struggling to move. His face and hair were smudged with the chocolate as he cried out for aid.
“Heeelllp!” Augustus screamed. “Heeelllp!”
“He’s blocking all the chocolate!” Violet cried out.
“Well, what happens now?” Grandpa Joe asked.
“Oh, the pressure’ll get him out,” Mr. Wonka explained. “Terrific pressure is building up behind the blockage.”
“I wonder how long it’s gonna take him to push through,” Fluttershy wondered, worried.
“The suspense is terrible,” Mr. Wonka replied, eating a piece of chocolate. “I hope it’ll last.”
“He’s, he’s gonna go up this time,” Mr. Salt observed. “He—he—Go on, boy, go on!”
“This is terrible!” Mrs. Gloop wailed.
“He’ll never get out!” Charlie spoke.
“Yes, he will, Charlie,” Grandpa Joe assured, pointing. “Watch. Remember you once aske dme how a bullet comes out of a gun?”
Sure enough, all that built up pressure pushes Augustus Gloop quickly up the pipe as the suction resumes it’s natural pace. But when they tried looking up, the boy was gone, lost within the pipes.
“He’s gone!” Mrs. Gloop cried. “He’ll be made into marshmallows in five seconds!”
“Impossible, my dear lady, that’s absurd!” Mr. Wonka argued. “Unthinkable!”
“Why?”
“Because that pipe doesn’t go to the marshmallow room; it goes to the fudge room.”
“THE FUDGE ROOM?!” The ponies and Spike cried.
“Yep,” Mr. Wonka replied. “It just so happens to lead directly to the room where I make delicious strawberry-flavored, chocolate-coated fudge.”
“Then he will be made into strawberry-flavored, chocolate-coated fudge?” Pinkie asked.
“And selling him by the pound all over the world?” Cheese added.
“Oh no, no, no, no, no,” Mr. Wonka shook his head. “I wouldn’t allow it; the taste would be terrible. Could you imagine Augustus-flavored, chocolate-coated Gloop?”
Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich thought for a moment, an image of the little German Boy coated in hot chocolate. The very image of it made them quiver.
“Yeah… I don’t think any pony would buy it,” Pinkie shuddered. “Not even if it had marshmallows… Or sprinkles… Or chimi-cherry sauce.”
“You terrible pony!” Mrs. Gloop glared.
“HEY, WATCH IT LADY!!!” Rainbow shouts, to Gloop’s face. “THAT IS MY BEST FRIEND AND SHE IS AWESOME!”
“Aw… Dashie!” Pinkie sighed.
While all this was going on, Mr. Wonka takes out his pipe whistle and once more plays a short tune as another Oompa-Loompa comes closer.
“I want you to take Mrs. Gloop straight to the Fudge Room, okay?” Mr. Wonka instructs. “Help her find her son. Take a long stick and start poking around in the big chocolate-mixing barrel but look sharp! Or her little boy is liable to get poured into the boiler.”
“The boiler?!” Twilight and Spike shout.
“You’ve boiled him up, I know it!” Mrs. Gloop accused.
“Nihil desperandum [Nothing to despair], dear lady,” Mr. Wonka assured. “Across the desert lies the promised land. Goodbye, Mrs. Gloop. Adieu! Auf wiedersehen! Gesundheit. Farewell.”
Reluctantly, Mrs. Gloop followed the Oompa-Loompa as he led her toward the Fudge Room where she hopes to recover her lost boy. Just then, another tune draws the group toward the opposite side of the river where the rest of the Oompa-Loompas were still working. As if that wasn’t enough, they start singing an odd tune.
https://m.By the end of the song, the Oompa-Loompas made their way through a small door cut into the side of a stone wall and sealed it tightly as they left. Everyone in the group, especially Twilight, were baffled by what they just witnessed.
“What the hay just happened?” Twilight asked.
“I have no idea,” Pinkie shook her head. “Personally, I liked the jazzier version better.”
Every pony and Spike turned toward Pinkie Pie, Twilight raising an eyebrow at the random remark.
“Really?”
This was a great chapter, especially incorporating the mane 6 in as they attempt to save Augustus. I like how Cheese and Pinkie also seem to have very quickly bonded with Wonka, you showed he was mostly speaking to them about the river.
True, the jazz version was more catchy; weird though that Applejack couldn't pull Augustus out of the river.
Not only do our heroes get experience the Chocolate Factory from the inside, while some parents initially think they are just filthy animals or animatronics as a publicity stunt, they encounter one of the most unique specimens in this dimension: The Oompa-Loompas. Wonka's chosen few to replace all the workers he fired, in exchange for giving them all the cocoa beans they could ever eat (Thus combining both elements of the 'Willy Wonka' movies into one story). And it is also here where we see the number of children start to dwindle one-by-one. Ironically enough, the first to go is Augustus Gloop, the first kid to find his Golden Ticket, whose incurable need to consume every bit of food in front of him ultimately has him falling into the chocolate river and sucked up the pipes leading toward the fudge room. Any worse for the boy and his fate would be like the West End production in which they'd be digging for bones inside the fudge.
