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Sonic_Applejack2005


I am taking time to think about my actions and may or may not return.

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BOOOOOOO We want the gays murdered not the straights BOOOOOO Stop making Luna a retard BOOOO more Sonic







Please don’t do any of this, or at least stop making Luna a retard

Just ridiculous

That like-to-dislike ratio though.

Stop writing and get out.

Now.

A depopulation of 90% would result in the remaining population becoming unviable. Twilight has started the pony race on the slow, long slide to extinction.

Oh, what do we care? It's another disaster, courtesy of Sonic_Rainbowdash2005!

9546766
Well, you can't accuse him of copy and paste this time. I'm just convinced this guy's a troll.

I decided to come in and read this to see why you were getting so much flak on all of your stories. I figured it couldn't be that bad.
...
I was wrong. Horribly, horribly wrong. Welcome back, Evictus.

Evictus, is that you?

Stares at cover art
Decides to at least read the story a bit

"Princess Celestia, open the fucking door!" screamed Twilight as she banged on the front doors of Canterlot Castle.

Goes back to staring at the cover art

As per royal order, every pony in Ponyville had gathered outside of Twilight Sparkle's Castle of Friendship. There various murmurs amongst the crowd, some excited and others fearful.

"What's going on?"

"Are we in trouble?"

"Maybe Twilight wants to fuck me!"

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9546810
According to human history, 20000 is enough.
This story still sucks.

9546766
Selectively murdering groups of people is wrong. It has to be indiscriminate.

9546778
Maybe he will do it this time.
...Or maybe I will come back later to upvote it.
:trollestia:

9546766
You mean you like the Sonic stories!? :pinkiehappy: I was trying to write about ponies because people seemed to like them better :pinkiesad2: but if you like it then I will write more Sonic!!! :pinkiehappy:

9546929
did you read the bottom of my comment

9546807
hi um sorey I couldnt respond to your PM for some reason!!! :pinkiesad2: do u remember? :pinkiehappy: it was this one:

I hate to say it, but stop writing. I don't know how old you are, or where in the name of all that is holy you get ideas like this, but I don't care. It's well past time to stop.

Take a look at the comments on your stories. They're being a lot nicer than I am right now, for good reason. I have yet to see a single story from you with a more-green-than-red rating bar, and that's saying something.

You're worse than Evictus/TwistedCupcake, and that waste of space can write ten times better than you. And he's regarded as the worst writer on this site except for you.

I've yet to see a good comment on any of your stories. So, do you want to know what my solemn reccomendation is?

Stop. Stop writing, get your head on straight and never come back.

Please. The community will thank you.

ummmm sory I don't know who u are talking about :pinkiesad2: and that u dont enjoy my stories :fluttercry: but I will work harder to make you enjoy my stories!!! :pinkiehappy:

9546950
Don't. And I was talking about you, FYI.

9546962
i am not Evictus/TwistedCupcake :pinkiegasp: but i will make sure u love my next story!!! :pinkiesad2:

9546966
I won't be reading it. I have better things to do with my time than read one of your sick, twisted, cholera-infected abominations you call a story.

And yes, you are Evictus - version 2, and we'll point that out as many times as we need to. (So you can understand this, I'll use small words. STOP. MAKING. YOUR. STORIES.)

Oh good, a kill-the-straights story to balance out the anti-gay ones. I enjoy the inclusiveness.

I think this is the first story I've ever seen on fimfic that doesn't have a single like.


edit: aay, it's got 1 now.

9546974
You sir must be blind, these clearly are the best stories in history. They deserve to be in the Library of Congress forever.

9547012
You a troll? Or are you being sarcastic?

9547023
Sarcastic. Look, yes, these stories are dark and bad. Yes, it's obvious that these stories are downvoted to hell.

That's the point (or at least I think it is). If this person is just trying to write stupid and horrific stuff, then it's obvious they are downvote farming. It's funny to read a story that's so obviously bad and horrific, especially when they have decent enough grammar, like here. The stories are meant to be absurd.

Plus, even if this person is just a regular writer trying their best, how is you telling them to stop make you the better person? Yes, the stuff is horrific and wrong and shouldn't be written in any capacity, but you saying "Stop. Stop writing, get your head on straight and never come back." does not make you any better. Calm down, it's just fanfiction, don't be a dick. How would you feel if someone said that to you? Insulting people does not make you better, and this person is obviously just ignoring what you are saying, or reveling in your anger.

