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Friendly Uncle


I like ponies.

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Twilight always thought that being able to send the Princess her letters instantaneously through Spike's fire breath was the best thing in the world. Instant correspondence with her mentor and secret crush could never be a bad thing, right? Unfortunately, Twilight has a habit of writing her secrets down on flammable materials. Now her secret's out, so what's a panicky unicorn to do? Panic, obviously!

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edit: Ah-hah. I had a feeling this would be featured. :twilightsmile:

Hey! I remember this one! It was awesome the first time I read it and it still is now! Best Twilestia I've read so far.

This was great! The humor was perfect, and the romance was sweet. Awesome job. :ajsmug:

so going to read this :rainbowlaugh:
only downside is that i don't have time for it yet :fluttercry: putting it on "read later" :pinkiehappy:

This was a fun and good read! :twilightsheepish: :twilightsmile:
It was simple a little sweet and funny! :pinkiehappy: :pinkiegasp: :twilightsmile:

Definetly deserves to be featured.:heart: Jarringly good dialouge. Quote time!

"But if you never talk to her then you'll never be able to tell her what you've learned about friendship," said Pinkie, "and if you never tell her anything else about what you've learned about friendship, then eventually when the Nightmare Moon lifeform takes over another host and teams up with Gilda and Trixie to take control over all of Equestria and we have to dust off our Elements of Harmony and perish bravely trying to fight back then you won't be able to use your magic to absorb all the elements from our broken corpses and ascend to godponyhood and take Celestia's place as the raiser of the sun and save all of ponydom from the creeping darkness that devours the magic of friendship! And that will mean the end of cupcakes forever, Twilight! The END of CUPCAKES! FOREVER!"

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ah i remember this. The very first Twilestia i read.

I absolutely loved this! It was hysterical and expertly written, and you captured Twilight and Pinkie and their lovable neuroses so very well! :pinkiehappy: It was also very heartwarming and fuzzy at the end...d'awww.

A couple brief comments:

"if only for your own piece of mind, Twilight,

"peace" of mind

pudding-colored

I'd think more butter than pudding, but that's just a nitpick.

Also: Pinkie talking about never having worn an outfit before...so does this predate the GGG?

Anyway, excellent work!

This was brilliant! This is the first Twilestia I've read and I enjoyed it immensely. :twilightsmile:

(WE JUST GOT A DISLIKE *Click,Click Leave's note....be back soon*)
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oh and nice job

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...piece of mind? Really? I did that? I've scoured this thing a million times and I've never caught that? Wow. Just... just give me a minute I'll fix that right up... oh god I'm so embarrassed...

We'll have to agree to disagree on Fluttershy's colors though, I've always thought she looks exactly the shade of yellow you get from a cup of banana pudding. And yeah, this fic was actually written... after Winter Wrap-up aired? Yikes. So yeah, predates the GGG by a good margin. A bit of very old headcanon went into this one, it's been interesting to see how it stacks up to the show as the world building evolves.

" What will your court say? What would Luna say?"
ME:"Fuck them am the mutha buckin ruler of this shit!"

"I am the God Empress of all of ponydom, Princess and ruler of Equestria. It is by my power that the sun rises every morn, and by my wisdom that this land is ruled. Now tell me Twilight, who or what could there possibly be in this world or any other that would dare to keep me from she whom I love?"

ME:"Ah bitch you're too sofisticated!"

Hehe, cute little story. I must say, you got Pinkie Pie's rambling down pat! The end of cupcakes forever indeed.

:raritydespair: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not That Bad :pinkiehappy:

"God Empress of Ponydom"?
I approve heartily. The cupcakes must flow...

EDIT: And I am totally going to use this term in my own stories henceforth.

Very cool story, the whole awkward diary thing was hilarious, especially alluding to it's contents and how Twilight was expecting a Kind and Understanding reaction. It fits and was still an inverse of how she normally reacts to her teacher being disappointed. Also, I loved that portrayal of Fluttershy, what a brilliant comedic twist. For how funny the story was leading up to the end, it took a decidedly sober turn towards sweet. It was nice, but I was hoping for more of a bang at the end.

You know, I thought I would dislike this one, some of the bits I did not like, but overall it was kinda a fun romp though posabilitys, and rather cute. Twi was very Twi at lest. Poor thing really should see about some counceling for herself as well as poor Shy.

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Nope, nopenopenopenopenopenope. I definitely would have remembered reading this, and disliking this. May your spleen be eaten by badgers.

This was...............................
MIND=BLOWN
And Pinkie didn't help, either:applejackconfused:
Nice job:yay:

I've loved this forever since I first read it. You have done a wonderful job in everything you write - it's so good to finally see this here! :pinkiehappy:

I just don't know whether to laugh or to D'aww. I suppose I should do both. In extreme amounts.
(But seriously, your depiction of Pinkie is one of the funniest I've ever seen.)


