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dirty little secret


I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

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"Oh yeah Rainbow Dash! Tell me how much you love books!"

"What? Why?" :rainbowderp:

"Uh... no reason..."

9993096
Oh damn it!
:facehoof:
This is what I get for proofreading at 3am.

infidelity with permission

Translation: don't worry, he made sure Cadance was okay with it first.

9993108
Well, yeah.
For some reason, in pretty much every story I do with those two, they have an open marriage. ^.^

Just a comment on the general premise:
It's kind of funny to me how, if any of the mane 6 gets portrayed as a slut in fanfiction, it's usually Dash, with Pinkie right behind.

If anything, Dash would probably be the least likely to actually be a slut, considering her biggest thing is loyalty.

I'll leave another comment on the story itself when I get around to reading it.

9993145 Perhaps if the premise was:

Shining Armor hears that Rainbow Dash is a ~lesbian~. But what kind of pony would he be if he didn’t check to see if a rumor like that is true before believing it?

Basically the same setup for some ShiningDash.

9993156
Eh, as much more sense as that would probably make, I kind of prefer this as a premise.
It's the SoarinDash shipper in me.

9993156
lol, okay, let’s make it even more cliche...

9993145
I actually touch on the loyalty thing in the story...

9993110
In reality it does make sense. Cadance is the princess of love and technically he is spreading love so, it's ok either way you look at it. At least in my mind.

that was awesome :rainbowkiss:

rainbows last words to shining was rather funny xD

9993312
^.^ I think I’m really starting to like adding a little humor in before and after the clop!

I'm sure Rainbow was sure to share her treat with Cadence.

9993612
We’d probably need a sequel to be sure, though...

Well this was better/nicer than i had expected. Great job. There was actually some decent quality story to this which i was not expecting and it touched on a couple somewhat decent points about not just Shiny and Candace, but Dash as well. Which i think its pretty obvious that Dash would potentially be the type to ''get around'' (though not quite to the extent you portrayed as Dash would have some set of standards in order for one to ''qualify'') lol. But anyways its also refreshing that you acknowledge that due to her athletic build and abilities that Dash would have excellent body control and stamina when it comes to sex.

(edit i just now seen that this was a commission as well as most fics you do so no need to acknowledge the text below)

Which does lead me to ask if that some day you'd do a nice fic of Dash and Soarin screwing each others brains out. Because as you more or less eloquently stated in the fic Soarin would probably know more than anypony else on what its like boning Dash. being the top cock stud in the wonderbolts and one Dash's best friends ever that she so happens to work out with on a weekly basis for many years just so happens to have its perks. One would think that even in an open relationship they'd have a rigorous sex life. So much so that they have a rotating routine of what kinky shit they do on a given ''horizontal-no-pants-dance'' session. And also just imaging 2 sexy super athletic pegasi with incredible stamina and strength going at it....Makes me wet just thinking about it..............................Also they are both complete dorks! Lovable dorks, so it'd have to be a hot comedy, funny but sexy. lol

Now if you will excuse me. I have to run to the bathroom......:rainbowlaugh:

9993672
^.^ I try to have a bit of story in there as well!

(edit i just now seen that this was a commission as well as most fics you do so no need to acknowledge the text below)

Which does lead me to ask if that some day you'd do a nice fic of Dash and Soarin screwing each others brains out.

Well, if you’re interested in getting a commission done, you can find everything you need to know on my Grand Unified Commissions Sheet!

I saw a couple times where it said "him" instead of "me", but otherwise a nice sexy little story.

:facehoof:"Rainbow Dash!"
:rainbowderp: "Yes?"
:twilightangry2: "Prepare your plot!"
:rainbowkiss::heart: "Yes, please!"

9993145

Only if she has someone to be loyal to. Loyalty doesn't mean that the first person you screw you never stray from. It's the person that you're romantically involved with, with mutual agreement to be together (and likely some sort of monogamous agreement). Once she has that, she would not sleep around or do anything to hurt the person she's with knowingly.

Until then, she can be Equestria's fine-tuned racing bike.

9993723
This doesn't look like incest.

9994049

If you turn your head at the right angle... and then put Rainbow Dash in a purple onesie...