But anyways, what we at least attempted to do was have the ponies spring into action to save the boy, and not make it like one of those crossovers where the characters just watch the events happen. Acknowledging how Applejack's own strength wasn't enough to save the boy, there is definitely some mysterious circumstances at work. Either the chocolate is so hot and thick that the boy could not be pulled out or there is some strange force that is determined to see the feature played out despite the involvement of the ponies. Hopefully, the boy does end up fine even though the random singing by the Oompa-Loompas makes this whole scenario feel 'rehearsed', as if everyone in the factory already knew it would happen (Hence why they made no effort to help the boy). No doubt the ponies will be a 'tiny' bit suspicious.
Still, this was a fun chapter overall and I look forward to how the rest of the story pans out.
Awesome chapter I like the jazzy version
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Still at least they acknowledged that wonka wasn't going to leave him there
Great chapter! Nice interactions from the ponies! One child is lost, only four remain! Next is down the river!
Yeah, i agree with pinkie on the jazz version.
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Yes, this is true. He did make that acknowledgment, as kooky as he may be.
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We had a good feeling that Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich would form a strong bond with Mr. Willy Wonka. After all, going into the factory was something Pinkie Pie hoped to do and Cheese wanted to make sure that there was some way of getting in because he truly cares about her deeply (Even when it seems she's oblivious). If anything, Pinkie and Cheese are the main few whom Wonka has the most attention on because they seem the most enthusiastic of the ponies when it comes to his chocolate.
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While we did 'talk' about using the Jazz version, we did attempt to remain true to the original project even if we 'could' incorporate some elements from the remake. But rest assured, regardless of what we might or not use, we are determined to make this story an entertaining installment for the series.
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Fair enough. Still, it seems like he knows more about why Pinkie's here than he's letting on. I mean, he did whisper the secret of the waterfall to her and Cheese.
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Maybe he does, maybe he doesn't. After all, the signs did start when he specifically asked the ponies to come into the factory despite not having won the tickets. And the ponies just happened to be in that one newspaper Willy Wonka brought along, which some fans would wonder as to whether it was one everyone else's paper or not. Whatever the case may be, we know this is building up for the big reveal. But in the meantime, getting to explore the factory despite what the other guests say may be the only means for Pinkie to find something to get Sugar Cube Corner the customers the Cakes desperately need for them to stay in business and for her to have a good reason to stay in Ponyville. I mean, 'sure' she could bunk with one of her friends... But I don't think even Pinkie Pie wants to feel like a free-loader or whatever's the appropriate term.
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Sound reasoning. I can't wait to see what this "big reveal" is. Anyway, I at least hope we get some more CheesePie out of this. They're adorable together.
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That's the plan with this project, exploring the 'CheesePie' pairing and how it all lead up to what we see in their future. But like any romance, we don't want to rush into the straight forward 'I love you'. As the most powerful friendship in the world, as I like to call it, I've expressed to my partner, Mr. Enigma, how love must be handled delicately and we agreed that a natural build-up is in order (Without being 'too' stereotypical as most romantic novels). We definitely have ideas on how to explore this pairing further but for now there's a whole factory left to explore.
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Indeed there is! And I cannot wait to explore it through this story.
In trouble, that’s where.
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so true.
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Yeah, we tried to include some additional interaction for this part. Considering that the boy really doesn't have a ton of lines. True, he makes a porker of himself and in some ways he can be a bit snobby and rude like his mom. But the fact that the ponies actually made some effort to try and save him only goes to demonstrate that they are always wiling to help a person especially if they aren't truly evil. Otherwise, what would be said about the ponies if they left the boy to drown in the chocolate even if he brought this on himself?
But as Willy Wonka would say in any version of the story... He'll be fine (Hopefully).
Hahahah! Gene Wilder always had the best funny lines as Mr. Wonka.
Tim Burton's Oompa Loompa songs are good, but you gotta give credit to the original ones. I know all the songs' lyrics from my head.
There's gonna be a lot of garbage today.
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Yes Gene Wilder has the most memorable lines in this movie and I will admit the songs, even the repetitive 'Oompa-Loompa' numbers, are just as memorable and ones fans will instantly recognize. So of course, we did have to include them.
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We got a ways to go before we get there, but yes I get the metaphor. After all, it's not just one kid that is missing out on the prize due to failing to relieve themselves of their own habits.
I like how the reaction of the ponies for see the chocolates.
I am looking for the next chapter for the scary part...