You know, I'm kinda jealous that you get as much attation as you do. If only I could receive this kind of help(well, so long as it's constructive criticism)...

9547043
I see. My apologies.

9546842
The grammar and sentence structure is far too coherent for this to be Evictus.

9547046
Stuff like this only gets attention because it's so pisspoor (excuse my French). On the other hand, good works, such as your own, tend to go unnoticed.

What is this I flavor? A little smidgen of mass murder, a taste of powdered death for no reason, a bit of anti-homosexuality caked within its folds. Quite a delicious masterpiece you have here. It might not be to everyone's taste, but the flavor truly caters to the palate. What an astonisher, good job!

9547199
Unless he's gotten better and not told anyone. But, I agree with you. This is not Evictus/Twisted Cupcake.

Glancing over his other works leaves me now to wonder if this guy is serious, or this is a joke account.

9546992
But what about the bi's, the asexuals, and the closeted?

I don't think Twilight thoroughly thought this through. There are other, more efficient ways of culling.

9547202 While that may be true, it doesn't make me feel any more better or any less jealous. Also, I hardly think my work is that good.

I have to say, when I first read this, I did not even notice the like to dislike ratio :twilightoops: That being said, I was happy to give this story its first like (and probably favorite) because of how ridiculous it was. Sure, it was a lot darker and more profane than I am normally comfortable with for MLP fanfiction and there was not much substance to it. That being said, I did get quite a chuckle upon finishing it for how short, simple, and to-the-point it was, which I consider an interesting deviation from the norm.

(Sonic_RainbowDash2005 I hope amongst all of the hate and troll comments on this story, you are able to find these genuine thoughts of mine. This story may not be perfect, but don't listen to everyone telling you to stop writing. So long as you enjoy it, you don't need to worry about pleasing anybody else.)

9547204
Historians claim that before humans migrated from the general area of middle africa, the total population of humanity was 20000. The theory is that both the migration and the population being reduced to such a relatively low number is due to a natural disaster.
Point is, in most cases, a 90% population reduction would not even cause problems.
In a modern society, the industry would suffer, but the essentials would be kept going. It all depends on the total population.

I would like to see a well-written trollfic instead of this low-effort one.

The grammar is coherent in the story:

Celestia's eyes widened. "That's incredible, Twilight. But how would you accomplish that? And wouldn't the population regrow rapidly afterward anyway?"

Twilight shook her head with a smile. "That's the beauty of it, Princess Celestia. I've made a very careful decision on how to remedy this. You'll just have to trust me on this one."

Sighing deeply, Celestia rose from her seat and began walking away. "You know that you are free to do what you see fit, Twilight." As she walked away, Twilight heard her mumble, "I'm getting too old for this shit..."

The hard part of the plan was out of the way. Now, it was time to save Equestria, starting with her own town first.

But not in the author's notes (henceforth referred to as Atochor's Nose):

hi everypony!!! :pinkiehappy: i have been feeling very motivated to write lately :pinkiesad2: um i can't say the same about my studies :fluttercry: well there's not much else to say :pinkiegasp: i hope u all enjoy the story :pinkiehappy: have a wonderful day everypony :pinkiesad2:

This leads me to believe this guy is a troll.

9547505
Don't beat yourself up! Your stories always bring a smile to my face!

9547951
That's actually quite interesting.

9547362
The grammar is coherent in the story:

Celestia's eyes widened. "That's incredible, Twilight. But how would you accomplish that? And wouldn't the population regrow rapidly afterward anyway?"

Twilight shook her head with a smile. "That's the beauty of it, Princess Celestia. I've made a very careful decision on how to remedy this. You'll just have to trust me on this one."

Sighing deeply, Celestia rose from her seat and began walking away. "You know that you are free to do what you see fit, Twilight." As she walked away, Twilight heard her mumble, "I'm getting too old for this shit..."

The hard part of the plan was out of the way. Now, it was time to save Equestria, starting with her own town first.

But not in the author's notes (henceforth referred to as Atochor's Nose):

hi everypony!!! :pinkiehappy: i have been feeling very motivated to write lately :pinkiesad2: um i can't say the same about my studies :fluttercry: well there's not much else to say :pinkiegasp: i hope u all enjoy the story :pinkiehappy: have a wonderful day everypony :pinkiesad2:

This leads me to believe this guy is a troll.

I need brain bleach after reading this dumpster fire of words.

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