"Can I please ask what you're planning to do here?" Seth said, worried for his well-being, "I just want to know what room in hell I'm gonna end up in."
"I come from Soviet Union. There is no hell."
"That makes me feel a little better," he said, shutting his lights off and entering the driveway.
"I take lipo and inject it into Rainbow Dash."
"Isn't that deadly?"
"She will be fine."
"I'm going STRAGHT to hell."
"Will you stop," she said, putting the stuff in her bag as they got out.
"I'm sorry."
"It's okay," she said, picking the lock, "Just be quiet until I use chloroform."
"Jesus Harold Christ."
As the two snuck up to Dash's room, Seth could only wonder what was going through is favorite cousin's head.
"When you said illegal, I thought you meant in the lines of going in their houses and fucking with their stuff, not psycho warfare and biowarfare."
"We from two different places with two completely different lacking moral standards. Besides, they are reason Sunset tried to kill herself."
"I cannot argue with that."
"Good," she said, opening her bedroom door, "Quiet."
She took a rag and chloroform from her bag, set it up, and put it on the blue girl's face, waited for a minute, then began sticking a needle into her, injecting the lipo into various parts of her body, making Seth nauseous.
"Want in?" she said, holding an extra needle.
"My dinner wants out, if that answers your question."
"Vomit out window."
The moment that more than a little extra began to show, he projectile-vomited his dinner out the window.
"Done," she said after a few minutes, removing the rag.
"I can't do this anymore," he replied, going out to the Yugo.
She followed a minute later.
"I don't think I can do this anymore."
"That was worst one."
"What now, since I'm in too deep already."
"Just hit animal in road, then go to Fluttershy's house."
He hit a rabbit, so she went out, got it, and made sure it was dead before going to her house.
"Just stage animal murder scene."
When they got to Fluttershy's house, they sterilized, chloroformed Fluttershy, drugged several animals, Sofia snapped the rabbit's head off, stuck it in Fluttershy's mouth, scattered a few kitchen knives in the room, and poured blood on everything, making sure to get plenty in Fluttershy's mouth.
"This looks like a bad animé I like."
"Show me sometime."
In the car, Sofia contemplated how to shoot down a party planner that was capable of breaking physics.
"Farmer, burn harvest. Dressmaker, destroy dresses. Athlete, lipo injections. Animal Caregiver, murder scene. Party planner... Is there party store around?"
"What are you gonna do?"
"I am going to give Pinkie Pie party overload. I need alcohol and party works."
"I pulled this prank on Autumn one time," Seth replied, "It didn't end in the best of ways, considering that she only thought she had been drinking. We shared a six-pack afterwards, though, and it was mostly okay then. I still owe her a trip to the bar, though."
Pulling into the Walmart parking lot, Seth handed Sofia fifty dollars, on account of the fact that the US didn't use Soviet Rubles, and she, being the retarded dumbass she was for five minutes at the Canterlot Airport, didn't get her money swapped over.
"I will be back in few minutes."
"Just the cheapest. I want one for myself with that, too."
"Okay!" she said going into the store.
He pulled into a parking space and read some more for a few minutes until he heard the Aktuelle Kamera music play from his dashboard, "Lovely," he checked the Caller ID.
Сафія
+011-375-29-235-2787
"Hey."
"I'm ready."
"Be right there."
He pulled up to the front and opened the hatch for Sofia to load the beer into.
"Any idea how you want to pull this one off?"
"She drank herself to sleep?"
"Works for me, if you're going with it."
He drove her to Pinkie Pie's house, where they, unceremoniously, made it look like she had spent her evening on a drinking spree, then took the backroads back to Seth's house, where Sofia buried the stuff she stole in his backyard, then proceeded to get coffee.
"You are up early," Aunt Natasha said.
"We just went for little drive," Sofia lied, "He taught me Canterlot streets and such."
*Dials number* Sis? You need to call EVERYONE. Also get Shine to do her hacking magic. We got a crazy commie needing arresting
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A crazy commie? More like fifty crazy commies!
9407628
Scratch that. A insanely over commy commie that has done very inhumane and HIGHLY illegal activity and has her slightly disoriented nephew with her as a accomplice.
9407631
Regardless of what happens, they will probably be sharing the same, special room in hell with each other (Seth and Sofia).
9407633
I'll drop Seth off at a church so he has some of a chance
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They're both a little too far gone in my opinion.
Angel Bunny won't be missed.
The real problem is that the Main Five don't know Sophia and Seth well enough for them to associate such specific acts of vengeance with.
No, they will all blame Sunset, from whom Sophia got her info. This far exceeds acceptable, and Sophia and Seth have proven themselves at least the moral equals to Anon-A-Miss and the rest.
Theft, arson, assault, animal cruelty, breaking and entering, burglary, robbery, vandalism and more? In what world does all this match against the main crime of being easily duped idiots the Rainbooms are guilty of? And if this is the punishment for that, do they plan on next murdering the CMC - the actual guilty cyberbullies?
Yes, Sunset attempted suicide.
But I bet a donut that Sophia and Seth not only get away, but profit massively from this farce.
9407872
Please, no! The CMC may have done wrong, but they don't deserve to die. That's just cruel!
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An exaggeration. The main characters in the story (Seth and Sophia) have gone from admirable in their desire to help Sunset to villainous in just a few chapters.
Sunset deserves justice, and the CMC deserve punishment, but let the punishment fit the crime. Again, the acts Sophia and Seth have committed against the Rainbooms far outweigh the crime of being idiots. I am looking on in sick fascination to see what happens next, especially to the real culprits, if this is what happens to those Anon-A-Miss managed to fool.
Because Sophia was so precise with her actions, and the Rainbooms are in communication with each other, the Rainbooms will likely conclude only one person could have done all of this.
Sunset.
This is going to end badly, and I will be upset if Sophia and Seth karma Houdini out of the consequences of their actions here, while the Rainbooms all unify against Sunset again.
Seth vomited at Dash's house, providing a DNA link that will be uncovered when the police show up to 'interview' Sunset for the suspiciously linked vengeance Sophia engineered.
Short version Sophia and Seth have gone too far.
9408273
The Mikado would agree with you there.
9408046
The CMC thinking this will happen to them is essentially their punishment, more or less.
9408420
I hope that Sofia is charged for criminal acts, though.
9408423
Only time will tell. Besides, they could just as easily get away with saying they were walking down the street, felt nauseous, and ran and puked in the first out-of-the-way place they could find. Dash does live on the same street with them, so the story wouldn't completely fall apart, plus Seth and Autumn saw Sunset jump, then she told them why in Moscow, so that could be a motive for the Rainbooms to plan something like this to target one of Sunset's new family.
9408432
OK then.
9408433
But still, anything could happen because everyone will be on the way to the London Air Terminal at that point to go home.
9408440
OK.