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CategoricalGrant


"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

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It's time for our friends to have a serious talk with Rainbow Dash. It's time for her to move on from her friend's passing. Pinkie Pie is gone.

...Right?

Comedy Crackfic, don't say I didn't warn you.

EDIT: Hey, featured on publishing day, 5/26/20!

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Comments ( 53 )

Hmm you did warn us but I have no regrets reading this. Have a :rainbowlaugh:

What did i just read? :rainbowlaugh:

Uh... What?
Nevermind, still made me laugh. :rainbowlaugh:

That was... a thing I read.

... I don't know wut to say. :rainbowderp:

This is most confusing:rainbowlaugh:

“Pinkie Pie is right, Rainbow Dash. In fact, I- PINKIE PIE!?” screeched Twilight, her widened eyes filled with terror. “Y-Y-You…”

And from that moment, I knew I was gonna favorite this one.

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Same here. What is that?! So, everypony except Rainbow Dash thought that Pinkie was DEAD?!?! Oh my, how did they keep that up for FOUR YEARS?!?!?!?! This story is crazy!

The Pinkie Pie is DEAD?!

Rainbow Dash scrunched up her face. “Ha ha, guys. Hilarious. I know you guys got me good at our last sleepover with that whole, ‘clouds are illegal after 10pm’ thing, but I’m not that gullible.”

clouds gansta until 10pm comes

that's not an accurate representation of Joe Rogan
he didn't mention shaved gorillas ONCE despite having ample opportunity.
Unsubscribe

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Yes

(Party)

I am dead!

Third most random entity on the internet to date, tying with the Brony fandom itself

the Second

The First

After the first few sentences, I thought Pinkie had been colluding with Rainbow Dash to do a "Surprise, I'm not actually dead!" prank. The 4 years thing made it a wee bit difficult, but since this was Pinkie Pie and CategoricalGrant, I decided it was within the realm of possibility.

Then things happened.

Oh my I don't think I could handle thi~

Pinkception.

Kinda glossed over when it got too many layers of meta, I was expecting more of a weekend at Weekend at Bernie's thing.

Quirky yet absolutely adorable in many ways possible? Also funny?! Well, that seems like the work of a CategoricalGrant! This was more than just entertaining to read based on so many different things that happened that'd make almost anyone feel like they're on one heck of a trip! I love it! Hope ya didn't mind, but I made a little reading on this awesome work of literature!

Audio Linkyloo!: https://youtu.be/GZlP_Z3zFJU

(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment!)

Rainbow Dash slapped the table with a hoof in a fit of clairvoyance. “Oh! So that’s why there’s two of you sometimes! It all makes sense now…”

ummm.....just what does she feel guilt about to cause that?!

NBQ

My brain is trying to process it all...
Hey, I want your drugs! :pinkiecrazy:

Um... That is certainly a crackfic... I'm not sure how to feel about it... alrighty then...

my first thought was that this was a "The heavy is dead" reference. It appears that is not the case.

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Aww! Awesome! Thanks so much- it's always an honor! ;D

We are all but dreams in the mind of Gummy.

I don’t understand why no one is taking this documentary seriously. Do any of you realize the implications of what this arcane text says? DO YOU?!

The story has ONE LOOK for Luna’s sake! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!

Uh...................

Well ok then. Good story, 10/10.

Mmmm. . . Thanks for that slice of Inception Shenanigators! NOW BACK TO OUR REGULARLY-SCHEDULED SNUGGLE-STOPS! 😊:twilightsmile:

What in the everloving hell did i just read?

Gummy needs to get out more.

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Snuggles incoming (eventually)

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Mm, tis ok. I have every other snuggle-stop I luv to frequent. Take your time. :twilightsmile:

I feel a disturbance in the Force...the drugs are strong in this one...

Out-weirding yourself 5 times over in the same story takes true talent. Well done, sir.

THAT ALLIGATOR SEE THE FUTURE!!:pinkiegasp:

I have so many questions right now.

For example, the Pinkie is dead. Why is the Pinkie dead? :rainbowlaugh:

I need a search party, my brain got lost somewhere around the third section

It's like poetry, it rhymes

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I think it was-

Shh, you are dead.

Okie-dokie-lokie.

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What's up ya censored? Who's up for a-what the bloody hay just happened here?
The Pinkie Pie is dead!

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