After repeatedly stabbing a false king in the chest, somehow pulling out a scythe out of the fake kings chest like a magician with a hat and a rabbit and creating a bar that sells SNAKE BEER (beer made and brewed inside of a animated glass snake. Usually Popular with prankster gods) Dagmire fell down many staircases alongside his small basilisk friend and through the front door/window of his bar he somehow ends up smack dab in the middle of enter-for-death-forest. Now In Equestria he feels a strong pull to a strange castle in the distance. Maybe now he can finally find the one who cursed him with chaos in the first place...
Or he might play ragtime music in a massive fight. ITS CHAOS BABY NOTHING IS SAFE
(Note: If anyone is intrigued and wants to slap a displaced in my story for a few chapters just contact me and I’m sure we can work something out.)
When you say Dragmire, do you mean Ganondorf?
Nah. Dagmire isn’t thick enough to give people the boot
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What's the joke there?
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Super smash bros joke
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Got it. Is it a reference to one of Ganondorf's attacks in the game?
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Yes. It’s the one where he does a big boot.
hurdy gurdy
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YES
100 VIEWS!
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Got it.
That new chapter is honestly somewhat of a pain.
Writing for Zecora requires the brain cells I don’t have 🤨
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Yep. Some day I’m going to figure out how to make it work though. But for now I guess Dagmire is just going to be- oh shit.
I forgot about that one pony that needed revenge on someone.
Ok nevermind I guess Dagmire is going to be the one taking the elements on an adventure
Well now that displaced are going to flood in you guys are probably going to realize basically how helpless he is against a real threat.
Equestria is usually a lot more tame than the rest of the shit Dagmire deals with. (Plus while running the bar he wasted away most of the muscles he had built on his quests)
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Guess what the next chapter is about?
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Thank you for telling me that it started well. Hopefully it’ll stay that way through the rest of the story
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Well when it happens I guaranty it’s going to be absolutely stupid.
It’ll be great
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No problem.
Also something big is coming...
I might just end up resurrecting someone else’s dead story. I hope
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This one hopefully
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/316709/shobbit-ogale-arrives-in-equestria
I laughed so hard at the beginning and end of that paragraph.
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I aim to please.
Also to do dumb things
The best way to enjoy the story is to read it like someone is screaming each word as fast as they can while rushing to finish. Fast paced and chaotic
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Christ that was fast
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Kinda. I literally just posted the chapter, left to use the bathroom and when I came back the comment was there
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Yes
Ok since I couldn’t get the next chapter out in time I decided to say “fuck it”.
Now the next chapter should be twice the length as usual
Soon I’ll have Dagmire cover art! :D
...eventually
yeah boi
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Ok I know where I’m going with this now. The hi-tea-ass is lifted!
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(English at its finest!)
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I’m still going. It’s just things keep getting in the way but I have enough to finish today. This one’s for you bud
Happy birthday to me I guess
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It is done
A R T
My friend made it for free :3
Happy Halloween
Why am I like this
well he can turn shit to stone
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Only on the third Tuesday of a year
OUT OF TIME
Thing happen and do?
Yes.
I just looked up the animal known as an alpaca. I have never seen something both so hilarious and adorable at the same time in all of my life.
Suddenly, Naruto. XD
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Herpaps
What in the sam hell was this
Oo God yes
It’s flamingo yay
Oooh ok this seems fun to read
Bruh, dang this is a complete different version of MLP that I’m use too
Oh thank goodness!
I thought Gilda is going to die
Bruh, that Dragon could had lived another day but nope