Sure could go for an ice cold racial equality right about now.
This story is a sequel to Three Powerful Sorceresses (and Trixie) Walk into a Bar
Starlight wants some furniture. Trixie misunderstands her intentions.
Part of the DrunkLight series.
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Beautiful.
I can't say perfect though, because it's missing the IKEA meatballs.
Goddamn I love me some KÖTTBULLAR.
Please write more in this 'verse.
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I've got a big old document filled with plans. Don't you worry.
IKEA is a really weird store to wander through. Also I was betting on the frog of her hoof.
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There too, obviously. The real trick is to keep moving them so that they're always somewhere that Starlight's just checked.
More! Also, funny!
*Sees title of story*
*Immediately clicks on it.*
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Satisfy those meatball cravings during the pandemic lock-down from the comfort of your home/flat/dorm/van down by the river
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This was just too funny. I'm not sure I can pick out a specific part as my favorite, because I was laughing all the way through. Although, Starlight being totally oblivious to what Trixie was thinking she was implying was definitely adorable. As was Trixie buying the hanger first. Also loved all the jokes about IKEA's dumb naming conventions and generally DIY madness. (God, I hate IKEA. Except for the meatballs. Mmmm, Swedish meatballs.)
amazing
I remember assembly furniture once although got it from Walmart not ikea.
Can you really say you're a couple if you've never argued in an IKEA store and summoned
a demonme while trying to pronounce their product names?This made me crack up! My room has four Billy bookshelves and a Kalax, plus I love building IKEA stuff.
Although I do worry that one day I'm going to open up a box to find twenty screws, an axe, and a map of the nearest forest.
That is a really elaborate plan just to scam two mares. I mean, they own a casino, you'd think they have better things to do.