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Flutterpriest


I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

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What happens when the rulers of the Crystal Empire are stupid, terrible and get a divorce? Well, alcohol. And trying mostly trying to remember WHY they got a divorce.


Part of the B_25 vs Flutterpriest 24 Hour Writeoff

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10/10, would divorce.

Alex_ #2 · Feb 2nd, 2019 · · ·

A powerful indictment of the degradation of the institution of marriage in contemporary society.

Or, like, a stoner fic, I dunno. I liked it.

Great job~

A Divorce Is A Divorce, Of Course, Of Course!

Much stupid in so little words yet I had to keep reading

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Time to get rid of it. It was stupid to begin with.

I mean, it's just a piece of paper...

Chekov's chilli is the best.

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Definitely a stoner fic.

It's okay folks. Don't worry, they do this every other week. Y'know... whenever she gets snacky and orders more horse divorce for between lunch and dinner.

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I totally expect it to come back to haunt us when we least expect it. I mean, you can't point out Chekov's Chili and then not use it again! That totally break my immersion!

I like this because they are dumb ponies. XD

Set

I am so confused. This sounds like a conversation you had with a friend. Freakin hilarious

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I get the feeling it was a Stoner fic. It's the only way it'd be funny. This just wasn't to the normal eye. I know humor is subjective, but...

I'm in agreement with some of the others, this definitely felt like a stoner fic. Loved it anyway! :pinkiehappy: It was funny, and I guess kinda cute in a way.

On that note though, are chicken wings really 'hors d'oeuvre'? Never quite thought of them as such before. Great...now I kinda want some wings too, and I just ate.

I came, I saw, I laughed.

Well, maybe not the first one.

Still though. :moustache:

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10/10 would divorce again or get chickenwings

Now I'm wondering if there's a couple out there that just divorce each other every other year or so just so they can get married to each other again. Kinda fucked up.

:rainbowderp:
What... did I just read...

I'm not sure if they are having a stroke, or if I just had one, anyway, 12/pot-eight-o, would divorce again

V8

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10/10 IGN would divorce again.

(Searches desperately for a blog post or something to explain what the heck I just read)

I don't know what others read in this fic, but I found it quite hilarious. Sure, both characters seemed rather OOC in some way, but seeing that both were canonically side characters, one can make them anything they wanted. Cheers, and a drink for everypony!

:rainbowlaugh: :moustache:

“Shining, that says Hors D’oeuvres.”

“Cadance, I don’t speak moonspeak.”

That is the most Shiny thing I've ever read. It's absolutely perfect.

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