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When Sweetie Belle is responsible for watching Carousel Boutique, a kirin comes in for a haircut. The customer is always right.


Another Entry in the Feghoot Competition because why not.

Reading by FireRain

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Comments ( 27 )
ROBCakeran53
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Kill me.

That’s when the door to Carousel Boutique jingled open.

"I have some sort of beauty need on this normal, boring Tuesday!"

"Hi there small creature, is Rarity here?"

What? Who talks like this? Literally nopony talks like this.

Except Rainbow Dash's dad, but he hardly counts.

Marvelous bit of stupidity, and I mean that in the best way.

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Take me with you.

~Skeeter The Lurker

"Next time I may not be around to save you when somepony needs Shaved by the Belle."

Lol.

Also, Autumn looks so cute in that cover image! :rainbowkiss:

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

There’s no way this creature could get mad and burn down the whole store and/or house.

I'm disappointed there was no creature getting mad and burning down any whole stores and/or houses. :rainbowlaugh:

Thanks I hate it.

Have an upvote.

"Hi there small creature, is Rarity here?"

What? Who talks like this? Literally nopony talks like this.

To be fair, she ain't no pony... :derpytongue2:

I laugh-snorted. I also realize, I don’t think I’ve really read many of your stories because I don’t usually read anon stuff, but I like your style, and it’s similar to mine.

mrk

Oof

After nine glorious years, this is the first and only fic that had me thinking of Mr. Bean all through the story.

Honestly, the kirins to me just look like ponies wearing fancy stage outfits.

Ow. That pun at the end

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

"Yeah, I got it,” Sweetie Belle said. It just wasn’t funny.

Me, during this entire contest.

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Me, during this entire contest.

*TRIGGERED*

Oh, you son of a Nirik, I was expecting more... jokes and puns, and the main punchline isn't even said by Autumn!
Love you and hate you so much for this fic, hope it gains some heat :rainbowkiss:

...Not from the Kirin, though, cause... they can turn to... niriks, and fire... and fire generates...

Okay, I'll just blaze for the exit...

This would benefit a lot from fanart

That was a nice little story. I think...(reads the last line). (sigh) Take my upvote and favorite.... :ajbemused:

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Okay!
*takes out a SPAS 12 shotgun, loads two shotgun shells*
One for you, and one for me.
*racks the slide*


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*loads a third shotgun shell*



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*loads a fourth shotgun shell*

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