• Member Since 15th Oct, 2016
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AnchorsAway


A sailor who writes in his spare time.

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Are nightmares keeping you up? Is safe, conventional, regulated therapy just not helping solve your issues? Feel like nopony can help?
Got bits?

Sweet Dreams, LLP is Canterlot’s number one—and only—dream therapy center. Specializing in cutting edge and unregulated dream therapy options, we offer our patients a doorway to their dreams and inner problems. Dr. "L" provides a...mostly...painless alternative to mainstream and scientifically proven medicine. No insurance—no problem. Ask about our rewards program!


Disclaimer: Sweet Dreams, LLP operates under a Limited Liability to Princess clause. Sweet Dreams, LLP assumes and accepts no responsibility for any negative consequences of dream therapy. This includes, but is not limited to: blood loss, depression, infections, allergic reactions, dismemberment, loss of sensation in the extremities, loss of dignity, loss of bowels, loss of bits, a diminishing sense of pride, hives, coma, being forever lost to the dream void, itching, a severe reduction in mental capabilities, and dry mouth.


Inspired by the brilliant show Dream Corp, LLC on adult swim.
Special thanks to Rini-Chan for the absolutely amazing art.

Chapters (10)
Comments ( 19 )

That disclaimer... Goddamn Luna, that is harsh as hell

Why does that one pony in the cover art have a bandoleer?

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Broodly carries his potions and sedatives on a belt. It might be getting a little tight these days.

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What makes me a good anesthesiologist? If ah were a bad anaesthesiologist, ah... would be working for a fly by night dream clinic.

So being a bat pony that's sort of appropriate.

Ok, why is Chapter Two now marked as unread, and why won't it go away?

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I split chapter one in two parts so that it was a clearer and not as big of a chunk.

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Gotcha. The second problem I'm having is with FiM itself, I think I've marked it read twice, and it's still showing unread.

Severely underrated, hopefully not for long :derpytongue2: There's no way this won't blow up

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I’ll roll the dice and see if EQD bites.

How has this series not obtained more fans, this has barely started to delve into the wacky dreamscapes and its been an awesome ride so far!

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Spread the word! It really is a labor of love. :twilightblush:

This one's gonna be interesting! :pinkiecrazy:

Hey im with Rini, loved reading a bit of the story. You have amazing writing skills and witty humor to match!!

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Glad you liked it! Hope you stick around for more :twilightsmile:

Please finish this!!! It deserves to be completed, and there is so much more to add!

The sheer lack of fucks given is so severely cliche and uncombinable with the characters that reading turns panful and uncomfortable.
For the only thing going on the head all of the time is simply "What the fuck?", "How the fuck did that happen?" and "That doesn't make any fucking sense."
For example, how in the fucking hell diamond dogs became criminal gang in the Canterlot, no one is doing anything about them and they dare to threaten Princess for protection money (successfully)?
Even if you imagine for a second that this Equestria is a dark future, it's still doesn't make any sense.

Now, i have only read first chapter, but it's the most important chapter of the story, because it decides whether people will stay or leave. And it doesn't inspire confidence in me at all.

Well, it's not bad.
Nothing impressive thou. Completely predictable repeated-thousand-times-before intro into mix of dumb comedy on top of serious story of hard life and all shit.
Like a text form of one of those tv shows. Mc accidentally gets drugged into not very legal but honest(kinda) business and despite not liking it at all forced to work here because of circumstances, and it's going to change his opinion after seeing positive effect of said place on other people and starts liking people they thought were crazy before and stuff. That's basically a tv trope with barely any changes.

It's not bad, but I'm not really interested still. Nothing really new and catching, and main mystery of mc's "specialness" is barely interesting because they are boring character anyway.

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