Fluttershy knows she's too shy to approach any stallion she holds interest in. What she also knows is that stallions are attracted to physical aspects of mares. So, she employs a new strategy to get herself a mate.
She gets bigger cans.
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Fluttershy knows she's too shy to approach any stallion she holds interest in. What she also knows is that stallions are attracted to physical aspects of mares. So, she employs a new strategy to get herself a mate.
She gets bigger cans.
*ridiculous
Also, this story is awesome so far
Wooooow.
Just by looking at the cover I can’t help but think of the bird tit joke. (a tit is a kind of bird if you don’t know.)
Ha! I opened this for the sheer ridiculousness factor. Was not disappointed. Well done.
"So what you're saying is I need tits, not cans?"
[15 minutes later]
"Hey Fluttershy, why are there a pair of birds perched on your chest?"
Later that day, Fluttershy came back to town with shiny door hardware hanging below her neck. Twilight ran into her on the street and sighed.
"Lemme guess. Angel suggested you get some new knockers."
Probably needed the tomato sauce for all of the spaghetti falling out of the stallions’ pockets.
lol so funny.
Sweet Celestia that was sooooooo funny! Ya know what would make it even funnier? If it was in ANTHRO!
Fluttershy does realized that Big Mac is off the market?
Bug Mac is rediculous, running down the dirt paty like that!
Overall, an okay tale.
BE MY WAIFU FLUTTERSHY
It's six AM and I've been one hour reading fics like this one, and worse (trash cans and baby alicorns were involved). But I'm okay with this.