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Skywriter

Joined January 2012
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loves tiaras.

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Twilight Sparkle flagrantly abuses her Come-To-Life spell, and learns a little bit about love in the process.  Also, puns.

First Published
10th Aug 2012
Last Modified
10th Aug 2012

Comments ( 427 )

#1 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 21h ago · 2 · ·

Okay, commence DAFUQing, but before you do, let me just say a quick word of thanks to S.R. Foxley for the beta on this one.  Given the actual end product, you may not believe this, but his influence markedly improved the final piece.

#2 · Chapter 1 · 107w, 20h ago · 30 · ·

Oh my god. Was this entire thing a set up for that last sentence?

If so, it was god damn beautiful.

#3 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 20h ago · · ·

Awesome. Everything is better with a few puns.

#4 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 20h ago · · ·

PFFFFT. Gonna need help. Think I got a concussion from a truly epic face palm.

I am so very impressed.

#5 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 20h ago · · ·

Now that's a truly random story. Good work!

#6 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 20h ago · · ·

Ow, the puns! :rainbowlaugh:

Excellent example of well-done random humor, and punnery. And yes... that last line was a punch right into my sense of humor. :pinkiehappy:

#7 · Chapter 1 · 107w, 20h ago · 4 · ·

So much pun. And win. But more pun I think.

I hope that in chapter two Twilight actually tries to change the table into a pony. Here, have my thumb and fav. You deserve it :moustache:

#8 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 20h ago · · ·

Okay, why in the hay does this have 2 parts? Coudln't this have been wrapped up in one? You gave me false hope you monster! :raritycry::raritydespair:

#9 · Chapter 1 · 107w, 20h ago · 3 · ·

:facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof:

#13 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 20h ago · 3 · ·

There is something seriously wrong with you... And unfortunately, it's probably contagious, because I did laugh surprisingly hard.

#14 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 20h ago · · ·

Absolutely wonderful! I haven't genuinely laughed at something like that in so long! :rainbowlaugh:

#15 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 20h ago · · ·

Literally made me giggle in the office. Deeply amusing.

#16 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 20h ago · · ·

Oh good. Even if the Failsafe had worked, the drum kit probably would've spontaneously reanimated just to get in that last rimshot.

#17 · Chapter 1 · 107w, 20h ago · · ·

Argh awww aggh that was an awful pun.

Still a funny story if only because of how ridiculous it was, but still.

#18 · Chapter 1 · 107w, 20h ago · · ·

dat last sentence...

PURE GENIUS!!:derpytongue2: Awesome work, dude.


#19 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 20h ago · · ·

...Infinite slowclaps.

That was fantastic. Puns, puns everywhere! And the characters were amazingly funny!

You know how you know comedy is perfect? When the non-funny parts are good, too. I loved your statements on shipping, on romance, and on relationships. It was easy to forget, for a moment, that the lovestruck paramour of Twilight was a nightstand.

Oh, and that drumset was amazing. Perfect delivery. :pinkiehappy:

#20 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 20h ago · · ·

Unicorn magic is weird...

But puns are awesome!

#21 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 19h ago · · ·

>>1061429

Same boat here. hehe. :raritywink:

#22 · Chapter 1 · 107w, 19h ago · · ·

Oh jeeze, I laughed on for half a minute there. That pun . :twilightblush:

Great stuff.

#23 · Chapter 1 · 107w, 19h ago · 1 · ·

"Twilight Sparkle Gets Intimate With Her Table, Part One"

Yep, this is gonna be good.

After reading: Aww, that was adorable and beautiful yet tragic. The age old tale of impossible love. Well done.

Edit 2: I just got the pun. Did you base the entire story off of that?

#24 · Chapter 1 · 107w, 19h ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh:

I wish I had read this while my wife was out or busy or something, and not asleep. I would've howled at this!

Very well-done!!

#25 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 19h ago · · ·

congrats, you've beaten the final level of fimfiction

please take this badge and complimentary mimosa

#26 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 19h ago · · ·

That is by far one of the best puns I have ever seen. The buildup is probably what made it.

#27 · Chapter 1 · 107w, 19h ago · · ·

beautiful. The pun was just the icing on the cake.

#28 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 19h ago · · ·

Oh, you. :raritywink:

Even with the terrible puns, this was actually a very enjoyable story. Not a bad way to waste a few minutes. :twilightsmile:

#29 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 19h ago · · ·

:facehoof:

#30 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 19h ago · · ·

I think I just read genius.

#31 · Chapter 1 · 107w, 18h ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh:The whole thing was awesome but that ending? I almost keeled over when i saw it :pinkiehappy:

#32 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 18h ago · · ·

I have to say that the entire story to set up that ONE line was probably the best thing I have read in a long while. I envy your skill!

#33 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 18h ago · · ·

Much DAFUQing was done, and I loved every moment of it. All that for one pun. ONE PUN!

#34 · Chapter 1 · 107w, 18h ago · 4 · ·

I wish to headdesk, but now I'm worried it might get the wrong idea :fluttercry:

#35 · Chapter 1 · 107w, 18h ago · · ·

"You are no longer just a cabinet!  You are now Shining Armoire , captain of my Royal Guard!"

arent that suposed to be shining Armor?

Edit: forget it i realised the pun when we get to nightlight sparke.

#36 · Chapter 1 · 107w, 18h ago · · ·

You know how in Anime, when something just asinine happens everyone falls over in unison? Yeah.  That was me at the end.  If it was all a set up to make that one joke, you have an amazing sense of humor.  And a patient one at that.

#37 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 18h ago · 2 · ·

Yes. Well.

...it was Pinkie's I suppose.

#38 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 18h ago · · ·

All my win are belong to you

#39 · Chapter 1 · 107w, 18h ago · · ·

If you hear something strange it might just be me, four paragraphs in, madly clicking the Like and Favourite buttons.

#40 · Chapter 1 · 107w, 18h ago · 2 · ·

OH MY GOD

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS MUCH OUT LOUD IRL AT A FIC I'VE READ

#41 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 18h ago · 1 · ·

>>1061377

Sounds good to me, 'cuz whatever's wrong with Skywriter, I want it too.

#42 · Chapter 1 · 107w, 18h ago · · ·

omg...this is the most hilarious thing i've read in quite a while. I read a lot too........:rainbowlaugh::twilightsmile:

#43 · Chapter 1 · 107w, 18h ago · 2 · ·

>>1061833 What? Did you get the Princess Mi Amore Credenza part? Because that too was the work of a mastermind. Many lolz were had in the reading of this fic.

#44 · Chapter 1 · 107w, 18h ago · 2 · ·

Get thee to a punnery!  

Seriously, now I have a strange urge to play Nord And Bert Couldn't Make Head Or Tail Of It.

#45 · Chapter 1 · 107w, 18h ago · 1 · ·

That pun... it hurts! It hurts in the most beautiful way ever! :facehoof::moustache::trollestia:

#46 · Chapter 1 · 107w, 18h ago · · ·

:facehoof:

#47 · Chapter 2 · 107w, 18h ago · · ·

You're probably going to hate me for this, but... what's the ending joke?? :twilightoops:

#48 · Chapter 1 · 107w, 18h ago · · ·

THAT. WAS. HILARIOUS. :rainbowlaugh: *applause*

#49 · Chapter 1 · 107w, 17h ago · · ·

Oh my god... After realising the last sentence I had to drink something D:

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