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shallow15


Do not be fooled. I am a dude.

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Homes...that Inside Out gag still makes me giggle.

She was prepared for the string of voice mails, each more moronic than the last. She was prepared for the latest in Rainbow Dash’s list of unreasonable demands to keep modeling for Beanis, Inc. (Although, Rainbow would have to be told at some point that even with her natural stamina, being part of a “Fluttershy/Chrysalis sandwich forever” would be impractical. Fluttershy still had a job to do in customer service, after all, and the poor girl had to sleep sometime.)

Ok I want to request seeing this!

Majin Syeekoh
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This is beautiful.

I think the real winner here is Wallflower.

And another thing: the Pinto joke would have been even funnier if nothing had touched it and it STILL exploded.

As that would have been historically correct.

On Sunset’s face, Horror, Disgust, and Anger adopted a sullen teenager named Revulsion who immediately declared everything about this situation sucked, sparking a nasty confrontation between him and Anger, with Horror and Disgust trying to smooth things over before Revulsion yelled “You’re not my real dad!” at Anger, who promptly replied “I’m a woman, you little shit!” Then the neighbors, alarmed by the screaming, called the police. Arrests were made, Child Protective Services was called, and ultimately the judge ruled the entire relationship be dissolved and Revulsion was sent to a nice family in Fillydelphia, while Anger was given mandatory sensitivity training. Horror and Disgust started a new life in Manehattan where they opened a bakery catering to the upscale elite. The creampuffs are to die for.

This paragraph made my evening. I don't know why, and I don't care, but I laughed about this paragraph way more than I should have. :rainbowlaugh:

Gotta agree with R5h here, that's gender discrimination and Twilight does well in correcting that.
Let's just hope Sunset does survive to get batshit insanely rich from all this bean chicanery. She deserves it :twilightsmile:

8946651
GODDAMMIT SYEKOOH!! :rainbowlaugh:

Sunsets sanity will soon be gone. And Twilight will probably make a Beanis to cure her insanity

At this point I’m surprised Sunset hasn’t transformed into her demon form. Only her’s would probably be based on Wrath, not Lust like Twilight

R5h

Thanks, and also I accept no responsibility for this.

I want some of whatever you're smoking when you make these.:rainbowlaugh:

8947490
I don't smoke anything. This is me naturally!

These are the basically the only reason I periodically toggle the mature filter - to see what new spore of madness comes next.

8947127
Please accept some responsibility, I need at least one name to scream when I wake from the beanis nightterrors

You know, I was wondering about the cross-gender compatibility of the Datanis...

Also, darn it, now I'm going to need to rejigger my story. Though I can still make this work.

Aside from the drunkeness and frankly scarring anal play in this, I'm rooting for the Wallflower/Tempest relationship. Tempest has had a VERY rough go of it (even is she doesnt remember) and the girl should be appriciated (even if that requires what I must once agian point out is a frankly horrifying amount of anal play.)

Wow more plz!

8947522
To quote a particular excellent bit of Sailor Moon fanfic:
Usagi: "What are you ON?!?"
Shadowjack, the Author: "...Nothing? I'm always sober."
Usagi: *stares in shock*
Usagi: *leaves*
Usagi: *returns, transformed, preparing to smite him with the goddamn princess wand*

Yeah, you can't have the only car model to be capable of exploding in a crash the way cars do in movies and not have it explode. That's like having a volcano lair and not setting the final battle in the caldera.

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