That was awesome, and at least the girls tried to save him, but his weight was too much for them to carry or pull. And now I look forward to see the reactions in the tunnel of hell. I can imagine during the scary scenes Rarity clings to Spike who despite being squeezed to death doesn't care as long as Rarity's holding him
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Yes, by this point everyone knows what's coming. It's arguably the most infamous moment in the movie.
Practically a 'Big Lipped Alligator Moment' when something so strange happens that almost has nothing to do with the plot and nobody talks about it.
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For Spike, that would be a dream come true I'm not going to deny that.
Another great chapter! And good riddance to the Gloops, too, especially the mother for making a rude remark about Twilight.
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Good riddance to bad rubbish is what I say. They make part-Germans like myself look bad for having an attitude like that.
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join the club buddy!
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It is indeed a great chapter!!
Can't wait for the commentary, dude!
“It’s industrial waste that,” He remarked, turning to Wonka. “You’ve ruined your watershed, Wonka. It’s polluted.”
“It’s chocolate,” Mr. Wonka responded.
Nostalgia critic: no its not.
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Yeah we know the story, that it wasn't really chocolate they used for the movie. But why spoil the moment for our fans?
If anything, we feel our readers can simply imagine the chocolate that they used from the remake. Hence why we added a few lines from the remake, specifically Wonka's description of his chocolate.
But I will admit... Back then, The Nostalgia Critic had some funny moments with 'Willy Wonka'.
Oh yeah, and there goes Augustus. The next scene will be a big NIGHTMARE, if you catch my drift.
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Here it is!
NOTE: Remember: bolded words are corrections.
Starlight: (giggles) Oh, Spike.
Trixie: (happily) The Great and Powerful Trixie couldn't agree more.
Celestia: (angrily) How dare she speak to Twilight that way!
Luna: (likewise) She will pay for this, I swear!
Cutie Mark Crusaders: (with wide, shimmering eyes and enormous smiles, in unison) That's chocolate!
Smolder: (smiling in amazement) Choco-river is right!
Group watching movie (minus Maud and Mudbriar): (in unison) Ooooh!
Celestia: (surprised) Holy mother of me!
Luna: (likewise) Great constellations!
Sandbar: Look at that, you guys!
Ocellus: What curious creatures!
Apple Bloom: Case closed, Cutie Mark Crusaders! We solved the mystery of who's been making the chocolate regardless of the fact that Wonka got rid of his workers long ago!
Sweetie and Scootaloo: (in unison) Yeah!
Celestia: A mystery about Wonka and his chocolate factory, huh? I think Twilight and her friends will have to explain all that to me when they return. (smiles happily) Nevertheless, well done, Cutie Mark Crusaders.
Sweetie: Thank you, Princess Celestia.
Group: (in unison) Oompa Loompas?
Wind Sprint: What are Oompa Loompas?
Starlight: Yeah, what she said.
All Equestrians: (angrily, in unison) WHAT?!?!
Gallus: (enraged) How dare she call Twilight and her friends animatronics!!!
Discord: I'll teach her a lesson! I'll use my chaos to towel snap her in the butt!
Celestia: Don't do it, Discord. (whispers a bit darkly) Not until I give the signal.
Discord: Right. Perhaps a later scene will do. Like, uh... (gasps in excitement before grinning devilishly) ...the tunnel scene! Especially during when it gets scary!
Celestia: (smirks devilishly) Perfect!
Foals, Young Six, Garble, Gabby and Terramar: (disgusted, in unison) Eeewww!!
Garble: Man, poor kid. Can't blame him for doing that from hearing that disgusting thing Wonka described.
Smolder: Took the words right outta my mouth, Gar-Gar.
Scootaloo: (laughs) That dumb Salt father deserved that comeback!
Silver Spoon: (giggles) You said it!
Apple Bloom: We agree with Violet, too! Veruca's complaining is makin' mah ears bleed!
Sweetie: Mine, too!
Scootaloo: And mine!
Sweetie: Man, he is SUCH a pig!
Cutie Mark Crusaders: Uh-oh!
Apple Bloom: (dryly) Seriously?
Scootaloo: Go, Rainbow Dash!
Ocellus: Hurry, Fluttershy!
Apple Bloom: Ah can't believe it! Not even Applejack's tactic could pull him out!
Discord: Ah, who cares about the fat pig anyway.
Luna: Yeah, serves him right.
Discord: Call the marines! The fire department! THE POLICE!
Luna: Call the royal guard!
Celestia: No, no, Luna, no false alarms.
Luna: Oh, right. (giggles) Sorry. I almost made a mistake.
Silver Spoon: I wonder that, too.
Scootaloo: WHOA! Shot like a rocket!
Rumble: Yeah, that was awesome!
Group: THE FUDGE ROOM?!
Discord: I most certainly agree. Not even I would eat such a thing.
Scootaloo: YOU TELL HER, RAINBOW DASH!