9994049

“So ... time to head back to Twiley's castle, then? They're making cake.” Rainbow grinned savagely. “Sure – first one back gets to fuck your wife!” Without waiting for me to respond, she shot off at the speed of light, leaving nothing but a rainbow blur – and a few white droplets – behind. In no particular hurry, I began lazily trotting back toward the castle.

Because the second one back to the castle gets to fuck Twiley.

9993753
Oh damn ... there are still a few of those left? It takes me a while to reliably get into a 1st person POV.

9993872
Well, looks like she’s about to learn a lesson about fucking Twiley’s brother and sister-in-law on the same day!

9994147
Oh damn ... I’m feeling an idea for a clopfic coming on.

9994159
Ha! You would go there, wouldn’t you?
(Not that I blame you, I guess. I’ve gone there often enough myself.)

That was nice enough, but damn, I gotta say: it's a good thing Shining's hot, because he has zero game.

When do we get to read the sequel(s)?

Okay, this is so wrong for all the right reasons. I mean it completely makes sense that they'd do something like this. :trixieshiftright:

9994321
I mean, have you seen him in the show? That description fits him perfectly!

9994405
Whenever my Patreon supporters demand it! ^.^

9994459
It’s a good picture, tho.

9994477
Who wouldn't? :rainbowwild:
Rhetorical question. We all know Twilight and Fluttershy wouldn’t. :fluttershyouch::facehoof:

“I just sat on a train for six hours, and now I've been sitting here in this castle.” I got up out of my seat – as comfortable as it was – and made a few theatric stretching motions. “It'll do me good to get out and stretch my legs a little bit.”

Due to Shining Armor being the captain of the royal guard, that statement can be more then less true. :rainbowlaugh:

9994713
Wait ... isn’t doing the opposite usually your thing?

9994725
Well, yeah!

Isn't "infidelity with permission" just swinging / open relationship? :rainbowderp:

9995423
Haven't read the fic yet, but from a general standpoint... kindof? I mean, my wife told me I could fuck one specific other person, but no one else. I don't really consider my relationship 'open', nor do I consider it 'swinging'. So there's certainly room for 'infidelity with permission' that isn't either of them.

To the author - Never thought I see the day shining armor going at it with one of his sister's pals...omg :pinkiegasp:
twilight and gossiping about her friends is so hilarious out of character it's funny.
(i'm not bashing twilight sparkle as a character!)
i haven't read any of your work or fics before, just saw it on the site in featured section and had to see what this all was about.

9996368
Well I hope you’ll try some of my other ones, too! ^.^

9996501
Actually...i did read a past fic of yours one chapter of Team Bonding but didn't know it was by the same author!
browsed though the stories you have don't interest me & aren't my taste/style for i mostly read m/m stories (but don't bash on other people's ships or pairings!)

9995419
Being nasty w taking to much toll on me. Or may I am trying to make up for some of sins before I die. But anywho better than being a dic don't you think.

So Cheese Sandwich kept Rainbow Dash screaming for a half-hour, according to Twilight.

Shining Armor kept at her for maybe five minutes, if we're being generous.

It looks like we know who the real "Boneless" is.

9996893
But are you really being a dick if everyone understands that you're doing it intentionally?

9996698
:twilightoops:

9996888
Ah, well, to each his own! ^.^
I think I only have one real m/m story, which is one of the very early ones: Something New

9997003
Well, not everybody can be a spectacular party pony ... in bed.

9997154
Yes. Very much so.
In some ways, doing it intentionally makes it worse.

9997154
Yes I was being a nasty dic. and am not the best pony . BUT! No longer I am going to do better . "We all must do better" FS.FOE

9997445
And surely the fact that you started getting reported to the mods instead of just downvoted is completely unrelated.

9997894
Well yes. I never been afraid of banning . I got my story down loaded on my PC and with a VPN I really cant be banned. Oh I have been reported to the mod for years, Hell I buck with the mods as much as I can. Now I am going to check you out and see if my last nasty replay will be worth the two week plus ban. Up date!!! Be gone Blank!!!! You are not worthy.

9998556
Of course, if you go too far, then eventually it becomes worth tracking down your real identity and arresting you. But for someone who's merely spamming at a rate of one comment per fic plus replies to replies, a VPN would probably be enough, yeah.

9998569
Arresting me...... Are you high? For what?

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