After receiving a big, fat NO from Pinkie Pie's mom, Anon is worried that his mane-six MILF-quest was about to end in ignominious failure. Little did he know that, with a bit of Pinkie's help, he's about to become a breeding member of the Pie family.
Coal + Marble = Diamond!
Now if only that worked in Minecraft...
Anon censoring his swearing was fantastic
This just keeps getting better each chapter.