~Signed, InfiniteBrony

W-Wait a second...I remember this fic...but from where? :rainbowderp:

New Twilestia story?!

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Ahhh... a Twilestia story with a good ending. Nothing makes my day better.

912798 I couldn't help but think that was a rather specific reference to a fic. Is it?

OH MAN
I remember reading this twelve or thirteen years ago! I read this long enough ago that it actually induced feelings of nostalgia. That is a weird feeling to get from a fanfic.

I DEMAND A SEQUEL!!! POSSIBLY A PREQUEL!!! AND, DARE I SAY IT? POSSIBLY EVEN A SQUEAKQUEL!!!!!:yay: By the way, loved the story. Don't know if that came across there:derpyderp1:.

Mercifully, this manages to have not been hopelessly dated despite apparently predating "Suited for Success". And it was very sweet and touching.:rainbowkiss::twilightsmile::yay::heart::pinkiehappy::pinkiesmile:

So much Wut.
I mean yes yes yes forever yes but...
Wut?

:pinkiegasp:This story is finally on FimFiction! :pinkiehappy: YAY!

This is one of my all-time favorite twilestia stories. Has been since I read it on EQdaily over a month ago. I think I've read it like 10 times by now. So, yeah. I'm going to stop now before I gush any more. Anyway, great story, and I'd love to see a sequel.

915439 EQdaily. Same as me, i'm guessing...

That was rather amusing, good sir. I salute you. :moustache:

Read this on GD. Still awesome!
Yousir, are a great writer!
(To be honest I read like all your stories)
Glad to see this on FIMfiction!
Journcy Out.
:twilightsmile:

I hope someone's working on a story about Pinkie's crazy ramble involving Nightmare Moon, Trixie, Gilda, and Twilight's ascension to godhood. Sounds awesome to me.

I normally dislike Twilestia, but this was sweet and captured how I imagine Twilight would react to this rather well. And the humor was a nice touch.

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:derpytongue2:Wait a Minute !!!! Wasn't this posted over at FF.Net a year of so back or is this just a coincidence in names since I certainly can't be sure now because of the Purge it went through and all.

I'm not the biggest fan of Twilestia, but that was a wonderful story.
...
Although all the things in the journal that Twilight kept referencing were starting to really creep me out.

912798 That reaction made me laugh more than the original rant did. I would give you a stache, but we all know they are far to valuable for one to simply make it rain whenever they feel like.
So instead, have a burrito.
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This fanfic's been on a couple of websites, actually. It's probably the same one you saw on ff.net, it's just that I'm only now getting around to posting it here.

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Pinkie's rant references a couple of fan ideas that were particularly popular back in the day. Come to think of it, they're still pretty popular. She could easily have summarized like five or six different fanfics without me realizing it.

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Sequel, you say? Hmmm... now there's an idea...

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Oh, man, that's actually funny... almost as funny as this fic. Almost.

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:twilightsmile:Its good to know it might have been on FF.Net one time or another since I'm pretty much every Author there are pulling out there Fic's each and every Week when the Purge began over at that particular Site. Good to know you re-posted it here on FimFic for the most part allot of the good ones have begone to be deleted.

"my ten page story about singelhoovedly saving her from a dragon and making furious love to her on the top of a mountain in the middle of a lightning storm. So just, you know, watch out!"
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Also, molestia:trollestia:

Have to admit, this piece was pretty amusing.

now do you put stuff on read later?! It's infuriating! I can no find it!

I WANT TO READ THAT JOURNAL.
WHO'S WITH ME? :rainbowdetermined2:

Very nice story even without clop in it. I give you four hooves up

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Press the little book at the left of the title.


915529

Yeah,It must have been at EqD

This was good and I'll give you your props, but first....

pudding-colored pegasus

What? No really, what? I sat here for a few moments after I read that specific piece and just stared at it. What pudding? Chocolate? Vanilla? Tapioca? Then I read a previous comment and you said banana. I never thought of banana. I thought of Chocolate and vanilla and was just... 'wut?' So, yeah... specify pudding flavor next time? No? Okay...

There, crazy rant over. Here's your props. Don't know what you need a stilt, two sugar glass panes, a flamingo, and a chicken for.... but whatever.

Hmm. Four people don't know a good Twilestia ship when they see one.

This is a beautiful piece of work!

Think I read this on Google Docs once, but nevertheless, it's worth checking out again.

I almost couldn't read anymore after pinkie said "And then what will we do about the burritos!?" I was laughing too hard

912798

The end of cupcakes forever, you say? :moustache:

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