This story is a sequel to The Draconequus-To-Alicorn Talk
Out of nowhere, King Sombra returned to take over Equestria and turn everypony into his brainwashed servants. Sombra destroyed the Elements of Harmony, sealing his victory. Or so he thought.
After Discord tapped into a near-unstoppable power, the full power of Princess Twilight Sparkle, Sombra found himself in trouble.
Will Sombra's magic be enough to survive the Princess of Friendship's wrath? If he lives, how will Twilight punish him? And should she watch her back...?
This story takes place in the Season 9 premiere, but the events of the Season 5 premiere and Season 6 finale did not happen in the same way in the continuity of this story. However, enough will be explained to understand this story (and laugh) without needing to read its predecessor story, or the 2 stories before it, other than to learn more about what the changes are and why.
Here are the two stories that happened before this story's predecessor if you want to check them out for more laughs.
Nopony Interrupts My FRIENDSHIP SPEECH, Starlight Glimmer!!
Edit on 11/1/19: I edited the ending to be more funny than it was originally with a suggestion I got. This also meant I needed to bump up the story's rating from "E" to "T".
Hmm...not really sure this measures up, to be honest. Sorry, I just don’t have enough of a visceral hatred of Blueblood to think this compares to The Treatment or The Works.
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Thinking about it. I won't lie. I think I could've did better than that. One of those times I wish I had a "do-over".
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What if it were Zephyr Breeze?
I get the feeling if Blueblood was married to every mare, his back would be glowing from how whipped he'd be.
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I feel like that would be "The Omega"
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Nothing says you can't. Just rewrite it...with Molestia.
Okay, now do yourself a favor, and quit while you’re ahead
Good to know he’s so horrible to be Cthulhu levels of mind breaking.
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I wondered about re-writing 'that' part it to something better, but I may just leave it as it is.
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Oh, I am. I planned for this story to be the last part of this little mini-series.
.....I wanted something worse.....ps I can think of something worse.....
I don’t think I’ve ever rolled my eyes harder. Also, why are so many Gravity Falls stories in the similar section?
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No idea
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Good eye-roll or bad eye-roll? (Is it at least better than the Blueblood version)
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Bad, but it’s definitely better than the Blueblood version
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Alright, you can't please everybody. If you have an idea for a better Ultima, feel free to share.
FINALLY
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This is exactly what I thought at first, I was going to suggest something equally grim and dumb... Like getting the the it shall not be named Reddit treatment... But then I realized THIS IS MOTHABUCKING MOLESTIA!! THIS IS HER KINGDOM! EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED ON REDDIT DERPIBOORU OR HERE IS HAPPENING 24/7 THERE!
A fate worse than death...
.....I can still think of something worse.
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ATTENTION EVERYCREATURE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THE PLANET OF EQUIS IS UNDER EVACUATION AS A THREAT GREATER NIGHTMARE MOON, DAYBREAKER, AND EVERY, SINGLE, VILLAIN TO EXIST IN EVERY UNIVERSE HAS BEEN INFORMED OF YOUR EXISTENCE, PLEASE GET TO THE ARKS AS FAST AS POSSIBLE,
and yes, that includes Bill Cipher,
I....think this....i think this is definitely a punishment Sombra won't forget for a really, really really long time.
*quickly makes a note to NEVER incur the wrath of Twilight Sparkle*
Molestia......
*shudders*
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I can think of one worse than HER.
It has a bit of a cult following here of This site, to the point where there are more stories tearing it apart than adding to it.
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Which is?
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Ever hear of Fall of Equestria?
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Yes.....Still not what HORRERS I was thinking of.
Found myself rereading this. Didn’t expect the ending change.
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/213901/my-little-reviews-feedback/thread/435679/reviewing-the-ultima
A great finale to an amazing series.
NO! ANYPONY BUT HER!
Faust save our souls...
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Alright, it's gonna kill me. What's your idea for the Ultima?
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I've forgotten the original but think "What its like to be Pinkie Pie"
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Hmm...I suppose...but I still the most cringe inducing parody of the fandom's history is worse.
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That or Nightmare Twilight.
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Eh, Midnight Sparkle ain't that bad. She's just Magnus levels of curious.
But Cadenza, you are useless! I mean, all you do is love spells and things like that...
This wasn't as funny for me because I literally am King Sombra, but you still did a good job.
you might want to consider building a piss'd off princess proof bunker
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Though if they were to come, I would be a dead man no matter what I did.
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There’s no such thing as a po’d princess proof bunker.
As for Molestia… Commence primary ignition… You may fire when ready… *fires the Death Star’s superlaser*
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why do i have that image in my head that she would just swallow it
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You do realize that the Death Star is a planet killer, right? I can see Molestia try, but she will fail, and that version of Equestria will be destroyed… and the multiverse will be left a better place because of it.