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This story is a sequel to TD's Little Rarity
The human TD Powell has been living a quiet life since returning to Equestria after protecting Rarity from the FBI on Earth. Well, as quiet as his life could be after marrying Princess Twilight Sparkle and everything that comes with that. All is going well until one day Tirek attacks.
So TD shoots him in the face.
Repeatedly.
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Wait, I thought TD Powell was stuck in Equestria. How'd he get back, and why didn't he stay?
9083513 The FBI.
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This is an alternate universe of the main fic from my knowledge
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It's a sequel to TD's Little Rarity.
This story is a win.
Not bad. Btw, it’s a magazine, not a clip.
Probably should have put a couple grounding shots into him to be sure though.
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Yes, my bad. Fixed.
My god that was great. TD saved the day in a way that only he could pull off. And his reward for it was. A week or two on the couch for commenting on his wife going pony Super Saiyan and for hiding the gun from her. At least we know from your other story that she does forgive him so it's all good.
Now I'm wondering how he would deal with Starlight and her little cult.
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I have some plans on that for Alicorn.
TD vs. Godzilla Spike.
What’s that sound? Is that the sound of magic flying back to ponies and cutie marks being restored? Nooo, that’s the sound of Tirek about to take forty in the face!
Darth Vulcan did it first.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/5553836/chapters/12817082
This made my day.
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I think there's 3 different TD timelines. The main one is where he becomes an Alicorn. No wait, there's 4. Another he goes on a world-spanning quest to find a way home and fails. A third where he becomes a teacher, and then one where he goes home and My Little Rarity pics up.
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Yes, but the Simpsons did it before either of us.
Many of the world's problems could be solved by simply shooting Tirek in the face.
Eh, better than when “Damned are the Guilty” had Tirek shot in the face.
I doubt that Twilight will let TD shoot Starlight in the face after this.
Finally someone gets it!
I keep saying they need to team up and fight together and sending discord was a big, bad, damn idea to use!
But more importantly someone uses something that has effect on that psychopath. I always believed firearms were a good way to fight that monster, afterall; guns and explosives have chemicals and moving parts so Tirek couldn't take away their energy period.
But just wondering, what kind of pistol does TD have with him?
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.45 ACP hollow points. Really popular ammo and fits right into a Colt M1911, one of the best pistols around.
Nice big entrance hole and flares out from the hollow point to make sure it stays.
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This one was recovered after going in a body.
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I was talking about the pistol type, not the caliber.
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He got it off an FBI agent.
Pretty sure it's a standard semi-auto pistol like a Glock or something very similar. It would have a 8 to 10 round magazine for a single stack, or a 20 round magazine for a double stack, but that'd make it pretty thick and heavy. Probably overkill too for most people.
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Glocks don't have a safety you can click on or off.
If anything it could've been a 1911 clone or something but while I do appreciate you giving some answers here I'd rather hear what the author has to say.
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I don't have a Glock. The only thing I have right now that's similar is a Walther PK .380. Tiny little thing that cost $350. (Cheapest pistol that's not a terrible Browning Hi-Point.) Best thing about it is it doesn't require insane grip strength to pull the slide back. The sights on it suck ass since you can't adjust it, so it always aims upward and to the left by a large margin.
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That is a good pistol. and for the record I don't own a glock either but I do know what they're like because I have fired them before.
Should’ve been a .44
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It's a pretty good gun, except for the sights. The only others I've had and fired was a 12guage shotgun and a pre-WW1 bolt-action rifle. (BTW, never get a cheap $100 shotgun from a pawn shop. First time I tried to use it, the safety broke in half.)
Is it recommended that I read the first one before this?
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Eh, up to you, really.
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I never have and never will
I was hoping for some kind of rediculously large bore rifle from the grassy knoll. Tirek catches a glimmer of reflected light then his head vaporizes from the power of good old fashioned lead from a half mile away.
Was it necessary to open the story with a reference to The Room?
*Snrks*
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Offer them some homemade kool-aid.
I see you also like Lilypeet
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You're lucky you're not talking about the PPK, or I would be upset.
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Pretty sure if TD could have he would have.
Oh! This series of events! nice to see a pick up on the Non-Brony Tales Universe
TD straight up iced that bitch. I'd link the clip from the dbza from teamfourstar of vegeta saying it, but I'm on my phone so it'd be a bajillion times more annoying to do so.
This was enjoyable, I liked the setup and the ending was funny. Good fic!
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Lol! Could you imagine TD sighting in with something like a Barrett .50-cal? One shot and Tirek’s head would be a fine mist!
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I'd trust heavier weaponry more...
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Hahahaha! Hell yeah!
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It would be even MORE beautiful with a good ‘ol fashioned M9 Bazooka or a modern-day LAW.
;D
There’s a rifle only made in the good ol se that single chambers what’s technically an antiaircraft round. Larges calibur rifle in the world. Easy to find with google foo but I am high and tired.
You know, as awesome as TD taking the practical approach to Tirek is, I'm also finding him and Twilight to be rather endearing.
Moar?
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The .950?
Also, that was well deserved and very funny, taking down tirek with 4 rounds of .40 cal. But the +1 crotch shot takes the cake. :)
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All I could think of was TFS...
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Or a Fat Man buttplug.
In my opinion in some versions that should actually work, I don't really believe in that "I have so much power, it makes every damage bounce of my chest." thing.