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What began as a party between a student and her beloved teacher ended up becoming the moment when Twilight's heart broke into a thousand pieces. She had done it; Celestia had replaced Twilight. There was no pillow fortress big enough to hide all the pain inside her, so she decided to run away and find a place to hide from her miserable life. But after her friends found her, Twilight decided to tell Celestia a couple of things.
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Dammit Twilight
damn good story
The last sentence
So adorable, and so damn funny.
Batponies are not actually canon. Its a spell cast by Luna to make normal Pegasus' look like that. Rainbiw Dash in that one episode confirms this.
It's not coincidence that you never see them again after Luna became accepted.
*Snap*
this makes her sound like she died
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Actually, in one the S8 episodes, one of the "extras" in the foreground DOES have batwings (folded, but still clearly batlike rather than birdlike)
I can't remember which episodes, but thestrals are now canon because of that!
Which episode is the picture from?
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I think it's School Daze part 2
9333255
You are correct.
9333255
just a minute after the opening.
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Eeyup
Impressive innuendo. Black belt tier even.
Uh, Twi? Phrasing...
Hello? Phrasing.
Phrasing.
HEY! PHRASING!!!
Everything was fine and dandy until Mary Sue performed alicorn level teleportation :3
This story was both very cute and also utterly hilarious at the same time. Well done!!
Philomena you troll XD
ever
to
were
Hm you need the gore tag if you go that way ^^;; [put 'around']
9333015
No one actually cares. This is a fandom.
I liked this, it made me smile; except I was kind of hoping Twilight would make more unintended innuendos, you made up for that when she thanked the crowd... That got me to snort.
9333015
Literally no one cares. Thestrals are rad and canon is only a light suggestion
Hm
9333015
Well, that's quite a lot of dislikes you got there. XD We Thestrals don't like being told we don't exist.
If you really want to debate on them being canon or not though, then I'd say that it's neither confirmed nor denied. The only thing that has been confirmed is that they don't seem to live in the Hallowed Shades since it appears to be more of a wasteland than anything.
As far as Rainbow in the Cutie Remark part 2 is concerned, I don't think she looked like a bat pony. Her ears looked like her normal pony ears, i.e. no ear tufts. Her eyes didn't look slitted, even with the helmet on. In fact the only thing she had were the bat wings, and they could just be wing slits, Fluttershy confirmed that those exist in Scare Master.
B R U H
*Fades away*
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Twilight is drunk. Expecting a drunken idiot to make sense is a TOTAL waste of time
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I know. I was trying to make an Archer joke. First thing that went through my mind when I read it.
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Sorry. I'm Utterly Clueless when it comes contemporary cultural references
I remember a few years back, seeing someone who looked sort of familiar on the cover of People magazine
Asked the checkout clerk "Who's that?"
"Taylor Swift"
"Who's that?"
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Well, I feel obligated to point out that batponies aren't Thestrals.
9336104 I always figured it was a dialect thing, so I've been saying thestral 'cause it sounds cooler
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Fixed! Thanks for pointing those, you guys are great!
9333015
I think that batponies are as much canon as we want them to be, but I'm sure I've seen them in a comic.
But won't be awesome if they lived in an underground Equestria with their very own culture like the crystal ponies and cool, goth-style, upside down buildings? ... Just saying
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Her new student? Well, that's--
*Chrysalis bucks the door and jumps into the throne room*
"Boom, baby!"
I think it will be better if we say that her new student is Moondancer so we can leave the doors open for a "See that it wasn't so bad Twilght? And now I will help you confess Celestia what you feel about her" sequel.
9333015
Hm Your explanation of a spell cast by Luna is LESS canon than batponies existence, you know?
Nowhere in canon is shown anything about spells cast by Luna or Nightmare Moon, while batponies ARE shown on screen, so, really you don't want to go there...
Lovestruck Twilight is the best Twilight. 10
out of 10
. So... how about a sequel?
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Don't worry, I have one planned
Unintentional grimdark is best grimdark.