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tom117z


A Twilight Sparkle fanboy who also likes to write. The author of the Change series.

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This story is a sequel to The Death Altar In Twilight's Basement


Twilight once tried to summon evil Sun Gods to teach them the magic of friendship, powering an ancient death alter with some weird magic crystals, only to find out that she had been conned by Flim and Flam.

Now Twilight has too much caffeine in her system and is going on a rampage.

How do these two things correlate? Well, Twilight needed some batteries for her coffee machine...

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Comments ( 34 )

Starlight destroyed the machine, but one cup remained. That cup found its way to Pinkie Pie, who gulped it down. She found it quite pleasant and sat back. For the next 3 days she was still her cheerful self, but very, very mellow.

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That's not how it works. You can't flip the craziness counter over.
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.

“You have clearly drunken coffee powered by an arcanium soul shard,” Maud noted factually. “That was not a good idea.”


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Very true. Everyone knows that you have to rotate it sideways through the fifth dimension on an alternate Thursday in a month ending in ‘Q’. For best results, one should go by the Croatoan calendar.

Just another normal day in Ponyville.

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Your meme-face Starlight profile is perfect for this fic. :rainbowlaugh:

THE SPELL BANISHES THE CAFFEINE TO ANOTHER REALM I NOW CAN TASTE ALL SHADES OF Q!

Then this happened. It's dumb, we know.:trollestia:

Well I liked it :twilightsmile:

So we saw a Chinese translation of Change, and re translated it to English for fun with Google. Princess of the Changelings came out as Princess of the Evil Spirits, so Twilight was the Princess of the Evil Spirits.

Then this happened. It's dumb, we know.:trollestia:

You two get the craziest ideas for these stories. I find myself questioning your sanity.

Wow....
Just.
Wow.

I never imagined I would ever read a fic like this...

In next episode:
"Daddy why Ponyville and Everfreen forest are quarantined area?"
"You see son. It started many years ago, when Miss Pinkie Pie entered Twilight Sparkle kitchen. Ponies say that there were black chemicals which turned her into what she is today, but no one know for sure. Nobody survived to confirm that."
"Is that way we sacrifice each year some ponies and send them into the zone?"
"Yup, everything to please party demon."

I am several shades of concerned.

I should have read this sooner, cause it is quite hilarious, always enjoy reading some of the idiocyverse anyway, until next time!

*reads premise*
Why, Agatha, I thought you were forbidden from making coffee after the last time!

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Dere vas only three explosions. :pinkiehappy:

Just the kind of silliness I've been needing lately. Thank you for brightening up my day!

There is a netizen saying here in PRChina goes: Those will happen happen. (该来的还是来了。)

And I believe this describes what we're looking at perfectly.

Yep, blames are on Google and imagination. Nice work though.

This story either induces anoxia or was created because of anoxia. Which one? The world(s) may never know...

“Nope!” Little Wing said with a joyful grin. “I’m having way too much fun!”

Little Wing is best pony.

This was silly but hilarious

The world needs more stories like this.

It no is my mistake, I speak English speak's very good, translate too the same good, all blame Google, is it make my translate convert become this appearance!

(Written with Chinese grammar, originally like this in Chinese:
这不是我的错,我说英语说得很好,翻译也一样好,都怪谷歌,是它把我的翻译变成这个样子!)

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Yes, it is Google Translates fault. It always has been dodgy for longer statements, never mind whole chapters.

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I hope you would understand that the last comment was just a Chinese humour. XD
We tend to pretend to be annoyed or flustered for joke's sake.

“I really liked her mane…” Sweetie Belle muttered under her breath, drawing a raised eyebrow from Applebloom.

Apple Bloom
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Hahaha! All our yeses! Well most of our yeses! Definitely worth a fav.

Twilight just basically invented liquid meth.

I want another story like this

“Considering some of it gets featured… what does that say about us and our readers?” -Skijarama

It says are all beautiful artistic crazy people and I wouldn’t change a damn thing about us

Fun!!
(RIP dozens of murdered clones of Pinkie Pie)
:pinkiegasp: :pinkiegasp: :pinkiesad2:
Have a few moustaches while I'm here.
:moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache:

Twilight brought Clutch coffee to Equestria

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