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I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

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Anon… you only bang MILFs, remember?

Does it count if you know they're going to be a future MILF? Pinkie's just not "seasoned" enough yet. :)

Here early. Fuck yeah. I know this is gonna be great before I even read it. Thanks!

Damnit I really wanna read more fics with the moms but I hate anon stories sooooo much

Haven't read any of that series yet, but I wonder... will it be necromancy or time magic for him to bang AJ's mom? :pinkiecrazy:

Commence the traditional snu-snu Anon-ending!

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The Pies will snu-snu him to death, of course. And there will be Pear Butter.

Twilight Velvet will then bring him back with magic and sheer thirstiness.

I sense that his family name will be Cream-pie.

You just had to do it to 'em...
Not that I'm complaining, of course.

I normally don't like this kind of sex, but after your other stories...
You've piqued my interest...

I can't find the 'Anon Bangs Twilight Velvet' story you mentioned in the description. At least I can't find it in your stories.

The Cloud Thickens chapter has 1 word in it if you don't know.

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Don't scare me like that... :fluttershyouch:

Coal + Marble = Diamond!
Now if only that worked in Minecraft...

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Ah, I meant that in the sense of the Anon Bangs series, not forever forever stories

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This is a good idea... But I'm gonna follow the shoutingisfun canon

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If you get a case of diamond dick from putting it in her pooper though... you'll regret it.

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I fixed it... there was a duplicated chapter. Thanks for pointing it out though!

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Hey now, if it's been cleaned... who can complain?

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Not like it needed to be said that it was clean.

My fear defeated my boner.

Anon censoring his swearing was fantastic :rainbowlaugh:

Terrifying and hot at the same time. Well done!

Cloudy is best Alpha Mare.

I love your writing and this story was great, I just wish I liked femdom even a little. Oh well, Anon came out on top in the end.

The rock cider recipe legit sounds like concrete

Buckle up Anon, because you're going for a ride.

"fff-fiddlesticks" is he becoming equius?

"my job… to break you" yep he fucked.

I like where this is going.

Also, are we ever getting a story about Velvet? She is the best MILF, after all.

Bruv was gunna need an MSA 10028996 Full Face Respirator,Bayonet,S if he went on any longer.

Let's get a non-con tag please

HALT!

Ze Grammar Nazi Group has spotted a mistake!

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Anon opened his mouth to question but was silenced as the press of a warm, wet nose against the center of his balls made me[?] stiffen. Cloudy had buried her snout in his sack before taking a deep, snuffling inhale.

“Looks like you enjoy being tamed, Anonymous.” Marble[Cloudy] grinned derisively. “Would you like me to tame you?”

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If Limestone ever tried to put her hooves in my mouth to silence me, I would do either to things.
1. Clench my teeth on her hoof
2. Take the shotgun from her and shoot my way out like the fucking pie sisters are the freaks from Get Out

This was absolutely insane and I loved it
👍👍👍👍👍

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I don't think that hooves can feel the bite of human teeth. Also I doubt you'll be able to pull that shotgun from her, she's pretty tough.

I'd go for a kick to the gut, try to wind her.

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He's a bit scared to swear with his usually vituperousness with Cloudy about.

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In my stories, the girls always fall victim to the animality of a man/stallion.

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