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StormLuna
Princess Luna is the best princess and Nightmare Moon is the best queen.
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Would Celestia have bothered ascending Starlight if the truth didn't come out? What's Starlight think of this?
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She would have eventually, just not as soon as she did.
Sorry, I only rely on Pew News. It's actually the only reliable news Network to exist in the multiverse.
Just because I want an excuse to use this:
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will there be a news report of some pony worshiping nightmare moon
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At some point, yes there will be. Cults were always a fun part of the Weekly World News.
Praise nightmare! shall she bring thy eternal night!
Bit of a nitpick, but I don't think you have a proper understanding of golf. The lower the number, the better. You got the strokes being a bad thing right. That's the number of times your club hits the ball. But you're supposed to get under par. The lower the number the better. For example, a 3 par would mean you have 3 hits to get the ball into the hole, if you take more hits, your scores goes up, which is bad. The lower the score in golf, the better. 18s and 19s would actually be really shitty scores lol.
Unless I'm overthinking this and you're saying they all suck at golf, which would definitely be a correct statement.
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Ok, I know the lowest score wins. When I watch ESPN, they will normally show both their score, like -4 along with their stroke count (70 for example). That is where I got that from.
I haven't gotten to this yet, but I recall buying Weekly World News at the local supermarket. Man I miss it. I hope this story encompasses everything that made WWN so enjoyable.
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Oh it will, I plan on doing plenty more, including more obscure ones. I remember one that, on the cover, showcased a story about a chair that had killed everyone who sat in it....and I'm planning on bring in vampire ponies and so much more. I have three more chapters written so far, and I plan on doing plenty more.
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You've made me so happy right now.
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I am happy to have made you happy. Whenever someone tells me that, I too am happy.
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I altered the scores on the golf game to what they were over or under par.
I'm going to go on a limb and say that aliens, or anything, better not mess with Equestria. Princess Starlight doesn't play around!
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Nope, if anything tries to mess with Equestria, Starlight will destroy them.
My dudes, why is it called weekly news if we're getting it daily?
I propose a slight name change.
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It is a play on words, it is based off of The Weekly World News.
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Oh ok
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Perhaps I should start doing it weekly though so that my mind doesn't go dry on me before too long.
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Yep, you did. I got the name from DOnald TruMP (Domp). I'm guessing the orange skin and ugly toupee gave it away as to who the alien was though, right?
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SOON MY ARMIES WILL RISE AND CONQUER IN THE NAME OF MY GLORY!!!
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I altered the scores to reflect over and under par rather than stroke count.
So instead of a system of lobbyists buying off elected politicians, the Princesses prefer a system with snobbish nobles like Blueblood passing laws without the consent or input of the people? Reminds me of Star Wars where the supporters of the Empire are quick to point out the Old Republic's flaws but overlook the flaws of the Empire that they champion.
Seriously though, it's heartwarming to see Starlight sticking up for her mother Celestia and her extremism doesn't surprise me given her short fuse and darker self.
I know that this a comedy but this chapter disturbed me since innocent pony kids were eaten and killed by parasprites, did you really have to make the parasprites become pony eating monsters?
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In Celestia's Equestria, she is the one who sets the laws. The nobility is pretty much nothing more than rich ponies with absolutely no power over the government at all. I'm going to be honest, I don't know where you got the idea that the rich snobs would have any power over the government to begin with.
And regarding Starlight, of course she is going to support her mother. Family is very important to her.
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I figured it would make it more fun if I transformed them into something truly dangerous.
Something tells me you’ve read a certain other fic, let me guess, the leader of this cult is named Spell Nexus?
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Actually no, I haven't. I simply had someone mention a Nightmare Moon cult in a comment on this story and I decided to do this one.
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Well that is extremely coincidental, since there’s another fic with pretty much exactly what you described:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/41596/1/past-sins/prelude-resurrection
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This is what they are in Fallout Equestria (ICR what they are called)
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The story does sat that S.G. declined to comment
Who’s F.L.?
its Flash Sentry
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Yes, it was Flash Sentry that Flurry attacked.