I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )
Scootaloo needs to talk about sex. Unfortunately, she goes to Twilight for help, and gets a lecture, instead.
(Possible unequivocal spoilers in comments)
And with a YouTube audio reading, apparently: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUBgt876x8Y
They really nail the panic in Scootaloo's voice! I love it!
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Is the author's note a Monty Python reference?
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Yes. Glad you noticed! The whole story is a Monty Python reference.
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Ahh. Now I see it.
Okay, nicely done.
The last line especially.
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Thanks!
As usual, it's Rumble...
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Would you be willing to edit that comment and wrap the quote in a spoiler tag?
Many thanks!
Monty Python. Greatest comedians of the 20th century, followed closely by the Marx Bros.
Carlin aint got shit.
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Monty Python is the best comedy group ever!
I'll be in Eindhoven next month, I'm making a pilgrimage to the Silly Walks Tunnel.
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I think the biggest spoiler in this story is the lack of the actual sex, instead it's just a talk about sex.
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Well, I didn't want the moderators to come punish me for mistagging.
Poor, innocent Twilight...
Sweet, (albeit highly educated on the subject) unboinked Twilight...
Jesus, this was hilarious
Twilight you have GOT to get yourself laid
you’re as tense as a furnace.
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Yes. A princess needs a boinking, stat.
Me thinks Rarity's been a little too generous with local stallions if you know what I mean. She should at least learn to lock her door.
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Somehow I don't picture locks stopping unicorns. Pop the tumblers without even noticing when you grab the knob with your spell?
This made me laugh harder then I've laughed in a long time.
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Well, I kind of figured that from the story's description. Although, it might be worth putting "Not a foalcon" (or something) in the description.
That sounds exactly like how twilight would react to this. Nice job on the story!
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Thanks!
Twilight makes me want to scream into my pillow, like just please shut up.
All of that to set up a Monty Python reference?
I love you.
Giggling through the whole thing.... i died at the end
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Thanks!!!
Thanks. I came
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We aim to please
Well, I enjoyed it, until the end.
Fuck it got weird.
But why was Scootaloo against animating that picture?
Ah, virgin Twilight. A good gag, AND believable.
Story:
Me:
Yaaaah!
Story:
Me:
Best take on the ol’ nudge I’ve seen in a long time. Thank you for the
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Hmm... If there are no shotguns in Equestria, what do they call a shotgun wedding?
Oh, Twilight.
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Because she had just experienced the animation a few minutes before.
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Hopefully Scootaloo will get the prescription and we don't have to find out!
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Sorry it didn't work for you. The ending was actually where my whole idea came from, and then I built the rest around it.
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A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat! Say no more, say no MORE!
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That line always bothered me. A nudge is way better than a wink to a blind anything. I always wondered if the line was flubbed and they thought it was fun to leave it in or if it was always meant to be nonsensical.
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I assume Eric Idle was ad libbing his lines and using the script as a vague guidepost...
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Makes sense. I often wonder how much of Python was improv.
Take your blasted upvote you absolute madlad!
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Thanks!
Oof, that ending.
This is in the foalcon group? Why? There's no sex in it, it's not even erotic.
The only thing about this story that kind of feels foalconish is: Maybe it could do a better job at creating a feel that it takes place in the future, that it's not about the child-aged Scootaloo we see in the show.
But that's forgivable. Because this Scootaloo has obviously reached puberty. The story is comedic, not erotic. And to be frank: It's possible that something like this could happen in Scootaloo's near future (depending on how old she is in the show). It's possible to hit puberty, suddenly have some strong urges, and then get into trouble.
I guess my point is: When I hear “foalcon”, I think of pedophile stuff. Stuff for people who get their rocks off to pre-pubesent or barley pubesent kids. This story hardly qualifies.
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Well, Scootaloo got boinked. The "T" rating should make it clear how much happens on screen vs off.
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Well, it's not like there are diminishing returns there
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But Scootaloo getting boinked doesn't, in and of itself, make it foalcon. If she's aged-up anyway.
There's another story about Scootaloo getting boinked that I like: “After Hours” by Rinnaul. It's about young love, between a teenage Scootaloo and Rumble. Young love is adorable. Foalcon, pedophile stuff: It's a perversion of that adorableness.
"Foalcon" is short for "foal complex," and I think how the term/tag works is that the reader has the foalcon for reading about an underaged pony in any sexual situation, and not the adult character what's boinkin' the underaged pony.
So I agree with you that this offscreen boinking doesn't count towards the foalcon tag.
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First, unless Sockpuppet put it in the group themselves, simply asking blindly on here is kind of moot.
Second, looking back through the story, and a quick look over the group, and I can see why it would end up there. For one, they have a Safe For Woona folder. So the stories don't necessarily focus on sex between two minors, or a minor and an adult. Indications of a romantic or sexual relationship is enough, and Scootaloo does outright state she had sex with Rumble. Second, there is often an assumption that a minor character in the series is a minor in the story, unless indicated otherwise. However, in this case, that's rather moot, because there are indicators that Scootaloo is indeed a minor in this story. To start, this seems to be set in the present point of the series, which picks up during the summer break from the last one, and last season showed The Crusaders were still in elementary school. As for in the story itself, we have Twilight Sparkle thinking that Scootaloo is at the age where she should be hearing "the talk." That strongly indicates that she is around the age where a pony would start to wonder about their sexuality and such (although it is admittedly late since Scootaloo points out she knows her sexuality, has had the talk in school, and seen animals being sexually active). Additionally, Scootaloo says she's afraid to ask her aunts to take her to the doctor. That means she needs her aunts to take her to the doctor, which means she can't set up appointments and take herself.
So, I would say the Foalcon group makes sense.
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I have my doubts that he's the one who put it there. But if authors can take their stories out of groups: I'd take it out if I were Sockpuppet. I wouldn't want my story put in a pedophile club.
But the way I see it: Stories about teenagers having sex are okay, for the same reason it's okay for teenagers to have sex. It's a natural normal part of life. Children, on the other hand, do not have sex. If you sexualize children, that's messed up!
And that's what I think of when I hear “foalcon”: Sexualizing children. Not “is some fictional teenager 17 or 18” (if that's what you mean, with your talk about minors).