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Alex Warlorn


Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.

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A story commissioned by Ardashir.
Who wanted a G4 version of this story here. https://www.deviantart.com/alexwarlorn/art/Danny-Has-The-Paradise-Ponies-Watch-A-Scary-Movie-771004611

Where the mane six watch a monster movie from the human world instead of the paradise ponies. Also, Persona22 suggested the movie.


The Stuff is this movie in question: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stuff

Cover art by porygon2z.
https://www.deviantart.com/porygon2z/art/A-couch-full-of-friends-Mane-Seven-804907401

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 29 )

"Hey everypony!" Starlight Glimmer said pushing in a cart. "Sorry I'm late! I got an equal amount of flavors of ice cream for everybody! I know vanilla is your favorite Twilight! I saw you eat it all the time when you thought nobody was watching, but I was." Starlight said happily. "So here everypony try some!" She magically puts the frozen desserts in front of everypony (and dragon). "It's great stuff!"

Starlight Glimmer had no idea why her friends all screamed and ran THROUGH the wall of the castle to the outside.

That reaction of theirs at the end? Yeah. After I saw The Stuff for the first time, I couldn't even LOOK at regular vanilla ice cream without shivering in terror for at least SIX MONTHS!

80s horror movies can REALLY fuck with your head.

Can you do a sequel?

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How so? And how much are you willing to pay for it? (This is a commission after all.)

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Yeah. Dime store special effects be damned, it was CREEPY!

which lead to an amusing scene she didn't get the irony of when she ran into Pony Pinkie Pie who was doing the same thing, and both faking to high heaven their knowledge of the human world, a classic comical scene lost forever to the sands of time, never to be recorded or written, only forgotten

(scritch scritch) We'll see about that...

"A unicorn must have said 'darling' somewhere."

... Why does this work? It works far too well and I don't like that I like it.

"APPLE BLOOM LOVES APPLES!" Applejack defended.

:raritywink: "I was referring to the Pies and rocks."
:pinkiecrazy: "After the first ton of basalt, you develop a taste for it!"
:duck: "Though I do find it interesting how quickly you blurted that out..."

Thoroughly amusing. And Starlight's going to have to work off a lot of Bad Filly Points...

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Yeah. Amazing with "Dime Store Special Effects" and a LOT of imagination can do.

Hell, look at Jaws. SURE it was BIG Budget movie, but look at the effect that it had one the world for the next few YEARS.

Hell, my grandma and uncle told me how when they were leaving the theater after watching it, they were peaking between cars to keep an eye out for sharks......AND THEY WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOJAVE DESERT IN CALIFORNIA!

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(scritch scritch) We'll see about that...

Well, I can't say I'm not pleased and excited at the same time.

... Why does this work? It works far too well and I don't like that I like it.

Should I take that as a compliment? I like to infect others with my head canon, I consider it the ultimate pleasure.

Thoroughly amusing.

Thank you!!!

And Starlight's going to have to work off a lot of Bad Filly Points...

The mind control ice cream was from BEFORE the Cutie Mark Remark episode.

:raritywink: "I was referring to the Pies and rocks."
:pinkiecrazy: "After the first ton of basalt, you develop a taste for it!"
:duck: "Though I do find it interesting how quickly you blurted that out..."

I WISH I'D THOUGHT OF THAT!!!!!!!!

Do you have Skype? :-)

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Thank you sir for honoring my story with your presence.

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After listening to War of the Worlds the musical, I kept imagining tentacles from the fighting machines slipping in under my bedroom door.

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Heh all it takes to REALLY leave a lasting impact on viewers or listeners? To utilize your imagination to REALLY tell the story.

I'm glad to see people liking this one here on FIMfic as well.

Oh ye gods what monsterm equest the ponies be exposed to this kind of horror? I've seen this cinematic crime, never understood why MT3K never used it, it's so cheesy!

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Actually it scared me as an adult.

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Absolutely take that as a compliment. :pinkiehappy:

Also, I prefer Discord over Skype.

Yeah, I'd run away screaming too. That movie scarred me for a good few months upon seeing it.

"MY WORD! He's EATING IT OFF THE GROUND?" Rarity exclaimed. "Who in their right mind would just eat up something they found randomly bubbling up from the earth?"
Everypony (and Dragon)'s eyes turned towards Pinkie Pie.

That's some chutzpah from Spike, judging Pinkie. How many times has he eaten a gem he just carved out of the rock and scraped the dirt off?

"APPLE BLOOM LOVES APPLES!" Applejack defended.
"Does she now?" Rarity asked.

She does if she doesn't want to end up at the orphanage!

9862273 How has their never been a story on this site about how Discord's long-lost cousin Skype visits and they have a big competition to determine who is better?

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Forgot about that. Spike gets an excuse since a dragon's stomach can digest pretty much anything. (Remember, Spike was able to eat the baked bads!)

Thank you for commenting dude!

And Apple Bloom would just get taken in by the insanely rich Aunt and Uncle Orange.

This should be something they do every two weeks or so.

"Mommy! My wings came!" Cheered a baby Breezie.

What ?

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You never saw It's A Wonderful Life did you?

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Did a bell rings

p.s. Did Sweetie Belle sing ?

Edit:

Teach says, ever time a unicorn says 'darling', an earth-pony become a pegasus

but does that mean.. that a unicorn becomes an alicorn ?

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Every time a unicorn says darling, a BREEZIE gets their wings. I was making a joke.

could you do a reaction to killer klowns from outers space

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(scritch scritch) We'll see about that...

I hope you write it then. Heh.

Oh man, I had forgotten about this movie. I don't know whether to call it great or terrible.

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