Discord: That does it! The fat pig jerk is gonna get it!
Starlight: And good riddance!
Discord: And one last thing. (snaps fingers)
(Then a cartoon mallet appeared over Mrs. Gloop and whacked her on the head with a silly thunk sound.)
Mrs. Gloop: OWW!
(Then the mallet hit her a couple more times on the head, each with a silly clunk sound, getting her dazed. All while the Oompa Loompa and everyone else in the movie didn't even notice.)
[NOTE: Like what happened with Jaq and the key in Disney's Cinderella.)
Celestia: (giggles) Nice one!
Discord: Jazzier version, huh? Well, then, how about we perform it?
Celestia: By all means, Discord.
Luna: Go right ahead.
Discord: Then lights... camera... (snaps fingers) ...ACTION!
(With the power of chaos, the room turned into the Chocolate Room from the 2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory film while every creature- except Celestia and Luna- ran to position as music started playing.)
Discord: Hope you don't mind if I summon some friends from my realm, just for background singing!
Garble: Go for it, D!
(Then some abnormal creatures from Discord's realm appeared from the portals into the Chocolate Room. It wasn't long before they and the others getting into position reached their spots and began to dance in sync as they started singing.)
All: (singing)
Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop!
The great big greedy nincompoop!
Augustus Gloop!
So big and vile
So greedy, foul, and infantile
'Come on!' we cried, 'The time is ripe
To send him shooting up the pipe!
Big Mac: (singing)
But don't, dear children, be alarmed
All: (singing)
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed,
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed
(The singing creatures continued their dance number as the CMC, Toola Roola, Coconut Cream, Wind Sprint, Rumble, Ocellus, Smolder, Silverstream, Rainbow Harmony, Pizzelle, Patty Peppermint, Citrine Spark, Shimmy Shake and Lighthoof all put on swimming caps before diving into the chocolate river. They swim around it as if in an Esther Williams film, making a snow angel movement.)
Starlight: (singing)
Although, of course, we must admit
Trixie: (singing)
He will be altered quite a bit
Starlight: (singing)
Slowly wheels go round and round
Trixie: (singing)
And cogs began to grind and pound
All: (singing)
We boil him for a minute more,
Until we're absolutely sure
Then out he comes! And now! By grace!
A miracle has taken place!
A miracle has taken place!
This greedy brute, this louse's ear,
Is loved by people everywhere!
For who could hate or bear a grudge
Against a luscious bit of fudge?"
(The song ends as the chaotic creatures headed back into the portal while the group got offstage.)
Celestia: Excellent number.
Luna: Well done.
Discord: Thank you very much.
(Discord snapped his fingers, and everything was back to the theater setting it was before the group resumed watching the movie.)
Apple Bloom: That was fun!
Sweetie: You said it! Can we do it again?
Discord: Yes, for the next few numbers. Now, back to the movie!
Sandbar: Oh boy!
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Is the bitch part really necessary
Wait a minute, i just realized something, this is a mix of the 1971 and 2005 movies.
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Yeah it will. Wait till you see what we have in mind for the boat ride.
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Thanks for adding your own take on that jazzy version of the song. I knew someone would get it up somehow.
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That's the general idea.
Isn't it neat?
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You are very welcome. In fact, I have an idea for my side story. How's about my group doing the alternate versions of the Oompa Loompa songs, hmm?
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Fixed it.
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Yeah
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Once again, you have graced us with your magical touch! Everytime you post, its done to perfection! keep it up!
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We will see. That depends on what Mr. Enigma and I have planned for the new chapters. You will know in due time.
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Did you looked at my comment, and thanks, I watched the nostalgia critic old vs new with willy wonka and the chocolate factory vs charlie and the chocolate factory
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Ugh, I hate that Nostalgia Critic episode. I love the new better than the old.
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I was more of a fan of the older movie than the new one and mostly because I found Gene Wilder's character more likeable than Johnny Depp's portrayal. But to be fair, the Everlasting Gobstopper in the remake is better looking than the one in the original.
Hmm... I'll have to talk to Mr. Enigma about that when we get around to working the next few chapters.
Hey, here's an idea; how about in the tunnel, Twilight and her friends not only see the weird horrors of the movie but their worst villains and biggest mistakes created by friendship. Like Twilight abandoning the sirens
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I'm somewhere in the middle
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Twilight abandoning the Sirens? I don't remember that part.
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It's my POV. When Twilight research them, she decided to attack them without reason with them and after she and her human friends destroyed their gems, she didn't even try to talk to them or gave them friendship like she did with Sunset. My reason is; if you're not a pony, you're not worth it. I know its sounds racist but tell me, when was the time Twilight try to make friends with a creature of a different race for the first time and not after someone else made friends with them?
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… Yeah, we are not using that. Sorry man.